Yeah, dis is Headstone McGravyPancreas. I was in your restaurant and I got stage 4 cancer. I’m on my way down there now to give it back to ya, Jerky!

1  2018-10-11 by StuntPeckah

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Hi, this is Monswop McMaggotfood, and your cheeseburger calcified my internal organs. I'm coming down there for a refund, turkey!

Sir, that never happened...

It did happen!!

Hey doctor, this is Artie McDruggypants, you sold me some oxys & my nose fell off!

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HUGGA NIGGA HUGGA JEW, HOODOO NOW

Oh Jim's going to have a new act when he reads this, jerky

There's a corpse on my house!

I wanna see the cancer movie!

It's a-like a pancreas cancer!

Its a like a cancer patient

It’s like a battery cancer!

These posts might kill him with laughter

This was the last great bit before the show collapsed, even as it's been been retroactively tainted by that patented Norton Self-Deceit™

STRANGE BUT TRUE: The inspirational Muse for Jim Norton's body language, and you WON'T BELIEVE THE SOUNDTRACK ACCOMPANYING HIM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ4Kh5UUeHM

... "OH MY GOODDD!" 🎵humm Dee Dee dummy dum dum doobie Doobie doo..🎶

OP forgot to add this to the end of the post.

HUGGA NIGGA HUGGA JEW, HOODOO NOW