Yessssss omg

hopefully the breakup is too much for him and he puts himself out to pasture

I disagree.

Oh, he’s going to spiral down hard.

He’s reportedly hitting hemp seed oil products pretty hard.

I want healing and the best for lil sis right now she deserves it.

Lil sis? You look about as much like her as you do an orangutan.

Nice attempt at comedy, stupid.

It was more of a comment, really.

Stevie Wonder could see this coming

I want to watch Ariana Grande's primpy, quaint torso be held down by a couple of orcs, while her clothes get ripped and her tiny legs get forced open to leave her princess pussy breathless and open, while an entire train of the world's ugliest and horniest men brush their facial hair up and down her thighs and in her armpits, while she screams out with her beautiful voice, for 9 days

You've thought a lot about this, haven't you?

Sounds like you and Jim Norton would have a lot in common.

And he doesn’t even know anything about Pete Davidson.

And he's blind!!

HOW DID IT HAPPEN

Ya kiddin'!

best reaction so far, surprisingly comes from her sub

Now that Ariana isn’t with him anymore...can you liars admit that Pete is ugly af & he’s more pale than the bodies at funerals?

butthole eyes

You put Pete Davidson in a room with three sassy teenage girls, I guarantee he’s hanging from the rafters in five minutes.

three sassy teenage girls

you mean three young proud and strong single mothers?

3 brave people

eh

they aren't people

I love how her official sub is mostly just posts of her "skin tight" outfits and "bouncy" body. When celebrities like her get a little too self-important or preachy, they should visit their own fan pages and remember why people put up with them in the first place.

search reddit for Ariana Grande and filter for past week or past month

most of the threads are from some variation of "jerk off" subreddits

I cant say that I was surprised though.

And she had the balls to very poorly cover Thundercat

HA HA HA HOLIEEEEE SHIT!!!!!!

HA!

Ah, a nice Sunday evening treat.

Who could have seen this coming?!?!

Who could have seen this coming?!?!

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/9o6k3g/could_we_get_an_early_xmas_suicide_present_time/e7rs3fq?utm_source=reddit-android

Nice android link you no pussy getting green bubble pleb

How fucking sad are you fronting about your phone?

yeah great now shes gonna fuck niggers again sweet

Luis J Gomez

Pere Davidson is no doubt an octoroon.

I think she's too experienced in life for an invitation to the compound.

she is MUCH too old for Anthony, sir

It's for the best. Black dudes don't kill themselves over getting dumped.

No shit. White boys get pissy eyed and start fucking trannies after a break up. Brothas just fuck some other fatassed bitch.

And women be shoppin’!!!

Looks like a good bet for the 2019 celebrity deathpool, at least.

Maybe tweet @ StanhopeCDP and see if they could add a special 911 death / son suicide bonus. They are pretty reasonable people over there.

They wouldn't let me add Bobby Kelly; apparently he's not famous enough.

If only he could get on Rogan, but Joe keeps forgetting about him.

This is the best news since I heard Jim Norton gogot AIDS.

And as predictable.

Say hi to Mac Miller for me!

and daddy

Holy shit yes!!!!!

That is completely normal.

Why can't we talk about Pete's personality being his died-in-9/11 father without him upping the ante?

thats weird, i think of the same thing when i need to cum quicker

I think of the same thing when im being fucked to not shit.

But Kanye is mentally ill...

He probably got tired of her hairy butthole

And she got tired of his butthole eyes

Their kid would've had hairy eyes.

Please. Let Philipmarma outlive ole petey butthole eyes.

rich stunning girl and one ugly ass dude who can't even make 10% of what she brings in, how could it not last?

rich stunning girl and one ugly ass dude who can't even make 10% of what she brings in 0.01%.

Guys can overcome all that shit by being funny and/or interesting. Unfortunately he lacks that as well.

sad to hear this, pete is a good egg. it's awesome to see a pest get so famous. hopefully he goes on the Opie Radio FREE Podcast and dishes the inside details!

