I work with a 40-something office professional with faux-messy but gelled Bon Jovi hair who is still pursuing his career as a “musician” (lead singer to be exact), and the sorry fuck not only still rocks the gay pirate earrings, but also occasionally busts out the Scorch-like eyebrow ring.
It’s unreal. I thought he had a sense of humor about himself and was kind of playing it up.
...Then I went to see his band as a goof.
He’s not kidding and seriously thinks he’s the guy from Incubus, except it’s 2018... And he works in a cubicle in sales.
Brother Joe posted a tweet on how to deal with unwanted email from trolls (you open it, read what it says like a cretin, and then delete it; rather than just delete it straight from your inbox). He made a four-panel comic out of screen shots and everything.
Unfortunately, that meant we could see what else was in his inbox; in this case an email from Big Apple Ranch (a cowboy-themed gay bar) asking if he really wanted to join their mailing list. It had been opened, read, (actioned?) but not deleted - and he'd gotten to it ahead of other mail in his inbox.
When this was pointed out to him, Ol' Cowpoke Joe~~ laughed it off~~ deleted the post made his Twitter private and refused to speak of it again.
(Yes, I know we're not meant to help people on here; but I laugh like a motherfucker every time I get to tell the story).
20 comments
1 OminousDestruction 2018-10-12
I hate his gay pirate earrings
1 bornrevolution 2018-10-12
he’s like a bad Scorch cosplay
1 fartpoop22 2018-10-12
Joe Cumia feeling Pretty Fucking Gay
1 bornrevolution 2018-10-12
Douche or Douche
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-10-12
Dressing up for the nightclub
1 spectre1989 2018-10-12
Mate, I legit thought that was Scorch, never seen brother Joe in the flesh before
1 rahtin 2018-10-12
How else are you going to subtly let everyone know you're on the search for booty?
1 champ-chomp-chump 2018-10-12
I work with a 40-something office professional with faux-messy but gelled Bon Jovi hair who is still pursuing his career as a “musician” (lead singer to be exact), and the sorry fuck not only still rocks the gay pirate earrings, but also occasionally busts out the Scorch-like eyebrow ring.
It’s unreal. I thought he had a sense of humor about himself and was kind of playing it up.
...Then I went to see his band as a goof.
He’s not kidding and seriously thinks he’s the guy from Incubus, except it’s 2018... And he works in a cubicle in sales.
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-10-12
https://imgur.com/5p3MjmS
1 donald_kingsley 2018-10-12
Get back in your lamp cunt
1 boogsuge 2018-10-12
Has this retard tried to explain himself yet?
1 McGowan9 2018-10-12
I imagine it would be like Vito. "Nah, guys, it's a joke!"
1 PeppyHands 2018-10-12
"These guys are saying Im gay and that I'm a pedophile. What I saying is that im sorry I blocked that fire hydrant your honor."
1 davit82013 2018-10-12
Case dismissed!
1 I_want_Forbin 2018-10-12
Im out of the loop on this. So he was caught looking up a gay club or something?
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-10-12
That's a bingo!
1 Jungies 2018-10-12
Brother Joe posted a tweet on how to deal with unwanted email from trolls (you open it, read what it says like a cretin, and then delete it; rather than just delete it straight from your inbox). He made a four-panel comic out of screen shots and everything.
Unfortunately, that meant we could see what else was in his inbox; in this case an email from Big Apple Ranch (a cowboy-themed gay bar) asking if he really wanted to join their mailing list. It had been opened, read, (actioned?) but not deleted - and he'd gotten to it ahead of other mail in his inbox.
When this was pointed out to him, Ol' Cowpoke Joe~~ laughed it off~~ deleted the post made his Twitter private and refused to speak of it again.
(Yes, I know we're not meant to help people on here; but I laugh like a motherfucker every time I get to tell the story).
1 deumae 2018-10-12
Bet this picture is on every healing crystal/water filter/x-ray glasses salesman's corkboard.
1 CacaDick 2018-10-12
Looking cute in mommy's jewelry "cowboy"...
1 joeybeans12 2018-10-12
Fat Mr. Clean
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-10-12
Dressing up for the nightclub