God, I legitimately hate the sight of every stupid swollen HGH head. All these retards just look like Lord Farquaad with cancer. Like why the fuck would you drink light beer your whole life just to swell your dumb fucking head up to beer bloat proportions anyway? Anthony is also such a pedophile that he looks like an even bigger creep without a goatee. I can't wrap my head around that. This dude is just completely fucked
I get what you mean about the goatee, but it actually makes sense when you think about it. The creepiest slime-scums you would expect to be clean shaven. It gives a more intelligent appearance, like as if to imply the capability to do truly dastardly deeds. Send bombs to the government using mail, tie a dame up to some railroad tracks, that kind of thing. Facial hair on the other hand is more along the lines of good-natured folksi-ness. Psychologically it has a tendency to put people at ease. There's almost a vulnerability to it ... you don't have to worry about what the big ol' lug might be hiding in his brain. Beer and sports and not much else.
Not that any of that shit is actually the case in the real world, we're just talking about peoples' perceptions, on a primal level.
Whenever I see this, I imagine him taking the little dropper thing and clicking on his face, then choosing the brush and gently wiggling the mouse in his dumb hand trying to perfectly cover his craters. Then after a few more drinks, he gets frustrated, selects the biggest brush and just swipes his cheek and calls it a day.
Also make sure to grimace in a way that "shows off" your fake teeth. You spent 20 grand on getting shards of toilet bowl porcelain screwed into your head, may as well put them on display!
I’ve never understood his insecurity about his teeth to where he went and did that. How bad were they? For as much as I give him shit for his awful hair, I get it. If I head the money I’d see what I could do to not go bald. But the teeth? Really? What did joe think he was going to be gracing the red carpet every 5 months?
What's the point of that cover art? Like seriously, why did he think it might be a good idea? If I wouldn't know who he was I would think that he is somekinda pedo radio show host who recently got out of jail.
It's so funny how he sees himself as an angry truth-teller hurling vicious reality bombs at spineless libtards when in reality he's a giggling smirking feeb doing ethnic jokes based around thirty year old movie and TV references. His book cover photo should be the face he made after proudly announcing how he was "fucking...his brother's girlfriend's daughter", with that desperate approval seeking grin on his stupid face, as that's the real Anthony.
This is legitimately a bad picture. I can't believe he's using it for his book cover.
Given the state of Ant's income, they probably couldn't afford a real photographer. The picture was taken on Keith's phone and Photoshopped after he watched a couple YouTube videos about layers and adjusting colors.
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1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-10-10
It's not like anyone will see it.
1 diaryuh 2018-10-10
God, I legitimately hate the sight of every stupid swollen HGH head. All these retards just look like Lord Farquaad with cancer. Like why the fuck would you drink light beer your whole life just to swell your dumb fucking head up to beer bloat proportions anyway? Anthony is also such a pedophile that he looks like an even bigger creep without a goatee. I can't wrap my head around that. This dude is just completely fucked
1 late_50s_why 2018-10-10
And think of all the artificial enhancements he spent tons of money on to look like an ugly Grandma, what a tard
1 packitchofsositch 2018-10-10
I get what you mean about the goatee, but it actually makes sense when you think about it. The creepiest slime-scums you would expect to be clean shaven. It gives a more intelligent appearance, like as if to imply the capability to do truly dastardly deeds. Send bombs to the government using mail, tie a dame up to some railroad tracks, that kind of thing. Facial hair on the other hand is more along the lines of good-natured folksi-ness. Psychologically it has a tendency to put people at ease. There's almost a vulnerability to it ... you don't have to worry about what the big ol' lug might be hiding in his brain. Beer and sports and not much else.
Not that any of that shit is actually the case in the real world, we're just talking about peoples' perceptions, on a primal level.
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2018-10-10
u/Futhuhmucker this makes fun of Anthonys facial scarring and may hurt his feelings. Do you approve?
1 Youseeonlydarkness 2018-10-10
Whenever I see this, I imagine him taking the little dropper thing and clicking on his face, then choosing the brush and gently wiggling the mouse in his dumb hand trying to perfectly cover his craters. Then after a few more drinks, he gets frustrated, selects the biggest brush and just swipes his cheek and calls it a day.
