He's fucking awful, any grown man that refers to himself as Fitzdog should go jump off a goddamn bridge.

I agree. It's like adding "ster" to your name to sound cool.

Don't disrespect the Opster

Adam Carolla - FUUUCCKKKKK. I loved him so much but now his podcast is such a piece of shit I haven’t listened to it in over a year. Makes me sad every time his name comes up. God damn.

He has admitted to using it ironically. Apparently that’s what his college buddies used to call him to “bust his chops.”

Opie definitely came home from spring break and informed his family that he is now "The Opster".

is the tide turning on Gregg here?

bite your tongue you wretched child

He brings nothing to every podcast he is on

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I think he's a filler for when a guest cancels. They call him up and say, can you do my podcast?

Intolerable smugness?

Y'all do kno this man has kids...right?...like you do understand what you're doing when you do this right? Jus wanna make sure

Butthole kids

I just saw this in another thread. What is this? What did I miss?

Ariana grande scolding barstool sports for saying pete Davidson has but those eyes.

that must have been adorable

if she ever scolden me Id just put her back in her baby bjorn till she fell asleep

Kinda cute how she defends her "man".

Yes if you’ve ever listened to him for more than 2 minutes he will bring up his stupid kids. Also he used to bang tons of chicks and get into brawls all the time....okay faggot

He also put a dick in his mouth at a park out if curiousity.

Did you know he used to get into fights when he was a teen?

Sure he's 5'4 and 115 pounds, but he was a scrapper!

He’s irrelevant, he always has been. He was kind of funny on ‘I love’ VH1 Series, other than that he’s a boring piece of shit who talks about his kids and how he should be bigger in show business.

In the late 90s Comedy Central was giving out 30 minute specials to just about any halfway decent mid-lining comedian. I'm pretty sure this is where it started for him and he was able to parlay that 30 minutes of mediocrity into a full time career of mediocrity.

Tbf, I believe Sherrod was on that show or something similar. Being funny is it too hard when Sherrod is one of the comedians on the show.

I might hate him if I knew who he was.

I like him (like Dana Gould & a handful of others) until he starts talking about politics. He's one of the most self hating guilty white men I've ever heard, and he coddles black people and minority as if they were infants. Everyone that isn't white is oppressed, can't figure out anything for themselves, and needs Greg's help.

He got in a huge blow up with Gavin McInnes a few weeks ago, because he decided not to air Gavin's interview. According to Greg, he felt Gavin said "offensive things about women" and didn't air it, in order to "protect Gavin," because he thought it might ruin his career. (?) So nice to have the Left around to Thought Police for everyone, isn't it? God forbid you let people determine for themselves what's "offensive."

Ha Gavin's done a couple of podcasts now that haven't aired. What do the likes of Maron and Fitzsimmons think they're getting?

Whatever one may think of Gavin, he has far more intellectual (!?!) freedom and broadcast freedom, because of his audience, than Maron or Fitzsimmons do.

This must be incredibly attractive to them. I bet they've convinced themselves that Gavin is doing a schtick, and that's why he gets away with it. (And around 15% of Gavin IS a schtick.)

And I bet they go into it thinking that they're going to get Gavin to confess that's he's nothing more than a character. Of course, it doesn't work.

Gavin is all schtick. Don't act like he's any kind of brilliant. He's a bearded man child doing a heel turn as a career. Enjoy him or don't, but don't exalt him in any way ever. And, yes Fitzsimmons is very annoying on podcasts/radio. I did like his Netflix special.

"(I don't think you are doing that, but..."

Then you have no point.

I guess not. I just get a weird feeling whenever anyone says something vaguely complimentary (or not) about Gavin. I really hate Gavin. I guess that's my point?

Fitzsimmons is a great comedian. I've seen him absolutely murder a room multiple times. But this shit is unacceptable.

He's one of my favorite comics, he's a mean fuck and he doesn't talk about politics in his act, which makes me happy.

He and DiPaolo should do a show. They could balance each other out, and they are both good comedians.

I was pissed that he didn't have Nick on during his NYC run of podcast guests (when he was working on Crashing) I saw Greg in Irvine a few weeks ago and was like "PLEASE have DiPaolo on next time." I like when Rogan has Nick on, and then is terrified of/apologizes for everything Nick said, god forbid anyone is offended.

I didn’t even realize that. That sucks. They seem to get along even though they differ politically.

They do, they're old friends. DiPaolo shouts him out all the time, although usually citing him as an example of a lefty loon. (Same with Janine Garafalo, although at this point I dont even think Nick could be friends with her anymore)

Fitzsimmons is a big Stern fan. He's been on Howard a bunch of times. i think there's some kind of bond/loyalty between the two due to greg's dad being a radio guy that howard used to listen to

He had a show on Sterns channel 101

Still does. It came on today when they ran out of Stern reruns.

Yeah and I agree with you on the staleness of DiPaolo. I can just about stomach the 2 free show a week, but no more.... who is paying for 5 days of Sopranos sound bytes?

Or whenever a fat celebrity is in the news (Hillary or Lena Dunham) he plays 20 seconds of "cows mooing" or pigs oinking. That's really funny, insightful stuff. His humor has sunk to like 3rd grade bus level shit, it's just boring and tired. I feel like he took a big step backwards since his Sirius show, maybe he needs people producing him or something. I barely even check on the podcast anymore, I save it til I have no other better shit to listen to.

