Anyone see the piece of garbage movie with Norton called “Pitching Tents”? I made it through 15 minutes.

1  2018-10-13 by suirogerg

17 comments

Is he supposed to be a pedophile in it?

Nah. He’s the wacky guidance counselor who has to talk about drinking and going to college...

Nice non-method acting, stupid

Just came across another Norton movie ‘From Nowhere’ where he plays a scumbag landlord in a housing type project. Fast forwarded to just watch his scenes. It was... subpar.

Have you ever seen him play “cold”? He overacts so bad I thought he was supposed to be on heroin withdrawals.

In fairness, that winter seemed fucking endless.

Unless its " you're naked in fatgo running through the woods cold" just put your shoulders in to your body to keep heat, move your fingers or a quick rub for warmth and a couple deep exhales.

He lives in NYC just pretend its winter and your scyyyyumbag uber is fuckin late

Let me guess, blinking? Weird jerky movements?

He's involved with quality products

I feel bad for the hair and makeup department. What could you possibly do to make his face less revolting. Talk about trying to polish a turd.

Is this the movie he grew his hair out for, only to shave it into a cul-de-sac?

He's dressed like Tom Myers

Tom Meyers, aaaaa comeeeeedian!

Someone once posted some highlights here. Probably Morton's best acting performance, but that isn't saying much.

I watched a cut with all his scenes. It's by far the best acting he's done. That's mostly just because they cast him well but still. Don't get me wrong he was bad as always but not completly unwatchable.

Get it? Because the tie’s too long

Norton as a guidance counselor in "Pitching Tents": https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2XV36QoNwO4

Norton as a landlord in "From Nowhere": https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YSQBxoZO28g

Norton as a corrupt priest in "Power": https://streamable.com/qqb4w https://streamable.com/5e5jx