Call an escort service in the yellow pages

For all the right reasons and set up shop at the top of Four Seasons

Ask Pete Davidson for Arianna's number

Am sure you can afford the 25¢ for the phone call

Doublelist.com but make sure you have an alt email cause if you deactivate the account you can't get it back

If it’s free who cares. Just make a new account

Got me

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1) fly to the Tijuana airport ($200)

2) get a taxi to the Red Light district ($5)

3) Have your mind blown as you realize that there are more prostitutes in a one-mile radius than anywhere in the entire world. I'm talking 2000+

Getting abducted by a Cartel. Priceless.

You could literally walk around with a hundred dollar bill taped to your forehead and nobody would fuck with you. It's a huge tourist spot that draws people from all over the world and the police are omnipresent. I'd estimate that around 40% of the people there are from Asia, the Japanese and Chinese tourists love it. Feels way WAY safer than walking around downtown Los Angeles or New York.

are any of the whores hot?

If you've watched "90 Day Fiance", they basically look like all the girls from Colombia. 5'6" tall, fake boobs, size one or two.

Ironically, I kinda lost interest because I like girls who are "girls next door" and I'm not into that "Playboy" look.

If you think Paola from "90 Day Fiance" looks hot, TJ would blow your fucking mind. The clubs are just SO BIG. I've never seen anything even half the size anywhere else in the world, except for Vegas. And Vegas is a million times more expensive.

It's really something else, like the fucking Eiffel Tower or the Hoover Dam. It's seriously like Disneyland.

God damn you guys might have just sold me a time share in Tijuana. How much does a gram of blow go for there?

Tijuana caters to tourists. You can purchase over the counter prescriptions for pennies on the dollar. If you ask about illegal drugs you'll probably get arrested. It's tricky, because people will definitely offer you things, but from what I've heard, it's the fastest way to get incarcerated. (I've never been busted, this is just what I've heard.)

Never been a prescription drugs fan so that’s sad to hear that getting blow is scetchy out there

I’ve went and I got a 8ball from one of the whores out there for $50 of some “make your heart nearly stop” shit. It really is like a Disneyland for degenerates

https://www.xvideos.com/video33098245/prostitutes_tijuana_mexico_prostitutas_tijuana_mexico

https://www.xvideos.com/video30945177/2_mexican_hooker_1_-_she_from_www.freehooker.us

I hope this helps sir. I have great time everytime I go. You’ll be fine, just have fun!

Dude, I went last summer and there was whores that were telemundo model status for $100. I also fucked some little white who’ores that were collage hot For cheap too. Some said they came from Cali and Texas just to hoe for some kind of debt (school, car, whatever the fuck)

To be fair, most of them are Bobby Lee

^ ^ accurate

http://hktijuana.com/

I hear from a feller there is a guy who will jerk off punks for 15 bucks a man underneath the Queensboro Bridge.

http://skipthegames.com/

I once showed up to an incall backpage prostitute with 300 ROSES and was turned away. These things are a scam. These bitches mean dollars, they could give a fuck about roses.

What I mean is, chivalry is really dead.

www.naughtydatingonly.com is the best backpage and Craigslist alternative site to find girls near you.

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