He's got a point. He's proven he has a Twitter addiction (actually, a "follower" addiction is more accurate). There's no way this guy ever stays off Twitter.
There's a reason he sticks with that whole "Child" bit, he's going out of his way to insult only in the same condescending way so that he doesn't slip up and say something that will actually get his account locked. This shit is like a drug to him.
I think he'd hate that. If that kid really is his, the fact that he never talks about it tells you how much shame he has there. If it isn't? Well, then that HAS to be a sore spot, why else would he lie and say it was his? Either way, that has got to be a sensitive topic for him.
I like the direction of this bit. People will actually start avoiding him because of the rape rumors and then someone will do some digging and probably find out that he actually has raped somebody.
Thats what im going for. People will eventually start getting a little bit of doubt that enough accounts are saying it, its coming from somewhere. Noone would ever just make something like that up.
probably blocking people who are liking the tweets. We need to step this up, he won't be able to write those shitty books since he apparently can't let anything go unanswered on twitter.
Would be a shame if they started contacting comedy clubs, book signing locations, etc. With the narrative that Pattys wife left him, he went on a drunken sexual abuse campaign, raping or molesting chicks for several months and then re-emerged with his liberal Twitter persona to cover himself once he got remarried.
Ho. Lee. Shit. So my source isnt the only victim! People dont just say this stuff out of left field. Hes now entered the realm of serial raping. He might be the most prolific of our time...using the liberal facade to trick the public. Dont fret anymore, justice will be sweet. Time to bring this monster down.
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1 deanthecleanmachine 2018-10-07
were still posting about this closeted man who calls everyone honey and child?
1 PhishInVa2 2018-10-07
Yup. Still halarious
1 Sueable 2018-10-07
Ooo Honey Child 👶🏿
1 ElFaporino 2018-10-07
The Chrischan Amendment clearly states that as long as the target continues to unadvisedly striking bank, it will continue to create humor.
1 SheGonGetIt 2018-10-07
Why has it taken so long to get his new account closed?
1 PhishInVa2 2018-10-07
I dont want it closed. He replies to everything so its more fun. The #1 way to feed the trolls is to make a post about them. Fuckin tard.
1 SheGonGetIt 2018-10-07
Imagine how he will react on his third account though.
1 PhishInVa2 2018-10-07
....i like where youre going with this....
1 TedBacon 2018-10-07
He's got a point. He's proven he has a Twitter addiction (actually, a "follower" addiction is more accurate). There's no way this guy ever stays off Twitter.
There's a reason he sticks with that whole "Child" bit, he's going out of his way to insult only in the same condescending way so that he doesn't slip up and say something that will actually get his account locked. This shit is like a drug to him.
1 fawwkyeah 2018-10-07
Woah, he totally exposed that shitty parody account that some nigga from here made in 2 minutes, what a badass
1 PhishInVa2 2018-10-07
“Some nigga”. Ya. We have no idea who
1 PhishInVa2 2018-10-07
I like how the second tweet says he endorses the conspiracy (obviously admitting to the rape allegations)
1 Mintwa 2018-10-07
Keep up the good work. I need to make another wa account to mess with him some more, maybe call it Patty's abandoned child or something.
1 TedBacon 2018-10-07
I think he'd hate that. If that kid really is his, the fact that he never talks about it tells you how much shame he has there. If it isn't? Well, then that HAS to be a sore spot, why else would he lie and say it was his? Either way, that has got to be a sensitive topic for him.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-10-07
I like the direction of this bit. People will actually start avoiding him because of the rape rumors and then someone will do some digging and probably find out that he actually has raped somebody.
1 dionysus187 2018-10-07
Why would people just lie about him being a rapist? WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?
1 ChadKensingtonBulge 2018-10-07
If you say a thing enough, it starts to have an air of truth.
1 PhishInVa2 2018-10-07
Thats what im going for. People will eventually start getting a little bit of doubt that enough accounts are saying it, its coming from somewhere. Noone would ever just make something like that up.
1 Opesterino 2018-10-07
he fucking blocked me without even having a discussion. a real blow hard if I may say so
1 PhishInVa2 2018-10-07
He responds with a queation back to me then immediatly blocks me. So i make a new account and answer him and mock him more. Hes such a queer.
1 dionysus187 2018-10-07
probably blocking people who are liking the tweets. We need to step this up, he won't be able to write those shitty books since he apparently can't let anything go unanswered on twitter.
1 dionysus187 2018-10-07
I hope a few female, legitimate looking accounts are being used for good measure.
1 PhishInVa2 2018-10-07
I cant be bothered to make a real looking account. Perhaps ill make one at work tomorrow and get paid while i do it.
1 ChadKensingtonBulge 2018-10-07
Would be a shame if they started contacting comedy clubs, book signing locations, etc. With the narrative that Pattys wife left him, he went on a drunken sexual abuse campaign, raping or molesting chicks for several months and then re-emerged with his liberal Twitter persona to cover himself once he got remarried.
Would be a shame.
1 TangerineReam 2018-10-07
ibelieveyou
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/9gogf1/patrick_tomlinson_raped_me_sorry_that_this_post/
1 PhishInVa2 2018-10-07
Ho. Lee. Shit. So my source isnt the only victim! People dont just say this stuff out of left field. Hes now entered the realm of serial raping. He might be the most prolific of our time...using the liberal facade to trick the public. Dont fret anymore, justice will be sweet. Time to bring this monster down.
1 TangerineReam 2018-10-07
It took a lot of bravery to admit this, so I hope it isn't in vain
1 PhishInVa2 2018-10-07
....i like where youre going with this....