The type of man that drinks grapefruit beer (34/94)

1  2018-10-09 by crookedmile

15 comments

apparently the police told him its illegal for it him to wear shorts, thats what I heard

geez. opester needs to get jon on the free podcast.

The Hammaconda.

Geez, and look how big the nuts are too!

you need huge balls to sling the kinda yogurt this big hogged motherfucker is

I also love the dudes power stance, he's obviously drunk at some inappropriate hour but he's standing up rod straight, glasses hat and scowl on so nobody will dare question him. Alpha As Fuck.

Stop making us fall in love even more

Holy shit hes packing heat.

Less than half the size of Opie’s by my estimation.

Vacuum pump...But it’s hard to get a regular erection, and it’s prone to water blisters… Just responding for a friend

damn son.. he got a bigger dick than tony danza

Look at big hog on Hamm.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

that picture reminds me of using the low light feature on old camcorders to see through people's clothes

Now imagine a guy with a dick that big who verbally murders fags like Jim, Sam, and Anthony on a regular basis. That's Opie.

There are two different cocks. A grower and be a shower. In the lockerroom you prefer the latter, but while fucking it doesn't matter really. For reference I have a normal, maybe slightly bigger than normal dick. But def a grower.