Somebody said that vibrating egg unfolds and you can fuck it. Amazing how the sex industry was the first to crack the code of literally defying physics.
It's a damn shame because the Cannibal Holocaust version fits so perfectly, maybe try someone's guitar cover version of it on youtube. I imagine Sue using a big stone dildo on Nana much like the movie.
Can you PLEASE throw something from GOBLIN in this? PLEASE?
Suspira soundtrack, Deep Red, anything...Justice used samples from Tenebre, so it might be free to use?
Or like that li'l feller who was a Breaking Bad superfan, to the point where he developed inoperable cancer, and got to read an early draft of the finale before his lights went out.
What's up with the fucked up lawn and driveway? Looks like he had it all torn to install sprinklers or something but they didn't finish the job. What's up with that Nana? Why does the front lawn of your palatial Long Island compound look like a sand trap at a shitty golf course?
He had a giant generator buried there after a snow storm that knocked out power in his Jew hood once. It hasn't snowed like that since. He spent 10's of thousands on it.
I’m confused... I thought Ant said you stick your dick into the egg like it’s a pocket pussy... but it looks like you’d actually ram it into your ass like a queer. Could anyone shed some light on this?
84 comments
1 BreastWood_One 2018-10-12
you got me hooked on that gay cowboy song...
1 opestersmammarydrip 2018-10-12
The Cumia Holocaust
1 CasinoIndian 2018-10-12
A fine song indeed.
1 andycumiashow 2018-10-12
Somebody said that vibrating egg unfolds and you can fuck it. Amazing how the sex industry was the first to crack the code of literally defying physics.
1 dhort13 2018-10-12
Does it have batteries?
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-10-12
High end models are all rechargeable these days.
1 ghandicumia 2018-10-12
Thats... Interesting
1 OpieIsTheBestEver 2018-10-12
They're different things, there are Tenga eggs that you can stick your dick in
1 moleguy9k 2018-10-12
They also dont take batteries
1 Subeck 2018-10-12
Damn you really used the Cannibal Holocaust theme song. Perfect fit. Can't wait for another masterpiece!
1 BeigeFrequency 2018-10-12
I maybe have to take the video down at some point, because it already got claimed. But it's a funny joke for the time being.
1 Subeck 2018-10-12
Try a song from salo or something
1 BeigeFrequency 2018-10-12
Good idea. I'll try to find something else that fits between now and when I put the video out
1 cardaderdention 2018-10-12
It's a damn shame because the Cannibal Holocaust version fits so perfectly, maybe try someone's guitar cover version of it on youtube. I imagine Sue using a big stone dildo on Nana much like the movie.
1 BeigeFrequency 2018-10-12
It's a great song. I may leave the original intro up and change it for the actual doc so that doesn't get claimed.
1 TangerineReam 2018-10-12
Can you PLEASE throw something from GOBLIN in this? PLEASE? Suspira soundtrack, Deep Red, anything...Justice used samples from Tenebre, so it might be free to use?
1 BeigeFrequency 2018-10-12
If you have any really good ideas, DM me here or twitter. I
1 cardaderdention 2018-10-12
"The Gonk" from Dawn of the Dead
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-10-12
Can you slow it to 90 or 95% in premiere? Will that dodge the music claim algorithms?
1 BeigeFrequency 2018-10-12
No
1 sonnyforelli 2018-10-12
Nanà, or the 4 Years of Obscurity
1 Uboat1940 2018-10-12
Use the music from the film "Come and See".
1 SpeckofCoppah 2018-10-12
Great movie!
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-10-12
It works so well. I got the same feeling watching CH as I would trying to watch anything with nana now.
1 BeigeFrequency 2018-10-12
It's a beautiful but unsettling song.
1 misunderstoodestroyr 2018-10-12
Good callout, immediately recognized it. I wish Nana was on that trip.
1 myRrribz 2018-10-12
Gaahdamn! Please don't give us a premier time and not deliver. It would drive us all insane.
1 BeigeFrequency 2018-10-12
No promises but I'm trying to get it ready by Tuesday.
1 ghandicumia 2018-10-12
Ok Tuesday 10 est. Sounds good
1 PhishInVa2 2018-10-12
My clocks set. Ill be waiting. Dont you dare fuck us beige.
1 nomadiqqq 2018-10-12
Tuesday 10 EST it is! A minute later and I will hang myself.
1 SpeckofCoppah 2018-10-12
He's sure to motherfuck you now.
1 nomadiqqq 2018-10-12
Howd I rope myself into this one ?
1 Ant_Sucks 2018-10-12
"Don't tell me, Tuesday"
1 cbanks420lol 2018-10-12
Not trying to put pressure on yah but if PhilipMarma dies before this is released you're going to look like a jerk.
