She pretends not to miss being attractive. She wants to snap her fingers and return to that shape so bad. She’s too self loathing to actually work for it, and she hates herself even more every time she steps on a scale. Keep pretending, Amy.
Keep pretending.
Was just about to post the link to that I sure hope the press doesn’t find out that she raped that taxi driver. Especially with those photos of her arrest at the Kavanaugh protest making the rounds.
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1 MoistureMop 2018-10-07
Everyone is throwing up when they look at her.
1 Yung_Sandwich 2018-10-07
Let us remember peak Amy Schumer
https://www.skinnyvscurvy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/GettyImages-149823405_master.jpg
If only she coulda maintained that and not be a total hack bitch...
1 scotness 2018-10-07
Who knew a skinny jewish broad was once a up and comming comedian
1 misspellbot 2018-10-07
Silly human, you have misspelled comming. It's actually spelled coming. Don't let me catch you misspelling words again!
1 scotness 2018-10-07
thank you
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-10-07
She pretends not to miss being attractive. She wants to snap her fingers and return to that shape so bad. She’s too self loathing to actually work for it, and she hates herself even more every time she steps on a scale. Keep pretending, Amy. Keep pretending.
1 Lady_Dis_Liver 2018-10-07
No one is laughing now. Couldn't be more accurate.
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-07
Haha
1 FloggingTheHorses 2018-10-07
Could you explain this again to me?
1 LarryKleist711 2018-10-07
That's the bit.
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2018-10-07
That’s funny
1 iwontbeherelong190 2018-10-07
bob monkhouse
1 clrd2land 2018-10-07
“Comedian”
1 ASUS_PC 2018-10-07
(((comedian)))
1 thrillated 2018-10-07
They're not people!
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-07
She forcibly crammed a frightened illegal immigrant cab driver's hand up her sloppy loose cunt and must answer for her crimes.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-10-07
Almost all the cabbies are legal immigrants.
1 Concho_Pete 2018-10-07
Was just about to post the link to that I sure hope the press doesn’t find out that she raped that taxi driver. Especially with those photos of her arrest at the Kavanaugh protest making the rounds.
1 OpieIsTheBestEver 2018-10-07
The press won't care.
1 thejflo 2018-10-07
They would.
Will the public care is the better question.
1 OpieIsTheBestEver 2018-10-07
They wouldn't.
1 CacaDick 2018-10-07
Amy Schumer isn't funny unless Kurt Metzger is writing what she says.
1 LarryKleist711 2018-10-07
With an assist from Jeselnik.
1 CacaDick 2018-10-07
He's fucking brutally good. I'm sure none of it rubbed off.
1 nomadiqqq 2018-10-07
We found out this week that Amy's pull in the political activism world is quite strong.
1 CreatedOutOfSpite 2018-10-07
Get this Facebook shit outta here.
1 CacaDick 2018-10-07
She didn't have any friends... lol She was too busy stealing things.
1 J-Bradley1 2018-10-07
Picture quality is fuzzier than her Cunt
1 panasonictooth 2018-10-07
Hasn't this joke been done to death?
1 OpieIsTheBestEver 2018-10-07
They wouldn't.