Was he really a pest? Dish dish!

yes he's been listening to the bbboys since he was a kid. he went to see the traveling virus tour too!

CONFIRMED Pete is doing the Opie Radio FREE Podcast this week. nice to see someone successful be loyal to the destroyer unlike those backstabbers jim and sam.

Only a matter of time until Pete is found dead. Ariana is like the grim reaper.

I don't wanna get my hopes up only to be disappointed

RIP Mac Miller

Cooch of death

sarlac pit

The user "Illuminati Killers" in TMZ comments section raises an important point: https://i.imgur.com/LoItTvF.png

What a card.

Flush

AND PUNT

That’s not used here enough.

Ayyynd punt

When you're right, you're right.

Well his name fits

He's gonna grab his bro machine gun kelly and rap the pain away, yo.

Hell. Yes. 🤘🏻

Gosh, who could have seen this coming?

Stevie Wonder

"Ronnie Milsap"- Anthony, probably.

Had to Google that one

Smokey mountain rain

Great fucking song.

Lost in the 50s

Hellen Keller......

Ray Charles

Vince Vaughn

Jeff Healey

Me... I’m blind, folks.

I sense the Stangels are behind it.

He would get you some big points for age and death by suicide in Doug Stanhope's Celebrity Death Pool.

I am so fucking happy

Gas the kikes

Well if those two couldn't work it out I guess love is dead.

Y E S ! ! !

He'll spend the rest of his life knowing that the most valuable thing he ever had is getting fucked by richer and probably blacker men as he sinks into drugs and irrelevance.

fuck scrotum eyes

Get this faggot some toilet paper he crying 😭

who?

Could be worse. It's not like he has a permanent reminder of her etched into his body or anything.

hahahahahahaha what a fag

Guinness ain't that bad, bruthaman.

hey, we've had a lot of fun here tonight. But suicide is no laughing matter.

Watching Pete Davidson transform in such an Opie-esque way is no laughing matter either.

I'm not saying he should kill himself, I'm saying he can eat a dick. By the time he covers up those tattoos he's going to look like Ted Danson in blackface, but with the meth and face and shit.

i think he should kill himself

It’s not like he has multiple permanents reminders*

He'll look like some retarded black kid by the time he's dead, with all that covered-up ink.

He can't book that many procedures by next week.

I can't wait for the Clinton's to be revealed as child sex trafficking Santanists so he has to cover up his hideous Hillary tattoo.

Maybe that's why he got it in the first place. There is that weird picture of Pete and Ariana wearing fucking matching robes. Also, you don't get into Ariana's realm of popularity/fame without a talking to from TPTB.

How did this happen? I though they were soul mates.

Kanye always wins in the end

MAG

Back to obscurity with him.

She's not even attractive, she looks exactly like her faggot brother just with long hair and makeup.

An ex dying is a relationship killer. Especially with a needy faggot. Thank you Mac Miller, whoever you were.

Shoutout to Mac... Milluuuuurrrrr

Who do you think dumped who?

It all came crashing down for Pete, leaving a giant hole in his soul. Hopefully he can clean himself up and rebuild.

Are these 9/11 references?

(((Demolished))) relationship

Right there with ya, buddy.

The relationship was in freefall. Probably why she decided to pull it.

Fuck yeah

I fucking called this shit months ago. Please let this be the final straw on this weak man.

Nice foresight, stupid.

See, I figured they would stay together forever, especially considering they are both severely mentally ill, and that she is way more talented, rich, successful, and attractive than him. That always works out, especially when neither one of them has anything higher than themselves in their own worldview, and have no foundation upon which to steady their commitment to one another. Soulless crazy assholes always end up happy. This is a shocker, if you ask me.

He’ll be ok for a few days until there’s photos of her hooking up with some 6’6” black rapper. Then he’ll off himself.

Why is he like an Eminem wigger now?

Because he wants attention.

