He has that same reaction whenever he encounters the idea of a healthy, functional relationship with a cis gendered, age-appropriate woman.

No, I don’t care if you have two drinks with dinner. I’d tell you if it bothered me, genuinely.

It's just that, you ordered it. And I didn't have a choice. THIS ISNT ABOUT THAT, genuinely, it's just that I feel like I have no choice in you ordering a drink. You're the boss! That's fine! Genuinely, I would tell you if it wasn't. It's just that you asked if I minded you ordering a drink and I have you a hard no.

Hey u/Futhuhmucker this makes light of jimmy's alcoholism and might hurt his feelings.

Sometimes, jokes can go to far. This is unacceptable.

Too right mate, too right

You're undefeated against arguments I never made. Keep going, buddy. You're just making me feel better that I got such a fucking tool on the hook for this long.

So when you said

Was that playful ball busting? All the Rose Cumia corpse Photoshop pictures were just harmless silliness? Looked more like malicious intent to me. Like you wanted to really hurt the feelings of a stranger because....upvotes?

What argument were you making exactly?

I think you were going for some kind of "we're just busting balls, bro" argument, I can't be bothered to look back and check. Your idea of what humor is shows that you're a creepy little edgelord kid, like most of this sub, and that makes you a cunt. It's very simple.

Now please, scour my comment history again. You're so interested in me. Slow Anthony news week? Need somebody else to obsess over?

I just really want to hurt the feelings of a stranger for upvotes, obviously.

But I should give you a trigger warning before doing this.

You're not very good at it. You should set better goals.

I understand, you prefer a more wholesome, playful style of comedy.

No you don't. No I don't. You're not good at this.

I like The Bonfire because, although they sometimes tease people, they do it very good naturedly .

playful ball busting

I understand you are a pussy whose mother raised her in her own image, but at least have the commitment to not be in denial about your own opinion.

You came to the subreddit to make fun of people who find hurt feelings and actual harm funny.

I knew you were going to comb through my post history again. Do you not understand that comment is 100% trolling? You're as dumb as I hoped.

Every time I encounter your posts, I'm amused at how pathetic and feminine you sound.

I thought you were mocking 4chan type trolls?

Do you hate yourself?

Also, if your trolling is about making yourself look like a sensitive pussy, you are doing it wrong.

I like that point in the South Park episode about tee totaling -- the one about Randy. It's like these tee totallers can never do anything in a balanced way and they're still obsessed with booze. WTF do you think Jim you're going to smell it and go on a month long bender? That's such a weird way to think.

I don't drink, and I've seen shit like that in person and thought "Oh god, am I doing that shit?!" because all of the cliches came out. The amount of times I heard the guy say "You know, it's nice to wake up on a Sunday morning, and just not feel like shit, it's great", not to mention "It's also made me think about other aspects of my life, maybe start eating better, and go to the gym more", and the classic "Yeah, you don't need to get shitfaced to have a good time".

Then he basically started bigging up what he was like when he did drink, saying "Oh, I'd have one, but you know what I'm like when I've had a few".

So, as it turns up, when people stop drinking, they start being a pretentious cunt.

Self-Righteous muggs.

THIS ^ is the fucking gospel truth. I hate those cliche spewing cocksuckers with a red hot passion. "You know what I'm like when I'm drunk" Yeah, Dave, I do-you're a sissy Mary, and I'll give ya fucking smack, just like I ought to now, you pretentious cunt.

I also liked the one where they keeps saying "No thanks, I drink", over and over again, in the hopes that somebody asks "Why aren't you drinking?", so they can give their sermon about abstaining from alcohol.

Then when they offer to buy a around, they then bitch because they forgot just how expensive alcohol is, because they just haven't had it in so long, not like it's written behind the bar or anything so you know how much it'll be.

They're the atheists of the liquor world.

Or Vegans.

