No, Crowder is much gayer (and less original). A man saving himself for marriage is as fruity as it gets. Also at least 80% of his material is "hey SNOWFLAKE how bout you stay in your SAFE SPACE LOL."
I know that's an "alt-right" dude that I'm supposed to like and all, but he looks like he does nothing but tongue male asshole and collect their doody with his beard.
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It's based around the whole idea of a married couple (until marriage got sabotaged by law) is the most stable form of parenting. And sex leads to kids so if you're having sex outside of marriage you might end up with toddlers who doesn't have a stable upbringing.
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Basically the foundation of western civilisation for over 2000 years for building stable nations.
No, that was not available to the public, neither was it used in any wide spread amongst the white people because they were all if you compare it today "fundamentalist christians" and followed the rules qiuet heavily.
Everyone in the alt right outside of a few troll youtubers like mister metokur etc. are so laughably gay its actually shocking, they call themselves christians, love sheriffs and save their quim until they marry a fat girl even more boring then them. They could be getting crazy nazi pussy.
Yeah I got a redneck cousin who's wedding I was invited to. He knew this bitch like 2 months before asking her to marry him. She was fat as a house and they didn't seem to like each other. She was a mean bitch. But for some reason rednecks can't do anything else. It's just get a bunch of jeans and boots and flannel shirts, get a Mr. Rogers haircut, get a job at a grain silo or something and then finally marry some cow you barely know and get children off her. That's why I never got married. That one blessed union ruined the whole facade.
Dont you understand though, these are the christian western values that hold us together! It turns out every fucking christian loser you met growing up was actually right and really cool
Sounds way more reasonable and logical than all that gay emotions bullshit. Find a hog that will be a good mother and feed your kids strong and plenty and don't give a crap about everything else.
It wasn’t the pot he was jumping on him for everything just alphadicking Crowder Joe was kinda being a dick no idea why. He’s such a lump college students and Amy Schumer on RedEye made him look like a little baby boy.
I know tons of conservative-ish Catholics in their 20s, and they all drink fuck and do drugs like normal people. They just go to confession. None of them are concerned with their intellectual consistency.
So we’re bashing Crowder because he was a virgin til marriage? Who the fuck cares? He’s a solid, down to earth guy who fucking embarrasses liberals and shuts down their SJW bullshit. And he’s part of the younger generation that’s tainted with this progressive bullshit that we love to make fun of. Crowder is the last person we should be bashing.
You realize one of the most heavily bashed figures on this sub is an alcoholic self-professed conservative who won’t stop blabbing about black crime? Political leanings have low predictive value in terms of bashability.
Where I lived there used to be tons of jehovah witnesses working at McDonald: they'd get married at 18-19 and they'd take a job at McD. Not as a summer / student job, but for the foreseable future.
I think I'll pass: I plan not to get married before 33 and in the meanwhile getting as much sinful sex as I can - as little as thay may be - and run the risk of maddening some cockblocking God up there.
p.s. did Tim Tebow even get laid yet? He must be in his 30s by now.
If one day he were to awaken and realize - like Jonathan Edwards the track&field long jumper, did - it's all bullshit, he'll want to shoot himself thinking about all the prime pussy the passed on, for no reason. Well at least he doesn't have a bunch of kids and baby mamas.
I think there was some oedipus stuff going on; his mother dresses him up in all his costumes for his show, she made him a child actor. This is the product of a weirdo woman.
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1 JamesJCrowe 2018-10-15
Mug is gayer than the Village People.
1 redditardsdurr 2018-10-15
Still not gayer than a faggot doing Chip's lines.
1 lawntoilet 2018-10-15
No, Crowder is much gayer (and less original). A man saving himself for marriage is as fruity as it gets. Also at least 80% of his material is "hey SNOWFLAKE how bout you stay in your SAFE SPACE LOL."
1 MSteve1232000 2018-10-15
The “culture war” really is like a gold rush for totally unfunny and uninteresting people.
1 BrothamanB5010 2018-10-15
>Being mad over a man choosing to abstain from sex until marriage.
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I spotted the degenerate. How does it feel living a shitty life with no morals or values?
1 lawntoilet 2018-10-15
Hey man I'm married, can't we just agree Crowder is a big fagola and leave it at that?
1 lawntoilet 2018-10-15
Nah, I'm married and I also think that single parenthood is bad (RIP Kuhn Jr), I just think that Crowder is a big fagola.
1 BrothamanB5010 2018-10-15
He might be soft looking but i think he's a fairly reasonable dude.
1 lawntoilet 2018-10-15
He professes to be a comedian, and he isn't funny or creative. I don't really care how reasonable he is, he isn't interesting.
1 BrothamanB5010 2018-10-15
I thought he was an actor?
1 TonyFromLongIsland 2018-10-15
I know that's an "alt-right" dude that I'm supposed to like and all, but he looks like he does nothing but tongue male asshole and collect their doody with his beard.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-10-15
he's not even alt-light, he's basically a Bush era neocohen. A fag.
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1 aprosbro 2018-10-15
Whats hypocritical about premarital sex?
1 MSteve1232000 2018-10-15
Cuz of the whole Christian thing.
1 aprosbro 2018-10-15
Tell him to grow up.
