Why do you hate Fender? I have essentially the exact same guitar in the picture. A daphne blue strat. I fucking love everything about it. Whatâs your brand/model of choice? Next one Iâm gonna pick up is an ES-335. Love that guitar.
Eh, I don't totally hate Fender. I'm just talking shit because of my dislike of Joe Matarese. I do own a Tele (with EMG pickups) and a Blues Jr. Never really had a brand of choice but I've used a lot of Ibanez.
Wanna see some beautiful guitars? Google Image âBecker Guitarsâ. They were a custom guitar company out of MA. I think they are out of business now due to some shady shit by one of the owners. But they made the most beautiful guitars ever. Also played by some of the best guitarists Iâve ever heard. Theyâre like if Willy Wonka ate acid and made guitars.
My wife is a controlling bitch! Instead of handling it I got addicted to jew pills!! HAHA I'm just like you guys except I can joke about it!! Right everyone??
47 comments
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-10-14
Nice intonation, stupid.
1 BlobbyKelly00 2018-10-14
Good catch. There's no way the intonation is proper with the saddles being like that.
1 johnajapanda 2018-10-14
They don't look radiused either đĄ.
1 TacolasCage 2018-10-14
I suddenly hate Fender even more
1 dumbshowreference 2018-10-14
Why do you hate Fender? I have essentially the exact same guitar in the picture. A daphne blue strat. I fucking love everything about it. Whatâs your brand/model of choice? Next one Iâm gonna pick up is an ES-335. Love that guitar.
1 JimmysLittlePrincess 2018-10-14
Have you tried buying from China? My buddy Joe just got a kickass Les Paul owned by Eric Clapton for only $14.99!
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-10-14
Erik Claptin*
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-10-14
Elic Crapton
1 Broken_stoic 2018-10-14
The es-335 is the best sounding guitar Iâve ever played.
1 TacolasCage 2018-10-14
Eh, I don't totally hate Fender. I'm just talking shit because of my dislike of Joe Matarese. I do own a Tele (with EMG pickups) and a Blues Jr. Never really had a brand of choice but I've used a lot of Ibanez.
1 dumbshowreference 2018-10-14
Wanna see some beautiful guitars? Google Image âBecker Guitarsâ. They were a custom guitar company out of MA. I think they are out of business now due to some shady shit by one of the owners. But they made the most beautiful guitars ever. Also played by some of the best guitarists Iâve ever heard. Theyâre like if Willy Wonka ate acid and made guitars.
Jon Gutwilligâs Imperial is my favorite.
I love this one too
1 Wu_Tang_Cam_Sex 2018-10-14
Meh, the guitar looks like niggers
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-10-14
Fucking yuck
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-10-14
Fucking yuck. That first one looks like a lizard with a prolapsed anus.
1 Shittinonniggers 2018-10-14
There's a sub just for people like you /r/guitarcirclejerk/
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-10-14
Jimmy Hack-drix
1 sirlucd 2018-10-14
Jimmy sucksdicks
1 redditardsdurr 2018-10-14
Oof.
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2018-10-14
DUUDE PRESCRIPTION PILL ADDICTION LMFAO
1 TacolasCage 2018-10-14
His bit about cutting Celexa pills in half so he has more is a fuckin riot!
1 sirlucd 2018-10-14
celexa addiction loooool maybe he is funny
1 CMsGreenScreen 2018-10-14
My wife is a controlling bitch! Instead of handling it I got addicted to jew pills!! HAHA I'm just like you guys except I can joke about it!! Right everyone??
1 suirogerg 2018-10-14
Donât tell muh wiiiiiife
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-10-14
"We're having fun here."
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-10-14
Josh I'm beggin' ya! Fix me Josh!
1 ericthemidget_ 2018-10-14
Cold gold makes you old
1 Ichise-san 2018-10-14
pahdkeest
1 JoeyButtlicker 2018-10-14
Joe Matareceding-hairline
1 eccojams 2018-10-14
Holy moly, lithium and two months will help
1 danTHEdikc 2018-10-14
My gramps killed nazis, my dad killed gooks, I kill bowls of Captain Crunch (military related)... so this faggot can be a queer?
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-14
Some American Dream
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-14
Wish he'd headline a melting Carnival cruise
1 allenricketts 2018-10-14
heyyy it's joe mayyyterese, i'm going off the raiiiiiiils on a crazy train
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-10-14
Prop comic
1 Peckas1 2018-10-14
Douche Springsteen
1 WalterNitty 2018-10-14
Yawn Henley
1 Shittinonniggers 2018-10-14
Still funnier than Stephen Lynch.
1 karmacompanion 2018-10-14
Watch out guys, Joe's mom just put him on 10mg ritalin.
1 stinkypussay 2018-10-14
Hes joe piscopo without the talent
1 thrillated 2018-10-14
also, minus the compulsion to impregnate house workers.
1 GearoidIsAinmDom 2018-10-14
I'M STAYING ON THE RAILS COS IM PRETTY LAME
1 TheElDan 2018-10-14
Italian people play guitar like THIS!
White people play guitar like THAT!
1 Themenwithnoname 2018-10-14
I wonder how many power chords he knows.
"Hey I'm Joe Matarese and playing in B minus"
1 db111 2018-10-14
Cialis commercial band
1 TanCiera420 2018-10-14
Suckethead
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-10-14
He's not playing a chord in this pic.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-10-14
nice maple neck, FAGGOT
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-14
Some American Dream
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-10-14
"We're having fun here."
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-10-14
Josh I'm beggin' ya! Fix me Josh!