such a fruit

He's literally at Jason Genova's skill level when it comes to cooking.

I miss angry Jim

You miss manufactured Colin Quinn cosplay by a disingenuous worm?

Actually...yeah...kinda

This makes my memory sad.

I’m glad they threw in “Gordon Ramsay” in the title. Jim had a conversation with him earlier that week after all.

He basically stared in movies with Nick Cage and 300 other celebrities they know who they are at this point

Who or what was he staring at?

Their penises

Kreischer has been doing pretty good with his cooking show on Burr's network, so of course the worm has to do one of his own. But go ahead Norton and tell us that you don't listen to any comedians work because you don't want to steal it

he hasn't even seen bert's cooking show. If he did, he would tell you. Genuinely

That's the first thing I thought of, worm only do this because Burr made some video of him baking cookies long ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/9isl10/fact_jim_just_told_gordon_ramsay_he_has_never

Timing seems peculiar though... 🤔

In what way?

I want to see the meltdown when Jimmy realised he left the yolks in

Ffffucking scumbag

Holy shit, he ate egg yolks.

Look at all the faggoty fan boys in the comments & the like/dislike ratio.

Do something about this.

DUDE MACHIIIIIIINE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Baked machine dude

They are gay and faggot.

What clickbait. Gordon Ramsey pretty much has nothing to do with the video besides the fact he was on the show earlier. Im also pretty sure he didn’t have the stove on for most of it.

I was hoping the gas was just leaking out and filling his apartment.

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That prick has all that nice shit and it's a total waste. What's that appliance next to the stove a pasta maker? Or is it some kinda crazy toaster?

Keurig coffee maker

No the thing on the left if your facing the stove. It's right behind him in the still frame above. It was the most interesting thing in this whole video. A bagel toaster maybe? I see the black Keurig.

Looks like an automatic expresso maker.

Why wouldn't a 25 year old smoke show watch that and want to settle down with him?

I don’t see why they wouldn’t. How can you beat that view of the queensbridge projects.

I'm sure plenty of young whores would love that view if there was anything remotely interesting or attractive about the middle aged owner.

I'd rather watch a beheading. His.

Who uses a pot like that to make scrambled eggs?

This proves that not only has he never cooked eggs, he's never seen someone make ones.

make ones.

nice 3rd grader sentence structure, stupid

I can't type worth a damn but I can fry a god damn egg so I'm still Albert Einstein compared to Jimmy.

Gordon used a smaller pot for his recipe, it’s actually excellent if you don’t screw it up because your brain is fried from loneliness and Viking semen.

He uses a small spot to soft scramble it without making a mess. Jim uses a huge pot because he's fucking retarded.

literally said he's scared of getting splashed

It's a risotto style scrambled egg. Try it, it's leagues better than what're you're probably doing

It's a risotto style scrambled egg.

He literally made scrambled eggs. You're fucking retarded.

No fuckbag, he’s right. You stir from start to finish. You don’t beat them at all and you don’t season them until they’re ready. That way you don’t fuck them for air. It’s actually a very simple recipe for perfect scrambled eggs.

Nobody was having a problem.scrambling eggs before your brilliant and lively interjection, stupid

Try the recipe, it really is better than the shit you get at diners.

Shut up bitch ass nigga

I assume this is the Gordon Ramsey video on scrambled eggs. Changed my life.

They literally show Gordon Ramsey doing it and Jimmy following along. He uses a similar pot.

I never watch him, so I didn't know that. I won't click a video with that bore in it.

Such a waste to see an amazing kitchen like that not being used.

He said he got it renovated. That's like me redoing my back porch and never having anyone over.

Funny enough the renovations cost $60,000.

As much as I hate the worm now I couldn’t help but be alittle jealous of his apartment. But then I remember that he is a 50 year old man. So yeah. AIDS

That is a huge well equipped kitchen for an NYC apartment. I'm super jealous.

the fact that he calls it a "small kitchen" in the video makes me wanna punch him in the face

He used the chip money to set it up

Wolfgang Cuck

He genuinely thinks it’s cute, quirky and endearing to not be able to cook the most basic food for himself. Jesus what a useless fruity excuse for a man.

