If god forbid I ever find out I’m dying, I’m going to track Jim Norton down and mercilessly beat the fuck out of him.

1  2018-10-13 by Flexathon

Fucking spineless worm. If Phillip was truly based he’d shoot you in the head before he kicks the bucket.

14 comments

1  ValentinaBillien 2018-10-13

I'd find Sam Roberts and make him eat a giant steak like John Candy in The Great Outdoors.

1  SirSodomy 2018-10-13

I mean this with the best intentions possible: I fucking hope you get cancer

1  OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-10-13

Okay Brother Joe, brag more on the internet about all the people you could mercilessly beat the fuck out of.

1  Flexathon 2018-10-13

Jim Norton is a 5’4 aids patients that runs off at the mouth like he’s a 6’3 black belt.

  1. He deserves it

  2. It’s not much to kick Jim Norton’s ass.

1  Puppy_Action_Squad 2018-10-13

I'm a 6'2 white belt :(

1  homerj123 2018-10-13

You started dying the moment you were born. Now get on with it or get the fuck out of here.

1  Jarvismcjigglesteins 2018-10-13

Just don't let him bleed on you.

1  TonyFromLongIsland 2018-10-13

This made me burst out laughing in a way that I'm sure anyone within earshot thinks I'm a fuckin' sykapath.

1  3stepsbackward 2018-10-13

You'll regret saying that once he sends his buff, 6'4", chaturbate, transsexual girlfriend after you to knock you out.

1  RacistPigeon 2018-10-13

Make sure you get Sam and Tits as well

1  just_a_mean_person 2018-10-13

You would just help him change into "I survived assault" where he's just as insufferable about it as he is about the alcohol.

1  EdguhMellencamp 2018-10-13

Thank you for your service.

1  MadDog1981 2018-10-13

If you wear Kiss makeup while doing it, he'll probably jizz in his pants.

1  CamVanDerHorst 2018-10-13

Especially if he cuddled Jim and loved him afterward

1  Puppy_Action_Squad 2018-10-13

I'm a 6'2 white belt :(