1 DerpalSherpa 2018-10-10
Clone tool or healing brush?
1 Pud_Suckley 2018-10-10
Eraser would have been my choice.
1 TheGreatBugsby 2018-10-10
Whatever's the opposite of "emboss", because that restores him to his original form.
1 McGowan9 2018-10-10
Also make sure to grimace in a way that "shows off" your fake teeth. You spent 20 grand on getting shards of toilet bowl porcelain screwed into your head, may as well put them on display!
1 JMueller2012 2018-10-10
I’ve never understood his insecurity about his teeth to where he went and did that. How bad were they? For as much as I give him shit for his awful hair, I get it. If I head the money I’d see what I could do to not go bald. But the teeth? Really? What did joe think he was going to be gracing the red carpet every 5 months?
1 McGowan9 2018-10-10
I hear you but they were pretty bad https://i.imgur.com/OJ5B8CT.jpg
1 Fightingrooster 2018-10-10
Necronomicon lookin mother fucker
1 BlobbyKelly00 2018-10-10
I don't think he really needed to order the interns not to look him in the eye.
1 McGowan9 2018-10-10
It was for their own safety. Direct eye contact with him would turn them to stone.
1 Hanarable 2018-10-10
How else would he steal their youth?
1 JMueller2012 2018-10-10
Jesus. I’ve seen skeletons with better chompers
1 BreastWood_One 2018-10-10
that's also known as "crack mouth"
1 i_saw_nothing 2018-10-10
Was that taken right after he opened The Ark of the Covenant?
1 Phantas_Magorical 2018-10-10
Lol is this real?
1 moleguy9k 2018-10-10
"And maybe kiss you..."
1 CarniesAndRubes 2018-10-10
My tummy hurts
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-10-10
you are gay and an idiot. Fuck off.
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-10-10
That's ok. I thought about quitting this site anyway.
1 CarniesAndRubes 2018-10-10
Dude get a life. I'm starting to feel bad for you. So pathetic
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-10-10
It's all good. Thank you for your concern.
1 CarniesAndRubes 2018-10-10
I can only imagine how sad and pathetic your life is to care about reddit this much. Get a grip, my man
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-10-10
You think I'm making it too easy for myself to get upvotes?
1 CarniesAndRubes 2018-10-10
Haha you got me there. Good one
1 zoogie778 2018-10-10
Especially for a radio gig where no one will see them.
1 TrumpAndTheSnake 2018-10-10
His face is the topographic map of africa, if one pays close attention, one can see the Nile and the Sahara Desert.
1 Slateski 2018-10-10
More like the Nevada Proving Grounds.
1 CacaDick 2018-10-10
Looks like he's taking a big nig pipe right up his fag ass.
1 safka13 2018-10-10
What's the point of that cover art? Like seriously, why did he think it might be a good idea? If I wouldn't know who he was I would think that he is somekinda pedo radio show host who recently got out of jail.
1 xCyberiumX 2018-10-10
*Too
Ya fuckin' Kindergarten level reading retard.
1 Mikekekeke 2018-10-10
He has cauliflower face.
1 MarbleSpaceDog 2018-10-10
I dunno about you guys but I personally think putting a book cover of him being prison raped is a bold and brave decision, if not a little unusual.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-10-10
It's so funny how he sees himself as an angry truth-teller hurling vicious reality bombs at spineless libtards when in reality he's a giggling smirking feeb doing ethnic jokes based around thirty year old movie and TV references. His book cover photo should be the face he made after proudly announcing how he was "fucking...his brother's girlfriend's daughter", with that desperate approval seeking grin on his stupid face, as that's the real Anthony.
1 Wolosocu 2018-10-10
This is legitimately a bad picture. I can't believe he's using it for his book cover.
Given the state of Ant's income, they probably couldn't afford a real photographer. The picture was taken on Keith's phone and Photoshopped after he watched a couple YouTube videos about layers and adjusting colors.
It's really amateur.
1 packitchofsositch 2018-10-10
Steel? That's pure concentrated Xanax, brotha.
1 Slateski 2018-10-10
More like the Nevada Proving Grounds.