Anyone who rips death farts because they had half-n-half is either lactose intolerant or a stretched out asshole having liar.

Let’s say he was lactose intolerant and knew it, and constantly talked about dairy farts and joked about lactose intolerance. Fine, that would get old quick, but fine.

But it’s YET ANOTHER example (one of a billion) of him having a weird experience that is unique to him and assuming everyone is the same way. That is the absolute cornerstone of his personality. For real. Weird shit happens to him and he never says to himself “Is this just me? Should I try to put myself in other peoples shoes?”

Assuming everyone has frequent, vicious fights with their SO. Assuming everyone was raped by the neighborhood bully at the age of six. Assuming everyone falls in love with male prostitutes and considers marrying them.

If I had to describe Jim in a sentence or two, I would say, “He has these utterly bizarre things happen to him and for some reason he thinks it happens to everyone.” It’s the root of all of his annoying behavior.

They likely happened but Jim initiated everything.

Remember how mad he was when the interns wouldn't admit their homosexual experiences? "I don't believe you haven't done anything"

Not everyone sucks dicks Jim, much less in their single digit ages.

What? You never sucked your friends dick when you were 10? Stop lying faggot

Jim deserves death and nothing less.

farts always make me laugh, especially if they come out of nowhere. i guess im a 12 year old.

This guy is a fucking female.

guilty as charged

Sometimes they are if the timing is right. Farting silently in a small radio studio and making the guests smell them when they come in for interviews is twisted.

Dairy isn’t supposed to make you gassy. Jimmy is just lactose intolerant and doesn’t know it, and never will know it because he’s too lazy to see a doctor about his myriad of problems.

Toss “Half in half farts” onto the pile of naive nonsense, along with “toe trigger attachment” and “the spins.”

Or he knows he is and enjoys his own farts which is likely

Rather than go to a doctor, Jim smells his own shit to “check if he’s getting sick.” You’re right, his behavior is so bizarre it shocks you when you actually stop to think about it.

Wait when did he say this?

Jim is a certified shit expert. His comedy is shit, his life is shit, so on and so forth you get the idea

username checks out.

You're a fucking faggot.

If he did that shit in front of him I'd grab him by the ankles and start swinging his body into a tree trunk like Jason Vorhees.

You'd just be fanning his disgusting worm fumes into your face.

I'd mangle that shrimp.

That's what I call masturbating

My favorite is when Jimmy once said he caught his ex sniffing her own ass. No you didn't you retard. You just wish she did that.

100% agree with you. Some of my friends still think it’s cool to fart in the car or just anywhere in public. I’m talking to a friend on the porch of his house the other day and mid conversation he just decided to fart. It’s kind of funny looking back on it due to the autistic quality of it, but let’s not do that.

He and Florentine should be roommates.

I imagine Nordic Viking cum that’s been stewing in Jim’s colon would smell particularly horrific.

Stew 😋 🥘

Speaking of which, remember how he would stop the whole show to make people smell his dried cum infested belly button and wouldn’t let the conversation proceed without someone smelling it? Whenever the interns didn’t want to do it, baby boy would throw a tantrum repeatedly saying “It’s for the show!”

He’s simply repulsive.

Only a good bit if youre a super hot girl with a big round ass

Yeah! And also if you do it on my face then tell me to sniff!

Fartstink Jim is the main reason I'm ashamed to recommend Opie and Anthony to anybody

Just childish and autistic

Fartstink Jim is the main reason I'm ashamed to recommend Opie and Anthony to anybody Just childish and autistic

one of my friends said they tried listening to O&A back when they were on terrestrial radio and turned it off because they were just doing fart jokes. Now they listen to preston and steve.

"Gee, I wonder why I can't get a date with a respectable, biological female." -Jim Norton

If someone purposely farted right next to me I’d would drive my elbow right into their fucking face, young or old, girl or guy

Hook or crook

We got way too complacent with farting where I used to work, one time a new guy called us animals then threw his sandwich in the trash.

It's a form of sexual assault. It's an aspect of his degenerate, death-penalty-worthy scat/piss fetishes.

excuse me Smelly Farts are steeped in folly sir

i'm a very weak and skinny guy, but one time i was on a field trip in high school and we stayed in 2 to a person dorms. my roommate kept farting and laughing all night and i snapped and beat the shit out of him and broke his wrist. i'm not a big fan of toilet humor.

How tall are ya, tough guy?

like 5'9, 5'10 if im not slouching. about 155lbs.

That's not skinny.

i feel scrawny.

Sounds healthy to me

www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm

wow dude. thats actually reassuring. maybe my body image is off. thanks, you're a nice guy. want to be friends?

Haha yeah ok

You sound hot, date?

That never happened

But a 50 year old goblin shitting himself in the middle of his job is cute!

It sounds like a weekly bit on a gay morning zoo.

I've always believed it's homo erotic.

Every time he farts his asshole sounds like it was tampered with.

I just realized that farting and burping is funny to little kids, because adults told them not to do it, and it's the first edgy comedy they can do.

Alright, I fully expect a post how kavanaugh raped you tomorrow.

Norton is an old queer with tired characters but everyone in that room deserves to smell PreP farts.

I absolutely hate that shit, but have to admit it is hilarious on planes

This is done with the sole aim of attracting a mate. Jim hopes some titted man gets a whiff of his asshole “pheromones” and proceeds to violently pound his colon as a result.