No he just fucking sucks.

I don’t believe so because he seems like an ADD type and that would actually cure him of many of his problems such as lack of motivation for his high paying, low stress, minimal working hour, job.

It would also cure him of his ticks and impulsive phone checking. That is, assuming he has ADHD.

Amphetamines would help him but this is a guy who won’t have food cooked with alcohol because he thinks it will make him relapse.

Yeah amphetamine can give him all these issues if he doesn’t have ADHD but given his lack of motivation and productivity (which tweakers are not lacking) and his aversion to drugs, I assume he’s someone who actually needs amphetamine and not some abuser

Explains his 8 hour long beat off sessions too.

It doesn't. ADHD medications redirect blood to your brain, it would take him a lot more work to maintain an erection, especially for a 50 year old man. Unless that's part of the fun game, which it probably is.

Have you ever cum on meth? Shits amazing.

I'm no jim Norton but that's literally how I got hooked on meth. Fapping and fucking are out of this world. I have to go call my sponsor now.

Yes I’ve coming after 8 hours plus watching porn on meth - probably the greatest feeling in the world followed very quickly by immense shame

I've had one of the most powerful nuts ever when I was taking Lyrica one day. Shit was amazing, it felt like I was cumming for a solid minute.

probably takes prescribed ritalin. I bet he takes a lot of stuff including supplements.

Absolutely not. Jim is an AA faggot through and through. I guarantee that if he were involved in some sort of accident that gave him obscene physical injuries hed be one of those queers that turns down painkillers to be a martyr and "maintain his sobriety" even though his use would be monitored by medical professionals.

Ronnie B did that when his appendix burst. Poor sap. But with Ron I mostly believe he’d have been on the phone in a couple hours to an old Philly hook up.

Right. I used to shoot dope, coke, meth, etc. And what Ronnie described in that story was understandable. Norton would've broadcast his suffering to the world. "I WISH I COULD JUST TAKE A PILL LIKE THE REST OF YOU AND FUNCTION, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, THAT'S JUST NOT THE CASE! WAAAH! WAAAH!"

Yep. “My brain doesn’t work that way.” Nice I’m special, stupid.

Medical professionals don't care if you get addicted, though. I spent 8 days in the hospital and was having physical withdrawals the day after I got out.

Absolutely. Jimmy’s most ironically one of those “my body is a temple” faggots yet, he’ll, without hesitation, shove his unprotected dick balls deep into a black man’s filthy, unwashed, asshole or a black girls crab ridden cunt and then go back for more a second time. Remember that story? “I could smell her rotten pussy while she was walking towards me...she also gave me crabs...twice.”

The worm probably deems amphetamines that conveniently help his jerk off sessions as “ok”

But the rum raisin avoiding nigga won’t take a pain pill if he strained his uterus on the elliptical.

Wormy indeed

If he was, he would not be able to help himself from being the beta bitch he is today. He would def overtake conversations and a stand in some conversation...which is not happening. He probably is some twinks pay pig who makes him go in the bathroom, send him money, and shove things up his ass every 30 minutes.

he wouldn't spend so much time taking shits if he did

No but I'm taking TONS OF IT!

Used to be speed and weed could get a feller lit but now I drink retarded amounts of tall boys on it because the paranoia gets crazy wild. You're never bored I recommend this addiction.

All those symtpoms would justify the need to take prescription amphetamines.