I put Carmex on a cold sore. Because Carmex is supposed to alleviate cold sores. I don't know if it does help, but it will make them shiny and more noticeable.
Because sexually mature hominids seek out mates with visible health and fertility factors. Male humans gravitate towards things like light skin (easier to spot disease) and large breasts (fertile and child-rearing). Females gravitate towards musculature, but also less physically tangible qualities like being a good provider and social status.
Oh ok, I didn't think of that. I wouldn't be happy lugging that weight around, though. As for girls, you're right for a certain type, but most of us look for assertiveness and dependability as a man's main strong points, I'd say.
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1 JimandFred 2018-10-10
man, those look delicious.
1 iwontbeherelong190 2018-10-10
damn
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-10
Yes, those will do nicely
1 eidnamron 2018-10-10
banana tits
1 jsnoots 2018-10-10
Classic banana tits
1 sams_seed 2018-10-10
I'm sorry but don't the bumps thats supposed to be on nipples serve some sort of purpose?
1 redditardsdurr 2018-10-10
Shut up Incan Peasant Tits. Don't ever comment on girls prettier than you (not that it's a high standard to meet).
1 sams_seed 2018-10-10
Was waiting to hear from you. Hows things?
1 iminawhiteroom 2018-10-10
– Mitch Hedberg
Source: Mitch All Together
1 TheElDan 2018-10-10
Does the nipple on your fat belly serve a purpose?
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-10
Haha, good one
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2018-10-10
Yeah they are for lubrication to aid in nursing. The ashkenazi Jewish population doesn’t breast feed anymore so that trait was bred out of them.
1 NashuaDan 2018-10-10
It's braille for "lick here"
1 countcumia 2018-10-10
How do they sit like that with gravity existing
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2018-10-10
Chosen people, bud.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-10-10
Dead Sea floaters
1 literalotherkin 2018-10-10
lol
1 JimandFred 2018-10-10
by the grace of adonai.
1 0o-0-o0 2018-10-10
looks like gravity has already had its say, look at that top tit curve
1 deumae 2018-10-10
Why do men like big breasts so much? Just curious, not complaining.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2018-10-10
Because sexually mature hominids seek out mates with visible health and fertility factors. Male humans gravitate towards things like light skin (easier to spot disease) and large breasts (fertile and child-rearing). Females gravitate towards musculature, but also less physically tangible qualities like being a good provider and social status.
1 deumae 2018-10-10
Oh ok, I didn't think of that. I wouldn't be happy lugging that weight around, though. As for girls, you're right for a certain type, but most of us look for assertiveness and dependability as a man's main strong points, I'd say.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2018-10-10
post tits
1 sams_seed 2018-10-10
No one asked. Shut up
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-10
Easy, tiger
1 deumae 2018-10-10
Go bang your bongos and let the white people talk.
1 darklydreamingdayln 2018-10-10
It's fun to play with a pair of big fat titties and you can put your cock between them.
1 optimus187 2018-10-10
FACTS
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-10-10
If you don't know just by looking, you're a faggot.
1 literalotherkin 2018-10-10
It's a fertility cue, obviously.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-10-10
For the same reason Jim Norton likes to be peed on:
We experienced it when we were a teen and we found that it was a turn on.
Thank God I didn't have a friend like treefort Richard, or I'd be sucking dick now.
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-10
They're jiggly and soft and squishy and heavy and obscene and lovely
1 BettmanH8R 2018-10-10
Is this a real doll puppet with puppet strings attached to the nipples?
1 G4mblog 2018-10-10
Challah challah
1 johnnyroberts 2018-10-10
Is that Christina Hendricks?
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-10-10
Nah she's way thicker.
1 0xAncientHist0ry 2018-10-10
I don't like this.
1 optimus187 2018-10-10
Found the fag
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-10-10
Too full and perky?
1 0xAncientHist0ry 2018-10-10
Lack of form, they're just there.
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-10
Much like your jokes and you, respectively. Get the fuck out
1 0xAncientHist0ry 2018-10-10
To each their own comrade.
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-10
Get out I said
1 0xAncientHist0ry 2018-10-10
We have larger battles to fight. We cannot eat our own.
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-10-10
Show me your ideal tits please, I can't get my head around this.
1 DianaKurlan55 2018-10-10
Nice resolution, stupid.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2018-10-10
Those are going to end up down at her knees.
1 Sofachairtvtv 2018-10-10
Get that fucking hair out of your mouth you paste eating mongoloid bitch.
1 Mr-B0jangles 2018-10-10
I’m not mad at those.
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-10-10
Tits fucking rule.
1 WhereTheShitComesOut 2018-10-10
I wouldn't be GENTILE with those jew beefers.
1 Anarox 2018-10-10
It's MY STRUGGLE to not jerk of to these
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-10
I'd CHALLAH at her
1 Guac_Bowl_Cuck 2018-10-10
I'm sure even the Leper King would take his mask off to suckle on those Jerusalem hangers.
1 InfamousDoubt 2018-10-10
Leper Messiah? Great Metallica song!
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-10-10
Was she raised in space? Or she sleeps upside down?
https://pp.userapi.com/c5306/u10228124/156109492/z_91e52022.jpg
https://pp.userapi.com/c5306/u10228124/156109492/z_c2f43955.jpg
https://pp.userapi.com/c5306/u10228124/156109492/z_793bbb4b.jpg
What's going on with your boobs?
1 anonimescu 2018-10-10
Dumbest tits I've ever seen.
1 CorrodedBattery 2018-10-10
Wow, those tiddies don't look fake. Gross!!!!