A “female Norton” is redundant. Norton exemplifies almost all hallmark female qualities: extreme narcissism, voluntary dissociation with facts, overvaluing of emotions, snarky cuntiness and lying
“This is Casey Quack Quack and when I was injured in your establishment yesterday after falling in a wet aisle my head turned into a daffodil.” “No it didn’t ma’am.” click
Regardless of your option on abortion, if it was illegal she would be a stay at home mom and no one would know she exists. That alone is reason enough for me.
Last night after I fucked 5 hot models and came in each one of their mouths they said "thats the biggest penis I've ever seen" in unison and then they all clapped. After that, in a joint effort they made the best sandwich the world has seen, and hand fed me it as one of them ate my ass.
Ugh I hate social media, especially when people use it to toot their own clit.
The problem with these gals, is that they don't live a somewhat difficult and interesting life to talk about it.
This broad is just some basic bitch with stage time. Most of them ( like men ) are not funny enough to support a lifetime career. That's why when they arrive at 40 they turn sour because nobody calls anymore.
The same shit happens to dudes but nobody gives a shit and deep down they know they never had the potential to be a Chapelle or a Louis CK. But these broads for some reason think they have the right to have a successful career and if they don't it's because men didn't let them.
But whatever, this gal is just another one of many "young talent" that will go to obscurity.
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And then, there was another fan, recording the entire conversation on a video camera inside a closet. That person started laughing and then imagined the shit coming out of her mouth, and started gagging. Then they threw up and fell out of the closet and threw up again, all over the camera so now we don’t even have any proof.
Why the need the lie about someone saying this to you. Why not refer to yourself as such, granted it’s still not that funny but it’s better than making it a lie.
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1 this_light 2018-10-15
“I wish the shit would go into her mouth”.
“HAHAHAHAHAHA. HOLLYYYYYYYYY SHIT”
1 boringoneliner 2018-10-15
LA LA LA LINE OF THE DAY
1 nomadiqqq 2018-10-15
SNOOOWWWAAAYYY
1 MrSztywny 2018-10-15
Linger longer
1 DanishJimmy 2018-10-15
Women are funny
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-10-15
Get over it
1 SibHashian13 2018-10-15
They can do anything a man can do...but better!! The can really bring home the bacon AND fry it it the pan.
1 jtormeyx 2018-10-15
Written by a man.
1 ShetUp 2018-10-15
I wanna blast my skull with a desert eagle while fucking her just to traumatize the bitch.
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-10-15
Your phone cut out
1 lolercakesmcgee 2018-10-15
Then everyone around her clapped and sang praises to the heavens.
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-15
That's how she wants the world to view her. We got a female Norton over here
1 timallenonacid 2018-10-15
I’ll give you a female norton big baby bitch
1 chezzanator 2018-10-15
A “female Norton” is redundant. Norton exemplifies almost all hallmark female qualities: extreme narcissism, voluntary dissociation with facts, overvaluing of emotions, snarky cuntiness and lying
1 SirSodomy 2018-10-15
Yeah but Jim isn’t fuckable to anyone
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-10-15
“This is Casey Quack Quack and when I was injured in your establishment yesterday after falling in a wet aisle my head turned into a daffodil.” “No it didn’t ma’am.” click
1 BoatHack2 2018-10-15
AAAAAWOBBAALOBBAADOBBAADOBBADINDUNOW
1 CamVanDerHorst 2018-10-15
Awwwww shuckyducky quack-QUACK
1 RealTonySchiavone 2018-10-15
I hate literally all women.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2018-10-15
Welcome to the conclusion reached by all our forefathers for millennia.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-10-15
Take off your top
Lol
1 TrollmassaGeneral 2018-10-15
She’s loying. She thinks she’s a daffodil who talks shit so she said some other lady said that. She’s loying. She said that. Not the imaginary lady.
1 xyniphis 2018-10-15
"You're a daffodil"
Posts a picture of a sunflower.
Fucking dummy
1 LookyLookyMissCookie 2018-10-15
Thats the bit.
1 xyniphis 2018-10-15
They just cant do anything right except complain
1 Frequent2001 2018-10-15
if you want to be some kind of fucking expert on flower, that is not a sunflower.
