This looks horrific

1  2018-10-09 by tigbiggernits

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a picture of a black person apparently in pain whats to not like

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you aren't valuable

Oof. Brutal

"Did you guys hear that Serena Williams won the US Open? No, not in tennis but she won the popular vote."

How is this funny?

All these champagne democrats think jokes are basically just Mad Libs sentences jamming a bunch pop jargon together. It's like watching children attempt alchemy. It just never, ever fucking works. Doesn't compute. It's fucking bizarre.

"Mad Libs" is literally the essence of comedy as well as the upcoming midterms. I wish that every adult with an active Twitter account was at the bottom of the ocean.

STOP MAKING FUN OF CUMTOWN REEEEEEEEEE

It's like watching children attempt alchemy.

Well to be fair even Isaac Newton struggled with the sweet science so let's not be too harsh.

Isaac didn't also squeeze turds together and claim that the result was gold, and then have the audacity to claim I'm gaslighting him when I mention it's still just shit. Alright, sure, it's gold, fine. It's incredibly valuable stuff.

That doesn’t even make sense. That’s that faggot Harrison that Norm took down a notch for being a hack on Last Comic Standing.

He stole that joke from out sci-fi dude, Fagtrick.

wtf is this dog shit? I love these 'woke' takes that they present as counter culture that every head of a major corporation in America would agree with.

And Judy Gold man. Does she even have one bit that doesn't involve her being a Jew/Lesbian?

literally no she doesnt for 20 years

closing with jewdy gold huh

Fridays at 11pm is a prime time slot though

But where will they drop the ten thousandth showing of Harold and Kumar?

Why did this “good comedy always speaks the truth” shit ever take off? It’s annoying, and ironically untrue. Dave Attell isn’t “speaking the truth.”

"Jokes only work if you know stuff" - Sherrod Small.

At least somebody at Comedy Central has a sense of humor putting that in there.

Also let’s just ignore who put the cellar on the map. We know about it cuz of OnA and everyone else cuz of Louis. But let’s have some gay guy squeal cuz thats whats funny in 2018 man Comedy Central is finished lol.

*comedy is finished

Ooh, dissecting comedy. My favorite.

the embracing warmth of nuclear holocaust i beckon thee

It’s really gotten to the point where I hate everyone. Is there a redeemable group of people out there? Even most straight white guys are pandering faggots.

You’re one of us now.

I hope there are tons of shots of CQ and Norton at the next table over looking bitter.

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