Haha its so funny how obvious this was to predict at about this exact time frame.

https://pagesix.com/2018/10/14/ariana-grande-and-pete-davidson-split/

I saw this coming a long time ago

God gave this gift to PhilipMarma. We knew it would happen, but not this soon. I just hope Ariana "wigger-killer" Grande lives up to her name. This was such a stupid melodrama. Mutual tattoos, and a fucking song written about him. Pete completely contributed to Mac Millers death. Im pleased they're sad now.

The only thing they had in common were Islamic terrorist attacks.

This is Allah’s will.

The whole relationship seemed like a PR stunt to me

do it, Pete! She'll be sorry once you've killed yourself, the fucking whore

SHOCKING

next snl weekend update he'll pull a R. Budd Dwyer

oh shit

I hope they all go take a convenient coffee break at the same time, and leave one of their guns on the table within his view.

Ratings boon

Everyone fretting for Grande in that thread should be killed.

But he looks so level-headed and stable http://imgur.com/EIBSq16

Hey someone treated himself to a Zumiez credit card

That doorman wants to cut her clittoris off so badly.

Somewhere two brothers who used to write for Letterman are laughing their big butts off.

Once he was on Stern, i knew this was coming to an end

Back to obscurity for Pete.

We've been keeping it warm for him.

Seriously as soon as you tattoo something of the other person on you whether it be a name or wedding ring it jinxes the whole thing and unremovable.

Maybe he can go back to dating Larry David's cum

Do you all think that this will drive him back to the evils of Marijuana?

Pete could only get his mule halfway in her tiny box ...also when they had sex ,Pete couldn't cum unless she verbally shit on Staten Island

I am choosing to fully believe this.

nobody is surprised

I don’t think he is funny but he seems like a nice dude. She on the other hand seems like a giant cunt.

He’a Mohammed Atta here

Ding! Ding! Ding!

She couldn't get over butthole eyes once she saw them.

Who do you think leave who?

And how long until she is spotted with an NBA player?

He is in his own personal 9/11.

This made me pathetically happy

too many buttholes inthis relationship to work. butthole eyes and hairy buttholes.

The dogs are enclosed in the pool

It never lasts for long when the girl is so transparently above your league. Pete might’ve stood a chance if he immediately took amazing strides to further his career and overall status. A girl like Ariana won’t settle for long with anything less than an unquestioned alpha. Instead of being utterly ruined by losing her, Pete should consider himself monumentally fortunate to have been with her for that long. In the grand scheme of things, it actually balances out his luck from the whole Twin Towers deal.

It's just pussy stop worshiping it like a golden idol you pathetic faggot, have some pride. You'll get laid more that way too.

They both acknowledged Pete's a talentless cunt who's addicted to being the "it victim".

Not much longer and she’ll have a pussy full of sickle cells

Wow, didn't see this coming...

Thoughts and prayers.

Didn't she date that guy who OD'd on heroin?

Devils advocate here... he made those Jew Stangels quit their job and he fucked Ariana, who is an 11/10.

Word is Petey-boy didn't fuck her properly.

He said that he apologizes and thanks her every time they fuck. This kid couldn't possibly be more of a bitch.

yay

Norton is probably edging reading this articole because he's still mad about the Chip episode where Pete left after 15 min

Now he has pissy butthole eyes and she's free for the taking. By violent force.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhhahahahahhshshshshshshahhahshshhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Fucking faggot

His Dad died in 9/11 but his undoing was a girl who's home country doesn't have running water.

Who could have seen this coming?!?!

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/9o6k3g/could_we_get_an_early_xmas_suicide_present_time/e7rs3fq?utm_source=reddit-android

Luis J Gomez

Pere Davidson is no doubt an octoroon.

I think she's too experienced in life for an invitation to the compound.

she is MUCH too old for Anthony, sir

It's for the best. Black dudes don't kill themselves over getting dumped.

Hey someone treated himself to a Zumiez credit card

MAG

3 brave people

That doorman wants to cut her clittoris off so badly.

Maybe that's why he got it in the first place. There is that weird picture of Pete and Ariana wearing fucking matching robes. Also, you don't get into Ariana's realm of popularity/fame without a talking to from TPTB.