In honor of Columbus Day, one of my favorite Rich Vos jokes...
1 2018-10-08 by TexansAndMavericks
I was never PC. When my teacher in grade school said, ‘Sit Indian style,’ I’d get a bottle of whiskey and lie down at the curb.....
.... in front of the Omaha Funny Bone in Omaha, NE this Thursday, Friday, and Saturday
17 comments
1 iwontbeherelong190 2018-10-08
well this really breaks up the vitriol nicely, thanks man
1 IceBoxChamberlain 2018-10-08
Jesus was a Mexican. I read in the Bible that he would come back like a thief in the night.
1 allenricketts 2018-10-08
Mexicans don't get enough shit around here. When I was a kid, we used to keep doves in a big aviary in the backyard. My mom would sell the babies and shit. We had to stop because we literally couldn't stop mexicans from raiding the aviary at night so they could presumably eat them. Disgusting filthy illegals.
1 IceBoxChamberlain 2018-10-08
I'm with you, but this reads like something Nana would post on twitter
1 Ichise-san 2018-10-08
when i was like 9 we went to mexico to vacation. we were at the beach there and i was splish splashing around with my brother who was 2 years younger and this spic around the same age as me comes up to me with his younger cousin and goes "hey u wanna fight my cousin?" this kid was like 9. just out of nowhere came up and wanted me to fight his cousin. violent fucking savages.
1 zoob1357 2018-10-08
To be fair I’m a Boston Irish kid and have had the same experience many a time
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-10-08
I went to high school in highly urban Chicago and you could hear roosters crowing in these spic backyards. Fucks think this is Tijuana.
1 Cumias_folicles 2018-10-08
I grew up in Chicago too around a lot of Mexicans and my neighbor used to have a pet rooster that lived in the gangway between our buildings that would wake us up everyday at 5 am. But my dad threatened to poison it so he sent it back to Mexico. Good times. I have plenty of spic stories.
1 flibbovic 2018-10-08
Please tell them.
1 ElVichoPerro 2018-10-08
They ate the adult or baby doves? Saw a video of a Vietnamese lady eating baby birds right out of the nest. Live and uncooked.
1 allenricketts 2018-10-08
Nah they cooked the adults. That's disgusting though.
1 ElVichoPerro 2018-10-08
Yeah they do eat the wild pigeons. But those are not for eating, they have parasites and shit. Heard the french eat them too, but I bet those are farm raised.
1 RBuddCumia 2018-10-08
Ever been to a Spanish persons house? They got more furniture in there than a furniture store.
1 IceBoxChamberlain 2018-10-08
They can turn a fire escape into a balcony
1 nomadiqqq 2018-10-08
I think it's ' lay down on da curb '
1 TangerineReam 2018-10-08
LOOSHEN UP, FOLKSH
1 TheElDan 2018-10-08
Once you go black you never go back. Once you go white you go straight back to black!
It’s money, it’s money....