Guys better at holding on to a woman than Pete Davidson.

1  2018-10-15 by McGowan9

28 comments

try the veal, it's so tender.

His over the top hand gestures would put Norton to shame.

try the veal, it's so tender.

No, that's Meadow.

That's the Other Place, ma!

NON STOP ASS RAPE

Guys better at literally holding on to a woman (while she's struggling to breath, telling you to get off her) than Pete Davidson: https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/948289341322702853/gAHQK9vY_400x400.jpg

There was no struggling. She just went to sleep and never woke up. So quiet. So peaceful.

"shhh..Meredith. No tears, just dreams now"

WE LEAD THE WORLD IN COMPUTERIZED DATA COLLECTION

Ariana, c'est que ce...message machine broken?

I would bury my cock in those fucking titties.

I loved her! I fucking love her now.

Wanna know something? She's a cunt, my fucking wife. A girl like Ade, now that's a WOMAN. If I still had my hair...

Wouldn't matter if you had hair like Casey Kasem. She's a young girl.

Tony however pulled some sweet ass, the art woman (Ralphies girl) was hotter than hell, Mercedes woman was a good runner up

That was precious bodhisattva.

All kidding aside, charmaine Bucco was a sexy Italian mom.

Fuck yea. I would marry the shit out of Charmaine, more than basically any chick on that show. Artie was a fool trying to be a player like Tony and chase the Skifooz when he had a woman who loved him because he Wasn't a gangster

Artie was a stand in for every retarded wop who watched the show and thought he was a tough guy like Tony. See: Nana, Brother Joe, Nick DiPaolo...

She likes it when you rub her muzzle.

Oh yeah, charm was the hottest of them by far.

Charmaine STILL looks good. The writers of Sopranos really captured the whole aging guido doucher look so well when they put that stud earring in Artie's ear when he took Adriana on that date after he broke up with Charmaine.

You wanna watch what you’re doing? You’re squeezing the quail.

Prince Rogaine.

That arthur bucco was a bit of a drip

Not according to New Jersey ZAGAT.

“Warm and convivial host...”

“You could have butthole eyes like Casey Kasem it wouldn’t matter.”

Warm and convivial butthole eyes