Work sucks today but i find solace in the fact that....

1  2018-10-15 by PhishInVa2

My smokin hot millionaire GF didnt dump me and im not sitting at home crying my butthole eyes out like some other faggot i know is.

6 comments

I'm sure his pulverized dad is rolling over in his landfill.

Sounds like you got life figured out.

Yeah, my super hot millionaire gf is suck my dick rn

Is your dad still alive?

Yup. Hes a retired firefighter

He's not even man enough to be killed by his pancreas.

Yup. Hes a retired firefighter