Being 56 and not being able to cook anything is beyond fucking gay.

Being over the age of 16 and not wanting to cook for yourself is so pathetic. It really is.

Jizz boi fans mother fucked him hard he needed 200k for the kitchen and got stuck with 60k, he had to figure out how to get kitchen equipment into the city

He uses a fucking spatula inside of a giant pot to cook a few eggs. I want to headbutt this faggot into next week.

I don't not hate him but at least he finally cooked something.

This is Kelsey Cook levels of unfunny, stop trying to be "wacky but likable" and go back to being angry and mean. Having Colin or Bob Kelly shit on you while cooking might have worked. Eggs came out okay at least.

Thanks to the adult behind the camera telling him what to do.

Bill Burr makes F is for family. Jim does the chip cartoon. Bill Burr makes a vid baking a pie. Jim does one cooking eggs. Jesus Jim. Had to tap out after 10 seconds. Why the fuck would I want to watch a comic cook eggs?

Joe Rogan do a mma shit so he got to have a mma podcast too

a retarded version of fighter and the kid

That's redundant

It's got to be the worst tfatk clone out there right

He’d genuinely tell you if he did this off his own steam

What the fuck is going on with his eyebrows? They poke outwards.

Do they tickle your inner thighs?

Good to see that 60k went into kitchen renovations.

Now this piece of shit will probably ask for another 60-70k to start a cooking show.

Eggs are like the first thing anyone learns to cook. Holy fucking shit, he’s 50. How do you have the nerve to call anyone a “baby boy” and you have lived half a century without learning how to cook for yourself? Damn this shit just blew my mind.

Its like he’s retarded... legitimately.

And how is it possible that he’s never cooked eggs when his fridge was overflowing with crates of them in that Cribs video

Florentine probably ate eggs (without catsup)

I learned to cook eggs when I was 7 and I'm a worthless faggot.

What does that say about the wine cooler junkie.

He has nothing in his fridge other than mustard. I hate him more with each passing moment.

He's a fucking parody of himself.

That sccccccumbag over stirred the eggs!

He didn’t even let the pot (not pan) heat up before stirring. He wondered why the butter wasn’t melting.

French and British style scrambled eggs are of the low heat plus lots of sitting variety. Butter and creme fresch are used to slow the cooking down as much as anything else. Several recipes say you should take 20 mins to stir scrambled eggs or not bother.

American scrambled eggs are more like folded eggs. They are also quicker and don't look and taste like puke.

I can't imagine being proud of not knowing how to cook.

What a bore. Why does he exist?

If Jim was even slightly funny they wouldn't have had to fast forward through half the process. But unfortunately, it was the right move. As boring and uninteresting as it was, seeing the eggs get cooked was the most interesting thing that happened in this video. Jim has completely lost it. There is nothing left of this man with any value at all.

Why does something like this bother you? I’m so glad I’m not as miserable as you fucks.

Then get out

I come here once and a while to see what you miserable fucks are posting and it’s always amazing. You dwell on this sub to spew hate. Why? Just go on about your day. None of this matters. You should get out. You should do something productive with your time

What a pathetic fucking piece of garbage.

Some higher up probably told them they need to generate more internet buzz

The nicest kitchen not being used. Any milf would suck his dick any day of the week to use that kitchen. He is so weird, sad!

Do you want to see someone do this in a way that's actually funny?

https://youtu.be/yNSXQsP-VQY

What a degenerate loser this man is.

Nice vomit eggs, stupid.

Pardon me for not being wealthy, but, what kind of stove is that? I see no flame or red metal from the electricity...

he hasn't even seen bert's cooking show. If he did, he would tell you. Genuinely

I'm sure plenty of young whores would love that view if there was anything remotely interesting or attractive about the middle aged owner.

That's the first thing I thought of, worm only do this because Burr made some video of him baking cookies long ago

Joe Rogan do a mma shit so he got to have a mma podcast too

He’d genuinely tell you if he did this off his own steam