1 crookedmile 2018-10-12
Life doesn't get any better than this (sorry PhilipMarma)
1 CrackAndMeat 2018-10-12
beige should send Phil the finished version first
1 thetrapwemake 2018-10-12
We should screen it at his hospital, like how they screen Star Wars films at cancer wards for kids that won't be alive for the premiere.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-10-12
Like that kid who heard Journey's new song as his final wish, then died the next day. Life complete.
1 all_copacetic 2018-10-12
Or like that li'l feller who was a Breaking Bad superfan, to the point where he developed inoperable cancer, and got to read an early draft of the finale before his lights went out.
1 PFCBloodFart 2018-10-12
I'll even come in Tranth cosplay... Just gotta grab some of my old bdus and combat boots
1 dave72988 2018-10-12
Hey how about a rest in piss shout-out at the end of the documentree
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-10-12
Your Mom's Box
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-10-12
You just made me cum quicker than any woman has in the past 5 years.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2018-10-12
how many years for dudes?
1 AxelSpott 2018-10-12
Pssh that's counted in hours
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1 mb0087 2018-10-12
Stirs 2 emotions at once. Funny and sad. I feel for Beavis, he really looks like he wants to jump.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-10-12
Fat Pat as homosexuality consultant 😅
1 JMueller2012 2018-10-12
Can you please use this for the end credits?
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-10-12
Or use the version of Ant singling Rhinestone Cowboy
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-10-12
Very brave of you to show off your personal collection
1 BeigeFrequency 2018-10-12
hah
1 _Bick_Bickerson 2018-10-12
Fuck you Beige. Why are you always picking on me?
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2018-10-12
u still real fat?
1 _Bick_Bickerson 2018-10-12
Fuck you dude. Im gonna get this toxic place shut down.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-10-12
Up the reward to $6500 and you may get somewhere.
1 _Bick_Bickerson 2018-10-12
You guys would never say that to my face. Facts.
1 DiploMaFF 2018-10-12
You'd buy them a beer, hell, by the end of the night they'd be a fan
1 WilliamHenryJustice 2018-10-12
That was amazing. Music choice is a 10/10 and seasonally appropriate. You have skillz and good taste.
1 alkiefuck 2018-10-12
so did you have to buy the egg, or did you use your own?
1 revolvingmonk 2018-10-12
https://i.gyazo.com/2cb714b775304eab4ff5a622d4a13f46.jpg
What's up with the fucked up lawn and driveway? Looks like he had it all torn to install sprinklers or something but they didn't finish the job. What's up with that Nana? Why does the front lawn of your palatial Long Island compound look like a sand trap at a shitty golf course?
1 BrainPainter 2018-10-12
It's actually an Italian thing, they do lawn care
1 radiospringy 2018-10-12
"compound"
1 DiploMaFF 2018-10-12
Also, whats with the dead woman in his arms?
Awesome shirt tho.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-10-12
He had a giant generator buried there after a snow storm that knocked out power in his Jew hood once. It hasn't snowed like that since. He spent 10's of thousands on it.
1 Ant_Sucks 2018-10-12
I can't believe it's over 10 days since one of you released a feature length fully researched documentary. You people are slacking.
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2018-10-12
u/Futhuhmucker thoughts?
1 FuthuhMucker 2018-10-12
You're sexually obsessed with older men and fantasize about me putting a vibrating egg inside you? Creepy
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2018-10-12
His white trash girlfriend posted a video where he admitted to owning one of these things. It's very funny.
But oh no, we can't goof on this or we are 'sexually obsessed'
It's always amusing to hear your retarded take on everything.
1 kx11 2018-10-12
dude used Cannibal Holocaust OST ?! LOL HOLY CRAP
1 TheDirtyWolfman 2018-10-12
I fucking love that Cannibal Holocaust intro theme. I didn't know Nana's demise would be so suited to the work of Riz Ortalani
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-10-12
The Cannibal Holocaust theme was your best musical choice yet. I smiled through the whole thing.
1 Kalikhead 2018-10-12
Do you think that Ant’s tin knocking tools are still rusting along side the road in Boston?
1 Dennyislife 2018-10-12
A work of art.
1 thrillated 2018-10-12
Already looking like a tour de force!
1 jkrick13 2018-10-12
Thank you for doing God’s work Sir
1 enzo_trash 2018-10-12
genius intro, so well done
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-10-12
1:51 Nice lawn, stupid
1 Mr-B0jangles 2018-10-12
I’m confused... I thought Ant said you stick your dick into the egg like it’s a pocket pussy... but it looks like you’d actually ram it into your ass like a queer. Could anyone shed some light on this?
1 AxelSpott 2018-10-12
I'm so moved by this. I fucking live you guys
1 AxelSpott 2018-10-12
Screw you guys
1 WhereTheShitComesOut 2018-10-12
Spielberg.
Coppola.
BeigeFrequency.
1 shammy87 2018-10-12
Jim Jefferies just blew a load!
1 BeigeFrequency 2018-10-12
It's a beautiful but unsettling song.