Awful beard

1  2018-10-10 by nomadiqqq

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Amazing primate

Bonnie's beard was more convincing than Sam's. (Jim's was not)

I got a jump rope. That thing's just a rope, man. You gotta make the jump thing happen.

– Mitch Hedberg

Source: Mitch All Together

Enough about Sam's wife

I thought Jess was his beard.

Y'know who else panicked and grew a beard?

Opie.

I’m concerned with his eyebrows. I can’t tell if he’s balding there too or his eyes are so sunken in that they’re normal sized and just look like they stop short

Awful person.

He looks even more like Homer Simpson now

Can someone tell me if they still have a show? I don’t want to listen to find out, but I’d love to know if something bad happened to Sam.

Homeless Clint Howard.

The documentary hurt his feelings and he's trying to transition seamlessly into a new look.