In honor of Columbus Day, one of my favorite Rich Vos jokes...

1  2018-10-08 by TexansAndMavericks

I was never PC. When my teacher in grade school said, ‘Sit Indian style,’ I’d get a bottle of whiskey and lie down at the curb.....

.... in front of the Omaha Funny Bone in Omaha, NE this Thursday, Friday, and Saturday

17 comments

well this really breaks up the vitriol nicely, thanks man

Jesus was a Mexican. I read in the Bible that he would come back like a thief in the night.

Mexicans don't get enough shit around here. When I was a kid, we used to keep doves in a big aviary in the backyard. My mom would sell the babies and shit. We had to stop because we literally couldn't stop mexicans from raiding the aviary at night so they could presumably eat them. Disgusting filthy illegals.

I'm with you, but this reads like something Nana would post on twitter

when i was like 9 we went to mexico to vacation. we were at the beach there and i was splish splashing around with my brother who was 2 years younger and this spic around the same age as me comes up to me with his younger cousin and goes "hey u wanna fight my cousin?" this kid was like 9. just out of nowhere came up and wanted me to fight his cousin. violent fucking savages.

To be fair I’m a Boston Irish kid and have had the same experience many a time

I went to high school in highly urban Chicago and you could hear roosters crowing in these spic backyards. Fucks think this is Tijuana.

I grew up in Chicago too around a lot of Mexicans and my neighbor used to have a pet rooster that lived in the gangway between our buildings that would wake us up everyday at 5 am. But my dad threatened to poison it so he sent it back to Mexico. Good times. I have plenty of spic stories.

Please tell them.

They ate the adult or baby doves? Saw a video of a Vietnamese lady eating baby birds right out of the nest. Live and uncooked.

Nah they cooked the adults. That's disgusting though.

Yeah they do eat the wild pigeons. But those are not for eating, they have parasites and shit. Heard the french eat them too, but I bet those are farm raised.

Ever been to a Spanish persons house? They got more furniture in there than a furniture store.

They can turn a fire escape into a balcony

I think it's ' lay down on da curb '

LOOSHEN UP, FOLKSH

Once you go black you never go back. Once you go white you go straight back to black!

It’s money, it’s money....