I feel like he’s trying rebrand himself to get work on something like Fox News.

Honestly, Greg probably laughed and said fucked up shit in addition to Gavin

Covered it up like "oh because Gavin said some crazy stuff"

Yeah, probably. He knew his Overlord Judd Apatow might hear it and it could get him kicked off of Crashing. He said Gavin called him up furious and (if I recall correctly) obliquely threatened to kick Greg's ass. I wouldn't call myself a huge Gavin fan, but I like him in general as a shit-stirrer and I'm always willing to listen to him as a guest. I'm double bummed because Greg rarely has anyone right-leaning on his show, usually only guests that support his voice in the liberal echo chamber.

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Oh come on you don't like how he licks stern saggy balls. Or the way he and Rogan wax poetically about the craft of jokes and the 80s-90s comedy scene in Boston. Maybe you don't like the way he goes on and on about the necessary evolution of comedy ie feminism and black lives matter.

Honestly I give him pass because he unrelenting in shitting on Ellen degenerate

I thought Howard had a falling out with Greg after Andy Dick called Howard a dirty Jew on Greg’s podcast.

Nope. Greg might not be invited to do the show anymore but he still on Stern's channels in facts he is the only non stern show the Aire there

I hate his face and his voice.

Because when one is known as Adam Carolla's worst guest, one is laboring in a place called:

OBSCURITY!

Who?

His father was Bob Fitzsimmons, a famous radio DJ in NYC back in the day.

It's funny, every comedian I like tongues this guy's asshole like no tomorrow but I've always been pretty much indifferent to him whenever he's appeared on anything I've liked. I'd hesitate to put him in (((Andy Kindler))) tier, but he's close.

Todd Barry is what Greg Fitzsimmons wants to be.

Biggest cuck in the biz

Hated this bore for years.

i will only ever remember him for that one stand up story about testing out being gay at a bath house or something bc he was a twink and everyone in his life growing up joked about him having to be gay with that face/body

He's terrible.

Only know him from his JRE appearances. Very funny guy but he’s seriously one of those guys that ruins it with unfunny politics. People talk about Louis and Burr being “cucks” because they make a joke about white guys or some shit but Fitzsimmons is a genuine Democrat, not just some guy with socially liberal views.

It’s not the views that bother me, it’s the fact that he’s a funny guy (based off his JRE appearances) but wants to talk about Hillary Clinton or how bad Trump is.

He had a Comedy Central Presents special in the 90's. He sucked then.

So he has sucked for at least 20 years.

I remember listening to a stern interview with him and Greg is a weird guy who takes baths naked with his young son and daughter.

Nah, he's great on Uncle Joeys CHURCH COCKSUCKAZ!

He likes his chances for recording his hair with Rogaine

Joe Rogan used to cum on his hair until someone told him it's a topical solution applied liberally.

Greg thought he might be gay so he let some nigger empty his balls in the back of his queer Irish throat. Now he goes around saying he didn't go through with it... Riiiiiiiiiiiiight... Whatever you say, Greg. You fruit.

He's talked about it on Stern a million times. He claims he didn't go through with it... lol You know some guy dumped a hot load in that froggy throated midget.

Please tell me this is true.

100% true. He's talked about his little walk into the woods plenty of times on Stern.

I’ve thought that for a long time but I think he’s the type of hateable you’d rather immediately turn off than bother to have an opinion on

What’s with all the hate, brother-men?

he fancies himself as a tough guy too..

I love all his stories of being an Irish dry drunk badass. Dude, you're 4'9"

Being able to take an ass kicking doesn't mean you're tough.

he always sucked when he was on Stern

I don't care for his particular brand of humor

More hate for a friend of Rogan? 😂 Looks like some people are hoping to get their ass kicked here. 😂😂

i listen to his pod when he has andy kindler or david feldman on, its some of the funniest shit ever.

This satire is off the charts.

Who?

He’ll die soon enough with all the speed he’s taking. Clearly buzzing on adderall every podcast he’s on

Glad to know I'm not the only one who hates this unfunny fuck.

I think other comedians pretend to like him because he's a rage monster who is prone to assault people at the drop of a hat for little to no reason at all. Seems like the type who will hold a grudge for a lifetime too.

Definitely another guy who's in the wrong business.

This Whoville looking ass top tooth motherfucker has done nothing in entertainment but as long as I can remember I can recall seeing his beady eyes pointy nose receding hairline and outrageous overbite making some shitty noises on TV in movies or radio.

I believe it's because his father was a known radio guy or something, which sounds about right because nepotism is the only way a bottom butt boy like this gets famous. He reminds me of Bryan Callen who is a monumental homo fuck boy too

Never been a fan, but to each his own.

Have a super week!

In the late 90s Comedy Central was giving out 30 minute specials to just about any halfway decent mid-lining comedian. I'm pretty sure this is where it started for him and he was able to parlay that 30 minutes of mediocrity into a full time career of mediocrity.

Tbf, I believe Sherrod was on that show or something similar. Being funny is it too hard when Sherrod is one of the comedians on the show.