The world can be a damn cruel place, brothaman.

let's all listen to this chorus , cry on each other's shoulders.

then use the tears as lube to jerk each other off

lets just listen to this sweet chorus, cry on each other's shoulders.

then use the tearss as lube to jerk each other

https://youtu.be/Yam5uK6e-bQ

Trifling shit.

This is unfair, premature death we're dealing with; and for that you need a band who can sum up the human condition in lyrics that really make you think:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LQUXuQ6Zd9w

36 is a pretty good run. For 1800.

You could die triumphantly knowing that you were a grandfather who once survived bronchitis.

“The world needs ditch diggers too, ya know” alright tranpa, we get it

everyone is gonna die stupid

Yea but not soon stupid

Nice existentialism, stupid.

Dude it's genuinely awful. You're not alone.

Ona and the fans are so old we are all dying together, cancer nigga is only a few years older than me, maybe it's time to slow down with the vodka drinking

Or speed up

Do it for him

You’re a hero

It's a tough one, man.

let's all listen to this chorus , cry on each other's shoulders.

then use the tears as lube to jerk each other off

If it makes you feel better, I was a total faggot after the Phil News came out. We should suck each other off some time. You seem like a nice guy with feelings, I'd take a few ropes from you.

Need a third? I was also affagoted

Oh dude I’ve felt terrible but I was going to keep that to myself.

Thank you for breaking the Fag Wall.

Boring some glory holes in the fourth wall.

Why not drill a hole in the wall?

He’d rather boring some glory holes in it

U like me too, right?

Rate me next.

You’re ok. A hard 7

Hard pecka

I hope he's faking us including a gradual obituary and funeral announcement so he can come back here and calls us a bunch of faggots

Me too

MeToo

lot of us are older than him, shit's terrifying

Yeah. I’m significantly older, but I guarantee I’ve done less with my life.

a vos roll in an actual obit would be pretty epic

Phil and I used to talk on the phone for hours everyday. Fawkin had each other rolling.

Did you all laugh your balls off for days?

Could you get enough of each other?

I’m growing a beard out for him as we speak, brotherman.

Just a FAWKIN tribute

I already had a disheveled beard going, because I've been on QUITE the bender the past month. However, I'm going to say it's for this random internet troll who I just found out is dying.

I'm growin out my pubes.

dude, stop fagging this place up with you emotions

we all love phillip whats his name

I want to buy the HDTV

I wanna see the boat movie

I'd prefer to think he is pulling a Bobo or Jimmy and is just using it as a scam to get money. And he's really going to be shacked up in a whorehouse during Christmas with thousands of our dollars

It’s not like the scam wouldn’t work. The Chip fund hit $61K just from the gullibility of stupid truckers.

Doesn't help me any being a fkn hypochondriac

I wouldn't worry about that dull pain you had in your side the other day. It's probably nothing...but then again...

Yeeeeks...think I'll book an appointment with the doc to be on the safe side.

The worse thing is is that acute physical pain is often one of the last symptoms presented by a lot of cancers. You could be riddled with the shit and you might not feel anything.

Have a nice weekend.

I was just talking to Dr. Steve about this unfortunate diagnosis, and he believes Bonesy should wrap up all his affairs by Memorial Day 2019. Looks like he can donate all his shorts and flip flops to his favorite charity.

Can you get him to slide into my DMs right away please

Nothing like a panic attack to kick off the weekend

Toodles

This Phil guy seems like a hard 7.

PhilipMarma got a nigga contemplating mortality tuhday.

God be with him... No BS.

metoo

This mother fucker thinking about his health and shit

I think you meant "helf n shyt 100% Checkmark skull emoji"

Cry it out, brother...life sucks.

The silver lining is Phil gets to haunt bad people and possibly fuck Ro Cumia in the afterlife.

Just the opposite. Life's preciousness makes it great. Facing ones mortality is a doorway into recognizing the beauty of life. Let philmarma be a digital statue by which we can see ourselves, our lives, and our radio outliers as beautiful monstrosities.

Tender sentiments there fat tits.

I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker,

And I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker,

And in short, I was afraid.

I would imagine quite a few people here are Prufrock.

Almost made the same post last night. Shit is depressing

Yeah, it really sucks. I feel terrible for the guy and was also pretty bummed out about it yesterday.

I didn't cry about it though. You faggot. x

I think he might be black. Hope that helps get you through this.

Philvarion Marmkins

Does he also have sickle cell?

Nergo cell

Thank you, it does.

Just think how he could have had a kid and then go on a budget sound bar heist

Guess he didn't really lived

Kuhn's 11

Huge help, actually. Thanks.

Thoughts and prayers.

and i shall never grow so old again.

https://youtu.be/3rridXskgWg

You're not looking at the positive of this. He said there was a 95% chance he'd be dead by Christmas. That leaves a 5% of a Merry Christmas.

