Apple Ranch. Everybody Knows.

1  2018-10-12 by TheDreidelMan

20 comments

I hate his gay pirate earrings

he’s like a bad Scorch cosplay

Joe Cumia feeling Pretty Fucking Gay

Douche or Douche

Dressing up for the nightclub

Mate, I legit thought that was Scorch, never seen brother Joe in the flesh before

How else are you going to subtly let everyone know you're on the search for booty?

I work with a 40-something office professional with faux-messy but gelled Bon Jovi hair who is still pursuing his career as a “musician” (lead singer to be exact), and the sorry fuck not only still rocks the gay pirate earrings, but also occasionally busts out the Scorch-like eyebrow ring.

It’s unreal. I thought he had a sense of humor about himself and was kind of playing it up.

...Then I went to see his band as a goof.

He’s not kidding and seriously thinks he’s the guy from Incubus, except it’s 2018... And he works in a cubicle in sales.

Get back in your lamp cunt

Has this retard tried to explain himself yet?

I imagine it would be like Vito. "Nah, guys, it's a joke!"

"These guys are saying Im gay and that I'm a pedophile. What I saying is that im sorry I blocked that fire hydrant your honor."

Case dismissed!

Im out of the loop on this. So he was caught looking up a gay club or something?

That's a bingo!

Brother Joe posted a tweet on how to deal with unwanted email from trolls (you open it, read what it says like a cretin, and then delete it; rather than just delete it straight from your inbox). He made a four-panel comic out of screen shots and everything.

Unfortunately, that meant we could see what else was in his inbox; in this case an email from Big Apple Ranch (a cowboy-themed gay bar) asking if he really wanted to join their mailing list. It had been opened, read, (actioned?) but not deleted - and he'd gotten to it ahead of other mail in his inbox.

When this was pointed out to him, Ol' Cowpoke Joe~~ laughed it off~~ deleted the post made his Twitter private and refused to speak of it again.

(Yes, I know we're not meant to help people on here; but I laugh like a motherfucker every time I get to tell the story).

Bet this picture is on every healing crystal/water filter/x-ray glasses salesman's corkboard.

Looking cute in mommy's jewelry "cowboy"...

Fat Mr. Clean

Dressing up for the nightclub