UPDATE: Bob Kelly is still a gluttonous, fat pig.

1  2018-10-12 by JustPooch

32 comments

-UUUUUUUUUUDDEEE

Is that crooom cake?

Hot take

...and nobody cares enough about him to stop him.

Why would you try to stop someone who doesn’t even care for themself? Bobby doesn’t even try, he just eats like this now. He’s going to turn his son into a little porker

What kind of idiot likes food more than his wife and child.

Hey, 1 out of 2 ain't bad.

Wives and children don't like food that much

While I still like Bobby, it’s hard to believe this fat piece of shit will outlive Philip Marma.

I mean, no guarantees

He'll be in the buffet in the clouds with Patrice, Ralphie, and John soon enough.

I remember Bobby worrying about how many calories katchup had

"Low carb duuude it's all about no carb no grain." What kinda cake is that bro?

No carbs, duuuuude, just sugar, salt, and high fructose corn syrup, duuuuude.

whatever that is he probably doesnt need 4

Look at how many plates he’s already had!

Tomato Pie, it’s like pizza but cold. Sounds awful but is actually pretty fucking good.

I feel bad for him to be honest. He's fat.

I broke my chair dude. I broke my chair man

ya know what duuuuuuude? ya got your cheese cake, your diabetes, next thing ya know nobody misses you

You know what, fooood?

I've tried to reach out to bobby to convince him to get the gastric sleeve but never heard back. I know from experience it's hard as hell to accept that you won't be able to do bang bangs and go to the buffet anymore but he should do it for him family!

This self-destructive whale thinks he'll be remembered like Patrice or Ralphie..

Can’t somebody please say, ‘ you got your paper plate.. you got your tomato pie.... etc..

Mmmmh drømmekage... That shit is legit though

it's his Last Fat, RIP soon brotha' man

Why take a picture of this? Just eat in shame like a normal person.

Thats the problem, he has no shame.

Why take a picture of this? Just eat in shame like a normal person.

Give him a break, let him eat himself to death. He stopped the drinking, drugs and anal sex with mentally ill men that dress as women. Jim Norton on the other hand is afraid to look at alcohol, eat something fried but will have anal sex with mentally ill men who dress as women.

It looks like he's at a gym from the thumbnail

This is an exact portion of carbs he needed on the afternoon. Without pause, Robert Belly, unprofessionally devoured every fold of factory processed cheese.

No carbs, duuuuude, just sugar, salt, and high fructose corn syrup, duuuuude.