That's GENUINELY weird that you cried for some dying stranger who happens to read the same shit you do every day. Do you usually follow the lives of and get emotionally involved in obscure stranger's lives?

You just don't get it.

LOL, you're a cunt.

Same here brotherman. Does make you take a step back and appreciate what's in your life.

Some of you guys make me laugh so hard I shake the bed and wake my wife up.

You are also correct in the sense that you are a faggot and the cumias being both child fuckers and groomers for child fucking.

You should post some pics of your wife's ass, tits and dick so we can all see what we're dealing with here.

He just hit me up for a new Ipad

We all grieve in our own way brother man, I got upset then jerked off into the toilet watching anal creampies.

Not me, I did 200 push-ups, smoked a carton of reds and beat the crap out of my old man cuz I’m TOUGH and I don’t cry for nothin.

It's not that bad. I heard that Anthony promised to rough up a boy-bodied lady in his honor. The footage of Ant calling his shot/pointing at her ribs on the next podacast will make Phil the star of the cancer ward.

Have you considered growing a beard for him?

Thanks you for sharing

​

-homeless guy

Remember, he is going to a place with no pain or suffering. Whether it be heaven or an empty black void. We are the ones who still have to endure the misery of live. Revelation 21:4 is a good verse in the bible to go through.

Here's a <<<hug>>> Brothaman

I'll outlive all you cunts.

He's getting out easy. We should all be jealous.

Opie's Podcast is getting better

Relax, guy.

I remember a guy came to the sub saying he had 6 months to live same thing cancer and he wanted 6 months of classic opie and anthony episodes. Lets just say Philip will have a smoother decline than that guy the sub tore him apart. Stick in there phil!

Denial. Anger. Bargaining. Depression. Accepting Opster is God

I mean it’s sad but lots of people are dying of cancer and we cant just sit there and sulk or else we’d get nothing done.

lol @ this fag having normal human emotions

Yeah, got to say it's been brothermanning too.

This isn’t the first sub member that “died”, hopefully it’s not true, the fact that he said rich vos performed at his prom gives me hope he’s a bs-er

I cry river of tear for Philip Marma

Nice empathy, stupid.

phil and i facetime all the time. he's the best

You're an attention seeking faggot. I wish you were dying and not marma.

Opie's Podcast is getting better.

Kill yourself

Your crybaby faggotry makes me sick. Valhalla awaits Marma!

This is the only sub on reddit where the comments don't make me instantly infuriated at horrible, repetitive mom-humor. And it's the only place where I could can laugh at Flaherty dying of cancer, and grieve a stranger dying of cancer in the same week.

You guys turned into a bunch of queers

turned into?

If this sub can give a dude cancer it can surely put Cumias behind bars

I really hope there is an afterlife. maybe the big reddit in the sky.

you know what...so did I

Yeah, gotta admit it didn't put me in a great state of mind for my doctor appointment about my high liver enzymes today. As I write this, I'm in the middle of a 20+ minute wait to see the doctor because his dumb cunt assistants forgot to schedule me. That nigga is a year older than me, and has drank probably 75% less.

I didn't cry but I've been thinking about it ever since and it took a few hours to get out of my system after reading his thread and considering his position.

my mouf is dry

I cried

I didn't...

I like...

MY own...

I am...

ME ME ME

We get it!

I cried too. It genuinely makes me feel better knowing that I'm not the only faggot that cried.

Nice self interest there, stupid.

Had to make it all about you, didn't ya. DIDNT YA

I'm dying on my feet too brothaman.

Life is hard

And so am I

You better (https://youtu.be/qv-_sIZlHoM)[give me something]

So I don't die

Same here, I don't care who knows!

It legitimately made me think “what would I do if I found out I was going to die in 4 months?”

Scary shit.

I think we are mostly guys here right? Let this serve as a reminder to get your prostate checked daily, minimum. Hourly if you can.

Man this community are my Bros fo sho and if one has cancer we all have cancer! To think I've wished death on so many of you, I take it all back and hope we all prosper and gain the clarity we need to go on and live productive lives.phillip I pray for a miracle recovery like a motherducker!

RAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE! u/Ants_Oily_Hair's tears are infected with Hep C!

Everyone being sincere about this should be ashamed of themselves.

If you cried then you definitely need to get your testosterone levels checked. I was being facetious when I said I was pissy-eyed, yet still acknowledging the sadness of the situation.

It's been on my mind a lot as well. So has sucking feminine penis though. Not sure which makes me gayer.

I hope he's dead so I don't care.

I’m way out of the loop on this, so forgive me. Who is Phil Marma? His name sounds very familiar but i can’t place it.

You’re a hero