Travelin' Jim

1  2018-10-07 by dropngo

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I can just imagine Nicholas Cage trying not to freak out with this twitchy creep sitting next to him trying to get his attention.

This is cringe

Der Photobomber

diaped up for the farts and squirts that a 50 year old PrEP user just has to learn to live with

This is right after he couldn't afford club soda Kenny as his bodyguard anymore. So, he wears a Mike Tyson sweatshirt to scare away mean baby boy attackers and doubled down with a fanny pack to stop pick pocketers.

I agree with Seinfeld’s take on grown men wearing sweatpants. Also is that a fanny pack?

Also grown men with writing on their clothing

The Tyson hoodie is tacky... at least the majority of the Affliction-tee crowd are lacking in a few chromosomes and would fight you. Norton is an iffeminate coward passing himself off as a fight aficionado.

Anyone got that photo of him tucking his oversized windbreaker into his sweat pants

Even his back pisses me.

Jesus...why the fuck does he have a fanny pack? He's not an old school pro wrestler who needs something to hold all his pills. Also what's the point of losing all that weight if you're still gonna wear old hoodies and sweat pants like a fat person? And of course the little faggot has his phone in his hand. Could he not just put it in his pocket or fanny pack long enough to walk to his car?

Because Rogan wears one. He is even unoriginal with his fashion choices

He wears the fanny pack so he can wear his lazy girl pajamas and have easy access to jerk off.

Let's try to guess everything Norton packs on a weekend trip to a UFC event(assuming that's what this picture is from.)

  • Maroon pants
  • MacBook
  • Baby wipes
  • PrEP
  • Ozzy/Sabbath/Kiss t-shirts

What's some of that other faggy shit he bring?

Definitely not podcasting equipment. That has to be shipped into the city seperately.

...uhh, dildo..

Egg whites

Worst ass ever.

He's never done a single squat

Au contraire, he just passed by a local cucumber patch.

He sleeps on a 20 year old piss stained mattress that he got for free. After Sam took and posted this pic Jim had a talk with him about not posting pics unless he approved them so Sam stopped taking unflattering pics, you know, because he's a fucking fairy... The Destroyer? He takes pics even when they say stop and those are the best ones. Middle of the road Roberts... Queef, monkey, tendy fag.

Yes, the problem is Sam posting the picture, not the fact that you keep your piss-stained mattress. Weird, sick fuck.

It's Sam's duty to humiliate Norton into suicide like he did Steve C... Try to keep up.

Flying from JFK to Newark. Real man of the world

I’m a travelin’ man, I’ve made a lot of stops, All over the world. And in every part I’ve sucked the cock, Of at least one lovely girl.

He may as well have "Juicy" written across the back of those pathetic, girly sweat pants. What a queen.

Goddamnit, I fucking loathe him so much now. If this thing sat next to me on a plane I would consider getting off and booking a later flight.

I can't believe that 20-year-old Starbucks clerk doesn't find him attractive.

Those scuuuumbaaaaaaags

A very light tug and those menopausal sweatpants reveal a well-rogered hiney hole.

Is that him?

(looks at his Washington Monument head)

Yeah, that's him...

Nigga shaped like a spear.

he'd stick himself up his own ass if he could

That's the ass of a man who has never made a woman cum.

Shapeless blob.

His body structure is so hatable

He got fucked in the ass soo much that he has to tie a rope around his waist to keep shit from tumbling out.

I didn't know Jim was into the PA hardcore scene. Shorter, Faster, Longer

Really does look like a make a wish kid.

Old queen on the go

Looks like the world's most muggable man.

And he wonders why 20 year olds won't date him. He legitimately looks terrible and AIDS ridden from every angle.

He looks like your modern democrat.

I mean we repeat it 24/7 but how does this douche believe he’s entitled to hot 20 year olds? Does he not look at these pictures? He’s only 50 but looks and dresses like a 65 year old

Looks like a cancer patient just discharged from the hospital .

Someone once described this Norton in this picture as an "Elderly, dumpy faggot" and I just wanted to throw that in here.

I think Tyson should probably just let Jim have that nickname, suits him more.

He needs to stop breathing for an hour.

Flat ass havin nigga

Those pants look soaked in half and half farts.

Those are women's sweatpants