"I keep on hearing how great Jamaica is, and I really want to go... but I heard that when they say "Bacon" it sounds like "Beer Can", and I just fuckin' know it'll make me want to drink!"

1  2018-10-14 by OpiesMammogramResult

7 comments

Jesus christ.

IMS GOT TOO MINY MUSTAD BOTTULS IN DA WAY, we cant open da doorah mon

OOOOOH DAT MISSER NOR'UN. I ast eem iffee wannt tuh gor tuh dee brekfass buffee, an twen ah tol deem we av pulentyoff da beer can, he got op an jump outta da windoh sayn datee wahz an alcolleec

"Are the women in that country into rugged all American men? Girls with daddy issues usually go for older guys like me."

"Rugged all American" hahaha hole leash it!

If he ever went to Jamaica is would be to suck giant dicks

I just hear those faggot steel drums while I’m edging in my hotel room

OOOOOH DAT MISSER NOR'UN. I ast eem iffee wannt tuh gor tuh dee brekfass buffee, an twen ah tol deem we av pulentyoff da beer can, he got op an jump outta da windoh sayn datee wahz an alcolleec