1 BrothamanB5010 2018-10-15
It's based around the whole idea of a married couple (until marriage got sabotaged by law) is the most stable form of parenting. And sex leads to kids so if you're having sex outside of marriage you might end up with toddlers who doesn't have a stable upbringing.
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Basically the foundation of western civilisation for over 2000 years for building stable nations.
1 aprosbro 2018-10-15
We're going on like 400 years of condoms existing, though.
1 BrothamanB5010 2018-10-15
No, that was not available to the public, neither was it used in any wide spread amongst the white people because they were all if you compare it today "fundamentalist christians" and followed the rules qiuet heavily.
1 TheDarkFezRises 2018-10-15
Nothing to do with the fact he has a micropenis and had to trap some Christian girl in marriage.
1 Motherfrogger 2018-10-15
Everyone in the alt right outside of a few troll youtubers like mister metokur etc. are so laughably gay its actually shocking, they call themselves christians, love sheriffs and save their quim until they marry a fat girl even more boring then them. They could be getting crazy nazi pussy.
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2018-10-15
This but it's including troll youtubera
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-15
Yeah I got a redneck cousin who's wedding I was invited to. He knew this bitch like 2 months before asking her to marry him. She was fat as a house and they didn't seem to like each other. She was a mean bitch. But for some reason rednecks can't do anything else. It's just get a bunch of jeans and boots and flannel shirts, get a Mr. Rogers haircut, get a job at a grain silo or something and then finally marry some cow you barely know and get children off her. That's why I never got married. That one blessed union ruined the whole facade.
1 Motherfrogger 2018-10-15
Dont you understand though, these are the christian western values that hold us together! It turns out every fucking christian loser you met growing up was actually right and really cool
1 BrothamanB5010 2018-10-15
Sounds way more reasonable and logical than all that gay emotions bullshit. Find a hog that will be a good mother and feed your kids strong and plenty and don't give a crap about everything else.
1 Ants_Curls 2018-10-15
Crowder is a Bush era Conservative, idk how he's "Alt Right"
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-10-15
Nice ears, stupid.
1 LiberalPussy 2018-10-15
Who is this Fag again?
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-10-15
He was on Boy Meets World in the 90s.
1 CompleteZilch 2018-10-15
Whenever I feel sad and alone. Feel like the worst aspects of Nana and the Worm rolled in to one...
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I think about Dumb Joe Rogan nearly making this giant know-nothing nearly cry.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-10-15
Rogan was possibly even gayer though monkeying out over someone critiquing his precious pot.
1 tapetape2 2018-10-15
It wasn’t the pot he was jumping on him for everything just alphadicking Crowder Joe was kinda being a dick no idea why. He’s such a lump college students and Amy Schumer on RedEye made him look like a little baby boy.
1 SirSodomy 2018-10-15
Yeah I’m sure his virginity was voluntary.
1 MSteve1232000 2018-10-15
I know tons of conservative-ish Catholics in their 20s, and they all drink fuck and do drugs like normal people. They just go to confession. None of them are concerned with their intellectual consistency.
1 littlepeteferguson 2018-10-15
That's how I was raised. Never cared for this new counterculture moralfaggotry, but it still comes with Jew hating, so that's a plus I guess
1 nomadiqqq 2018-10-15
his ears are too big
1 StutterinPrickYou 2018-10-15
He's a stand up guy
1 working_drawings 2018-10-15
So we’re bashing Crowder because he was a virgin til marriage? Who the fuck cares? He’s a solid, down to earth guy who fucking embarrasses liberals and shuts down their SJW bullshit. And he’s part of the younger generation that’s tainted with this progressive bullshit that we love to make fun of. Crowder is the last person we should be bashing.
1 MSteve1232000 2018-10-15
You realize one of the most heavily bashed figures on this sub is an alcoholic self-professed conservative who won’t stop blabbing about black crime? Political leanings have low predictive value in terms of bashability.
1 ItakeVERYthickdumps 2018-10-15
We're bashing him because he's a fag. Nice italics you gay queer
1 Fuente_Valdergais 2018-10-15
Where I lived there used to be tons of jehovah witnesses working at McDonald: they'd get married at 18-19 and they'd take a job at McD. Not as a summer / student job, but for the foreseable future.
I think I'll pass: I plan not to get married before 33 and in the meanwhile getting as much sinful sex as I can - as little as thay may be - and run the risk of maddening some cockblocking God up there.
p.s. did Tim Tebow even get laid yet? He must be in his 30s by now. If one day he were to awaken and realize - like Jonathan Edwards the track&field long jumper, did - it's all bullshit, he'll want to shoot himself thinking about all the prime pussy the passed on, for no reason. Well at least he doesn't have a bunch of kids and baby mamas.
1 haterbator138 2018-10-15
Alt-right faggot
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-10-15
Lol he probably believes his wife when she says she did the same thing
1 Toss__Pot 2018-10-15
I think there was some oedipus stuff going on; his mother dresses him up in all his costumes for his show, she made him a child actor. This is the product of a weirdo woman.
1 Superbad415 2018-10-15
This sub is always introducing me to people I’ve never heard of or seen before, but I can’t help but hate