1 David_Tosk 2018-10-15
that's not a sunflower. this is a sunflower: https://emojiterra.com/sunflower/
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-10-15
That's not a sunflower, stupid. This is 🌻
1 xyniphis 2018-10-15
Whatever you floral faggot
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-10-15
I'd rather be a fruit than dumber than Kelsey Cook like you :)
1 JMueller2012 2018-10-15
She’s a pale cunt
1 donald_kingsley 2018-10-15
It should be broken teeth and clotted blood coming out of her mouth
1 Batknuckles813 2018-10-15
So I bought a computer today...
1 TheCinnamons 2018-10-15
Can you imagine how screwed up and self involved this cunt is if she has to take to social media to fabricate an event in order to praise herself?
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1 Moveinslience 2018-10-15
Tweet that to her, she needs to hear it
1 Moveinslience 2018-10-15
Excellent
1 OandAbaron 2018-10-15
Daffodil looks really dumb in text surprised the garage opener wasn’t involved.
1 PhillyBuckeye 2018-10-15
Regardless of your option on abortion, if it was illegal she would be a stay at home mom and no one would know she exists. That alone is reason enough for me.
1 xD_in_2016 2018-10-15
Last night after I fucked 5 hot models and came in each one of their mouths they said "thats the biggest penis I've ever seen" in unison and then they all clapped. After that, in a joint effort they made the best sandwich the world has seen, and hand fed me it as one of them ate my ass.
Ugh I hate social media, especially when people use it to toot their own clit.
1 TangerineReam 2018-10-15
Goddamn I had a good chuckle reading this.
1 redditardsdurr 2018-10-15
Did you also breathe out of your nose faster than usual you stupid reddit faggot?
1 TangerineReam 2018-10-15
yes, as a matter of fact
1 Titsasspenisballs 2018-10-15
Sounds made up
1 xdavidjx 2018-10-15
I hope they washed their hands before they made the sandwich
1 MrSztywny 2018-10-15
Tooting their cakehorn
1 Ant_Sucks 2018-10-15
I used to enjoy her tweets but she blocked me after I stole her garage opener bit.
1 PowerfulSir 2018-10-15
Lol me too
1 PhillyBuckeye 2018-10-15
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I7izJggqCoA
1 KenFrezno 2018-10-15
I want to hold her head and make out with her with lots of tongue lol
1 Ronnybbaby 2018-10-15
Nice opener, stupid
1 AlvinItchyCock 2018-10-15
Daffodils dont have mouths. I dont get the joke.
1 AlchemyWizard 2018-10-15
Then she stuffed the daffodil up her pussy...or something
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-10-15
Even if it didn’t happen, which it didn’t, it wouldn’t be funny at all. Bitch can’t even make up a funny thing
1 BlackManMoan 2018-10-15
...and I doubt she came up with that.
1 LamarThePotato 2018-10-15
The problem with these gals, is that they don't live a somewhat difficult and interesting life to talk about it.
This broad is just some basic bitch with stage time. Most of them ( like men ) are not funny enough to support a lifetime career. That's why when they arrive at 40 they turn sour because nobody calls anymore.
The same shit happens to dudes but nobody gives a shit and deep down they know they never had the potential to be a Chapelle or a Louis CK. But these broads for some reason think they have the right to have a successful career and if they don't it's because men didn't let them.
But whatever, this gal is just another one of many "young talent" that will go to obscurity.
1 CMsGreenScreen 2018-10-15
BELIEVE ALL WOMEN
1 OandAbaron 2018-10-15
I responded with with a garage opener on another tweet. Let’s see how fast I’m sent to obscurity
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-10-15
Can we go back to posting pics of her huge tits instead of her actual jokes.
1 Cumia_Box 2018-10-15
Seriously... Hurry up and post them
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-10-15
Here she is being fucking hilarious
1 holodog 2018-10-15
"You're a beautiful little daffodil"
It could've been some old flamboyant faggot I suppose.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-10-15
I hope she gets raped.
1 deep__legal_fag 2018-10-15
fag
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1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-10-15
I don't doubt this happened. Women are cringe factories, drunk women at comedy shows even more so.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-10-15
And then, there was another fan, recording the entire conversation on a video camera inside a closet. That person started laughing and then imagined the shit coming out of her mouth, and started gagging. Then they threw up and fell out of the closet and threw up again, all over the camera so now we don’t even have any proof.
1 Moveinslience 2018-10-15
Trucker max
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-10-15
Take off your top. lolz
1 Superbad415 2018-10-15
Why the need the lie about someone saying this to you. Why not refer to yourself as such, granted it’s still not that funny but it’s better than making it a lie.