Dave Landau is a filthy junkie

1  2018-10-10 by David_Tosk

20 comments

Does the depravity at the compound know no bounds?

It is way easier to hire a drug addict than an actual entertainer who wants more than a place to shoot up and a clean spoon to cook it in.

He was a “sober comic” when he joined the network, but it must be hard staying clean around all that temptation and sadness.

I wonder if Nana has taken to the needle yet

I bet the studio still smells like burnt spoons and tin foil since Artie left.

With the purity these days, there's no need to cook it anymore, you just add water. Nice try with the hate though.

I'll add this to my 2018 Junkie almanac.

Black tar heroin needs to be cooked no matter how pure it is, and powder "heroin" is at an all time low in terms of purity because of how much of it is fentanyl. Nice lack of junky experience, stupid.

I heard the dirty savages put GLUTEN in it. Can you believe that?

Sorry, I don't get my heroin from Mexicans. Throw another tantrum for me while you go through those withdrawals baby boy.

I hope you both die immediately

I hope you make your next up to date O&A related meme screen name by tonight so in three days you can delete this one, it's getting kind of stale, wouldn't you say?

Whatever nigger.

He's taken Sue Lightning's needle dick many times.

When you’re doing rails of oxy right before the show, who’s gonna look the other way more than a raging junior and a dirty cop?

Artie’s dealer must be hanging out front of the building

I can't wait till he gets clean for 2 weeks and then OD's like every other inherently-worthless-human-being junkie, while Aunt has benzo/alcyhol seizures and his last conscious experience is biting his tongue off.

They are all going to go out looking like the robots from Itchy & Scratchy Land

Those are definitely track marks

Keith "I Only Hire Junkies" Maresca

Ol' Frusciante arms