"It's also made me think about other aspects of my life, maybe start eating better, and go to the gym more", that took Jim another 25 years somehow

I don't drink. I have one here and there. I never talk about it, I just order water. Some people just have to be drama queens about everything.

god jim is such a fucking fake ass pussy

To be fair I'd react like that if Artie got close to me booze or no booze.

We all have the commonality of wormy body language.

he reacted like a woman just took off her pants to reveal a vagina with a non-hermy sized clit.

all for show

He actually went "oh" (a chance for me to overreact in an animated way like a cartoon)

We have to troll the worm into drinking again. That much is clear to me now.

he almost relapsed there

When you repeat the lie so many times you actually believe it.

You know he went to a month of gatherings at that place we can’t name. Ewww if anyone says it’s name.

4chan?

You mean shenanigans? You're talking about shenanigans right?

I fucking despise his fake alcoholism.

What an odd little man he is.

See it really is an everyday battle.

That old man's as queer as the blazes but I think he was just mugging for the crowd

Ugh does he need to overact everything like a child. Wtf this creep.

Dry drunk faggot

God forbid you handle a glass with alcohol in it.

true faggot. he acts like if he catces a whiff he'll be pounding them down all night. I guarantee this homo could not even stomach a single drink.

Hey, thanks for the post I really want to see the part you’re referring to but I don’t have time to watch this whole thing again right now. I would love to watch it all but I’m at work and wouldn’t be able to concentrate on it closely enough to find the clip you’re talking about. I guess what I’m tryna say is Gimme a mf timestamp, homie. Thank you god bless

What do I know I hit play on my computer phone and the video starts at the beginning.

If you have even a taste of booze, you lose all your "sobriety time" in AA, and have to go to the bottom of the totem pole, which means making coffee and setting up chair for everyone.

If you are at the top, like Norton is with his 30 years, you can act like the biggest prick in the world, and everyone else treats you like the Dalai Lama.

Plus, everyone AA talks shit about each other, and they will start a rumor you are drinking, even if you are not.

Reaction like a veritable bucket of AIDS is passing before him.

He does the classic Three Stooges "Nnyyeeeeaaaa Nnnyeaa Nyyeeaa" over the top acting because he wanted someone to notice, and then he shoots Artie a look with an expectational expression waiting for the obviously apology for putting an addict at risk.

Nice sobriety, faggot. I bartender for 2 years while sober, coming up on 6 years.

Joe's 720p copy

https://youtu.be/tT1H-3L86jo?t=3005

Jesus fucking Christ what a fuckin asshole.

It's just that, you ordered it. And I didn't have a choice. THIS ISNT ABOUT THAT, genuinely, it's just that I feel like I have no choice in you ordering a drink. You're the boss! That's fine! Genuinely, I would tell you if it wasn't. It's just that you asked if I minded you ordering a drink and I have you a hard no.

I don't drink, and I've seen shit like that in person and thought "Oh god, am I doing that shit?!" because all of the cliches came out. The amount of times I heard the guy say "You know, it's nice to wake up on a Sunday morning, and just not feel like shit, it's great", not to mention "It's also made me think about other aspects of my life, maybe start eating better, and go to the gym more", and the classic "Yeah, you don't need to get shitfaced to have a good time".

Then he basically started bigging up what he was like when he did drink, saying "Oh, I'd have one, but you know what I'm like when I've had a few".

So, as it turns up, when people stop drinking, they start being a pretentious cunt.

Self-Righteous muggs.

THIS ^ is the fucking gospel truth. I hate those cliche spewing cocksuckers with a red hot passion. "You know what I'm like when I'm drunk" Yeah, Dave, I do-you're a sissy Mary, and I'll give ya fucking smack, just like I ought to now, you pretentious cunt.

They're the atheists of the liquor world.

"It's also made me think about other aspects of my life, maybe start eating better, and go to the gym more", that took Jim another 25 years somehow

I don't drink. I have one here and there. I never talk about it, I just order water. Some people just have to be drama queens about everything.