When you almost inhale the fumes off an alcoholic beverage and relapse after 30 yrs of sobriety.

1  2018-10-12 by pashow84

22 comments

Someone throw alcohol on Norton when they see him next.

this would be great and hilarious and there is a 100% chance he would press charges for assault

Ass alt

In that case, go all out and punch him as hard as you can in the face. In for a penny etc.

" I was tempted to eat edibles"

Hes such a fucking aggravating piece of shit

guys guys he did not want anything spilled on his maroon pants.

He was just shown a photo of edibles

you guys don't get it, as an addict, Norton has recurring nightmares where he wakes-up & there's a drink in front of his face, & by the end of the day he's drunkenly blowing a dude

Do you think he’s faked being an addict so long that he actually thinks he is one now?

He's become addicted to the persona of being an addict

You know he would've had an even bigger freak out about it if it wasn't artie, the more famous than Jim heroin addict. He'd have stopped the show for a 10 minute lecture if Matarese passed that drink and Artie wasn't there.

You don't have "the disease". Civilians like you just wouldn't get it.

Can you imagine being handed an alcoholic drink by Artie Lange? It'd be like being handed a cigarette by someone with a hole in their neck and an electric voicebox. The way Anthony greedily accepts it shows how much of a helpless alcoholic he is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrHnvC3H07E

When in the video does this happen? I need to see it

What a freak. How can alcohol be so dangerous to you if you’ve already been sober for 30 years and never relapsed, it makes zero sense.

To be fair, it's 33 years

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The kind of spastic that starts coughing up a lung when someone lights up a cigarette on the street.

The most hateable he has ever been.