Midday Jew Beefers

1  2018-10-10 by Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs

58 comments

man, those look delicious.

damn

Yes, those will do nicely

banana tits

Classic banana tits

I'm sorry but don't the bumps thats supposed to be on nipples serve some sort of purpose?

Shut up Incan Peasant Tits. Don't ever comment on girls prettier than you (not that it's a high standard to meet).

Was waiting to hear from you. Hows things?

I put Carmex on a cold sore. Because Carmex is supposed to alleviate cold sores. I don't know if it does help, but it will make them shiny and more noticeable.

– Mitch Hedberg

Source: Mitch All Together

Does the nipple on your fat belly serve a purpose?

Haha, good one

Yeah they are for lubrication to aid in nursing. The ashkenazi Jewish population doesn’t breast feed anymore so that trait was bred out of them.

It's braille for "lick here"

How do they sit like that with gravity existing

Chosen people, bud.

Dead Sea floaters

Deep Sea Floaters

lol

by the grace of adonai.

looks like gravity has already had its say, look at that top tit curve

Why do men like big breasts so much? Just curious, not complaining.

Because sexually mature hominids seek out mates with visible health and fertility factors. Male humans gravitate towards things like light skin (easier to spot disease) and large breasts (fertile and child-rearing). Females gravitate towards musculature, but also less physically tangible qualities like being a good provider and social status.

Oh ok, I didn't think of that. I wouldn't be happy lugging that weight around, though. As for girls, you're right for a certain type, but most of us look for assertiveness and dependability as a man's main strong points, I'd say.

post tits

No one asked. Shut up

Easy, tiger

Go bang your bongos and let the white people talk.

It's fun to play with a pair of big fat titties and you can put your cock between them.

FACTS

If you don't know just by looking, you're a faggot.

It's a fertility cue, obviously.

For the same reason Jim Norton likes to be peed on:

We experienced it when we were a teen and we found that it was a turn on.

Thank God I didn't have a friend like treefort Richard, or I'd be sucking dick now.

They're jiggly and soft and squishy and heavy and obscene and lovely

Is this a real doll puppet with puppet strings attached to the nipples?

Challah challah

Is that Christina Hendricks?

Nah she's way thicker.

I don't like this.

Found the fag

Too full and perky?

Lack of form, they're just there.

Much like your jokes and you, respectively. Get the fuck out

To each their own comrade.

Get out I said

We have larger battles to fight. We cannot eat our own.

Show me your ideal tits please, I can't get my head around this.

Nice resolution, stupid.

Those are going to end up down at her knees.

Get that fucking hair out of your mouth you paste eating mongoloid bitch.

I’m not mad at those.

Tits fucking rule.

I wouldn't be GENTILE with those jew beefers.

It's MY STRUGGLE to not jerk of to these

I'd CHALLAH at her

I'm sure even the Leper King would take his mask off to suckle on those Jerusalem hangers.

Leper Messiah? Great Metallica song!

Dumbest tits I've ever seen.

Wow, those tiddies don't look fake. Gross!!!!