When he’s feelin excited, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he crawls under a tranny, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch moanin’, the studio turns foul from the smell of anal sex, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, the trannies come in and rip him to pieces…in that first dawn, he took a hundred loads. I don’t know how many cocks, maybe a thousand. I don’t know how many trannies. He averaged six an hour…
No no him and his friend went to the projects once to “score crack”. Yeahhhh that story was totally real and wasn’t made up at all to justify his label as a “former addict”.
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I drank beer at high school parties, pissed in places other than the toilet, and went out late at night with my friends. My parents just couldn't handle what a trainwreck I was.
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1 JMueller2012 2018-10-14
Black eyes
1 Cptbaldopie 2018-10-14
Like a worms eyes
1 Flexathon 2018-10-14
When he’s feelin excited, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he crawls under a tranny, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch moanin’, the studio turns foul from the smell of anal sex, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, the trannies come in and rip him to pieces…in that first dawn, he took a hundred loads. I don’t know how many cocks, maybe a thousand. I don’t know how many trannies. He averaged six an hour…
1 Lickmewhereipee 2018-10-14
Dolls eyes....
1 PHDinSounding 2018-10-14
Nice lapels, stupid
1 CMsGreenScreen 2018-10-14
He looks like a lesbo
1 late_50s_why 2018-10-14
Lesmo
1 LarryKleist711 2018-10-14
Emu.
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-10-14
Queemu
1 El_Heato 2018-10-14
That would imply that he enjoys pussy.
1 99ovr 2018-10-14
"Oxygen Network Executive" - Colin Quinn
1 CuntyDracula 2018-10-14
No no him and his friend went to the projects once to “score crack”. Yeahhhh that story was totally real and wasn’t made up at all to justify his label as a “former addict”.
1 oharaross 2018-10-14
Nice Lipgloss, fag.
1 strappedjammypac 2018-10-14
smug lesbian
1 Sonolent 2018-10-14
His upper lip upsets me
1 commissarjb 2018-10-14
What upper lip?
1 winkleham 2018-10-14
Looks like a lesbian who went to prom in a tuxedo.
1 Pizza2TheFace 2018-10-14
Nice toilet brush for a head you fruit
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-10-14
Jim is uglier than Anthony
1 [deleted] 2018-10-14
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1 OandAbaron 2018-10-14
I want to slap him he’s feminine to punch
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-10-14
Kavanaugh also drank in high school and he's a Supreme Court Justice now. Clearly, it's not the drinking, it's the person.
1 Im_SuckIt 2018-10-14
I want to beat him up.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-10-14
That’s an investment of at least three seconds. Who has that kind of time?
1 bal0rd 2018-10-14
Count PrEPula
1 MarbleSpaceDog 2018-10-14
His hair is so weird. His hairline is normal but everything behind it is wispy like it can't sustain itself.
1 Lickmewhereipee 2018-10-14
Lipgloss faggot
1 mccoy0 2018-10-14
No wonder he doesn’t drink
1 MisterStockwell 2018-10-14
I drank beer at high school parties, pissed in places other than the toilet, and went out late at night with my friends. My parents just couldn't handle what a trainwreck I was.
1 instarembling 2018-10-14
This nigga also missing an upper lip, is he and faggot Sam related?
1 Stankysnatch82 2018-10-14
I've heard rumours this guy steals jokes and characters, any truth to this?
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2018-10-14
Yes.
1 Dreamteam420 2018-10-14
Ms lang?
1 eating_my_own_face 2018-10-14
Lesbians don't age well
1 late_50s_why 2018-10-14
Lesmo
1 LarryKleist711 2018-10-14
Emu.
1 El_Heato 2018-10-14
That would imply that he enjoys pussy.
1 99ovr 2018-10-14
"Oxygen Network Executive" - Colin Quinn