"Hey, guy who has never lived with a woman apart from his mother (who you lived with till you were 30 fucking years old), I need some advice about how to deal with my marital difficulties."
"Hey, guy who quit drinking when he was a teenager after a little mild, attention-seeking cutting and some middle of the road, adolescent pranks that got a bit out of hand, I need some advice about how to overcome my crippling, 20 year alcohol problem."
It can get tits bolted on. It can laser every hair off its face, chest, arms and legs. It can take hormones to make its voice higher and it can mimic the way women walk and move. But it's always going to have big man hands and feet and fucking reek of man sweat. If you're into trannies, you're into men - own it.
But he doesn’t. It’s all shit that he makes up. He’s that guy you know who always has tales of sexual depravity that only occur in the 5 minutes a day none of you saw him on campus.
Well he can rest easy. He's not a regular guy, not in the sense of being the kind of solid, dependable chap you'd want by your side in a combat situation. He's a self-centred weirdo.
I think his real hang up is wanting people to think he's interesting. He isn't. At all. He's one of the most boring people I've ever heard of. That's his fear. He knows he's a boring little creep deep down and he wishes he was anything but.
It can get tits bolted on. It can laser every hair off its face, chest, arms and legs. It can take hormones to make its voice higher and it can mimic the way women walk and move. But it's always going to have big man hands and feet and fucking reek of man sweat. If you're into trannies, you're into men - own it.
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1 Dennyislife 2018-10-12
That's nothing loser truckers used to phone him for advice!
1 McGowan9 2018-10-12
"Hey, guy who has never lived with a woman apart from his mother (who you lived with till you were 30 fucking years old), I need some advice about how to deal with my marital difficulties."
"Hey, guy who quit drinking when he was a teenager after a little mild, attention-seeking cutting and some middle of the road, adolescent pranks that got a bit out of hand, I need some advice about how to overcome my crippling, 20 year alcohol problem."
Those fucking idiots were the worst.
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-12
Luckily they're all divorced or dead by now
1 SirSodomy 2018-10-12
The smell of size 14 Viking feet is absolutely intoxicating
1 McGowan9 2018-10-12
It can get tits bolted on. It can laser every hair off its face, chest, arms and legs. It can take hormones to make its voice higher and it can mimic the way women walk and move. But it's always going to have big man hands and feet and fucking reek of man sweat. If you're into trannies, you're into men - own it.
1 SirSodomy 2018-10-12
You’re forgetting the shoulders. I can’t even jack off to BJ scenes because of it
1 BenedictJimmy 2018-10-12
But he doesn’t. It’s all shit that he makes up. He’s that guy you know who always has tales of sexual depravity that only occur in the 5 minutes a day none of you saw him on campus.
1 McGowan9 2018-10-12
I thought so too but I think he actually is exactly the kind of pathetic faggot who would fall in love with a t-girl cam whore.
1 Themenwithnoname 2018-10-12
Jim's greatest fear is that people think is a regular guy.
1 McGowan9 2018-10-12
Well he can rest easy. He's not a regular guy, not in the sense of being the kind of solid, dependable chap you'd want by your side in a combat situation. He's a self-centred weirdo.
I think his real hang up is wanting people to think he's interesting. He isn't. At all. He's one of the most boring people I've ever heard of. That's his fear. He knows he's a boring little creep deep down and he wishes he was anything but.
1 Themenwithnoname 2018-10-12
Good point. I think the 'I'm interesting" is that he over compensate with made up stuff. Not just on air. Most people see through that.
Edgy is not being ashamed of eating frozen yoghurt.
1 Hillarys_Brown_Eye 2018-10-12
Hey do these guys still wander around with club sod as Kenny? What was that about?
1 dionysus187 2018-10-12
Most people have more respect for regular guys, so thats not gonna happen.
1 winkleham 2018-10-12
Is that his apartment? It looks about as cozy as a school cafeteria.
1 McGowan9 2018-10-12
It can get tits bolted on. It can laser every hair off its face, chest, arms and legs. It can take hormones to make its voice higher and it can mimic the way women walk and move. But it's always going to have big man hands and feet and fucking reek of man sweat. If you're into trannies, you're into men - own it.