I said alpha enough, not that people who rape and molest are alphas. Jim has so little testosterone and manhood in him that he couldn’t assault a woman.
Now imagine that feeling as the most successful intimate relationship you can hope to have with a woman, and you will understand the mind of one Jim Norton.
It's staggering how sexually abnormal Jim is. I remember on one of his stand up albums he said that he hates virginal girls and likes girls who've been fucked by loads of different men before him. And I remember him once saying that he gets off on asking his girlfriends about their previous partners dick size. What is that behavior about? Is it simply the manifestation of appallingly low self-esteem? I hate hearing this five foot five worm talk about sex in his awful high pitched voice. He has this habit of talking about deeply abnormal sexual behavior as if it's totally normal. I remember him once saying "it's suprising, some girls won't eat ass". I think it's safe to say most girls won't do that and if she does she's a smelly-breathed whore. Everything's about some kind of degradation with him.
Jim is definitely going to kill himself eventually. If he’s still getting upset about ‘girls not texting back’ at 50, he’s in more trouble that we all realize.
i guess it is correct when you think about it, he's some people's daddy in the sense that he fucking pays them like a sugar daddy would (only the ones with a dick tho)
Yeah, aside from the ability to shower them with gifts, there is nothing remotely paternal about Norton. He’s a cuck who would never be able to meter punishment.
Now imagine that feeling as the most successful intimate relationship you can hope to have with a woman, and you will understand the mind of one Jim Norton.
18 comments
1 yonimontane 2018-10-15
in the same way they remember daddy coming into their bedroom drunk only seeing his silhouette
1 SirSodomy 2018-10-15
Jim isn’t even alpha enough to rape a woman or molest a little girl. He’s totally off-base here.
1 enzo_trash 2018-10-15
you are retarded
1 SirSodomy 2018-10-15
I said alpha enough, not that people who rape and molest are alphas. Jim has so little testosterone and manhood in him that he couldn’t assault a woman.
Now go jump off a building you retarded faggot
1 Ifuckmymomanddad 2018-10-15
No that's retarded he has asaulted women and raped that drunk underage girl.
1 SirSodomy 2018-10-15
True that
1 RacksDiciprine 2018-10-15
I had to take a break halfway through the title but yeah, you are correct he is a creepy worm
1 Phkna1 2018-10-15
They view him as a safe, limp-dick emotional crutch who they never have to actually fuck.
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-10-15
I became that guy briefly for the first time with a girl 15 years younger than me, what a fucking awful feeling, never again.
1 Phkna1 2018-10-15
Now imagine that feeling as the most successful intimate relationship you can hope to have with a woman, and you will understand the mind of one Jim Norton.
1 enzo_trash 2018-10-15
the dicide your age in half and add seven rule is pretty solid, but its ridiculous to try and relate to a person who lives in a different generation
1 all_copacetic 2018-10-15
It's staggering how sexually abnormal Jim is. I remember on one of his stand up albums he said that he hates virginal girls and likes girls who've been fucked by loads of different men before him. And I remember him once saying that he gets off on asking his girlfriends about their previous partners dick size. What is that behavior about? Is it simply the manifestation of appallingly low self-esteem? I hate hearing this five foot five worm talk about sex in his awful high pitched voice. He has this habit of talking about deeply abnormal sexual behavior as if it's totally normal. I remember him once saying "it's suprising, some girls won't eat ass". I think it's safe to say most girls won't do that and if she does she's a smelly-breathed whore. Everything's about some kind of degradation with him.
1 this_light 2018-10-15
Jim is definitely going to kill himself eventually. If he’s still getting upset about ‘girls not texting back’ at 50, he’s in more trouble that we all realize.
1 ObsessiveMuso 2018-10-15
My man I think we're all very aware how much trouble he's in.
1 Opesterino 2018-10-15
why do I have to look at sam roberts anymore? I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIS FUCKING UGLY ASS FACE. PLEASE CENSOR HIM OUT LIKE THEY WOULD DO FOR NUDITY.
1 DryTeeth 2018-10-15
Wait, holdon,holdon, holdon. When a guy asks a chick
✔"how much bigger was your ex's cock?" ✔ "how much of a better fuck was he?"
That is not consistent with the role of "daddy" in an intimate relationship?!?!?!!! How?!?
Those questions ooze confidence & virility - which should make her ooze.
1 Frequent2001 2018-10-15
i guess it is correct when you think about it, he's some people's daddy in the sense that he fucking pays them like a sugar daddy would (only the ones with a dick tho)
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-10-15
Yeah, aside from the ability to shower them with gifts, there is nothing remotely paternal about Norton. He’s a cuck who would never be able to meter punishment.
1 enzo_trash 2018-10-15
you are retarded
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-10-15
I became that guy briefly for the first time with a girl 15 years younger than me, what a fucking awful feeling, never again.
1 Phkna1 2018-10-15
Now imagine that feeling as the most successful intimate relationship you can hope to have with a woman, and you will understand the mind of one Jim Norton.
1 enzo_trash 2018-10-15
the dicide your age in half and add seven rule is pretty solid, but its ridiculous to try and relate to a person who lives in a different generation