Look how fucking fat he was... Jesus christ. Why wasn't he embarrassed? He's the laziest nigger I can think of. He literally chose death over eating right for 12 months.
There's a clip from O&A where he talks about that, how you get in that frame of mind where you'll eat 12 little Debbie donuts knowing it's going to kill you. That was his way of relating to Ants alcoholism.
There are a shitload of incredibly valid instances of Schumer being a plagiarist piggy, but let's not act like Patrice created the donkey punch or the angry pirate or the Houdini, etc. If we're being 100% honest, all those were hack street jokes and pretty shit given how genuinely funny Patrice was.
She's not that bad. I prefer her set to Patrice's. Maybe it's because Patrice told the same jokes a lot better later on, also the girl is pretty and Patrice looks ridicolous.
I use this argument all the time, the "do you know anything about being funny? why are you complaining if you don't have a funny bone in you?" whenever some bitch gets overly offended at a joke. Has never failed me.
in all seriousness, with the current state of information technology and medical science is it at all possible we could frankenstein this motherfucker.
There are a shitload of incredibly valid instances of Schumer being a plagiarist piggy, but let's not act like Patrice created the donkey punch or the angry pirate or the Houdini, etc. If we're being 100% honest, all those were hack street jokes and pretty shit given how genuinely funny Patrice was.
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1 BuffaloForeskin 2018-10-06
Betcha her cooter was fawking wet after that
1 ballyogurt 2018-10-06
“Why are you laughing?? She is outraged!!!!”
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-10-06
I'd love to fuck the feminist outta her
1 ADoucheNamedBag 2018-10-06
He was the righteous man, the comedy scene was the weak, people like her were the tyranny of evil men.
1 unrulyfarmhand 2018-10-06
There is nobody as pure and concentrated as Patrice was. He was heroin and I feel like comedy is giving me percs at best.
1 danTHEdikc 2018-10-06
Look how fucking fat he was... Jesus christ. Why wasn't he embarrassed? He's the laziest nigger I can think of. He literally chose death over eating right for 12 months.
1 Belchides 2018-10-06
Faggot.
1 danTHEdikc 2018-10-06
My thirst for cum has nothing to do with Patrice being a fat slob. Stop trying to change the subject, you fairy.
1 Belchides 2018-10-06
Patrice was fat but you're a faggot.
1 danTHEdikc 2018-10-06
Finally we agree. Patrice was a fat piece of shit.
1 Belchides 2018-10-06
1 danTHEdikc 2018-10-06
It's settled u/Belchides (known fairy) agrees Patrice O'neal was a fat lazy piece of shit.
1 a-corsican-pimp 2018-10-06
DO THE BIT
1 DeclanGunn 2018-10-06
Get him.
1 SinCityAttorney 2018-10-06
There's a clip from O&A where he talks about that, how you get in that frame of mind where you'll eat 12 little Debbie donuts knowing it's going to kill you. That was his way of relating to Ants alcoholism.
1 Hanarable 2018-10-06
He also talked about trying to eat vegan
1 danTHEdikc 2018-10-06
He also is a bubbling pile of chocolate worm pudding w/ eyes in a coffin right now.
1 CoyoteeBongwater 2018-10-06
how have his eyes not decomposed to the same degree as his fat chocolate body?
1 danTHEdikc 2018-10-06
I was making fun of the fact that all you cans sees is thems eyes... You know, cause he's a jig.
1 throwawawyy2 2018-10-06
My mans edgy. Keep going jim youll shock someone eventually
1 danTHEdikc 2018-10-06
I'm training to be a shock jock like Jim. So I'm practicing saying nigger and encouraging people to eat their own poo poo.
1 AntsFailingCareer 2018-10-06
Except his donut addiction killed him at 42 while Ant lives strong at 78
1 brothaman-follower 2018-10-06
He was 14.
1 VicDumb 2018-10-06
Overconfidence. I have contemplated if I would choose overconfidence over being fit, as I am a fat black man myself. With no confidence.
1 danTHEdikc 2018-10-06
Choose being fit. Then when you're alive at 50 you can laugh at that post you just made. If you hate your life, like Patrice did, let yourself die.
1 Watley1 2018-10-06
Choose suicide you redundant cum chugger.
1 danTHEdikc 2018-10-06
"cum chugger" That's was your best effort? lol
1 JoeMommma101 2018-10-06
I know people on here don't like Gavin. But he also had a funny segment on Fox News with a woman...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuWlOhP36LY
1 a-corsican-pimp 2018-10-06
Women shouldn't be taken seriously. Can you imagine living with her in any capacity? Ugh.
1 BlackManMoan 2018-10-06
Yeah, cleaning her stall and changing the hay every day would get old pretty quick for me.
1 RoosterBrains 2018-10-06
Then an overweight pig went on to steal these jokes while Patrice's long time Friend supported her 100%
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-10-06
There are a shitload of incredibly valid instances of Schumer being a plagiarist piggy, but let's not act like Patrice created the donkey punch or the angry pirate or the Houdini, etc. If we're being 100% honest, all those were hack street jokes and pretty shit given how genuinely funny Patrice was.
1 RoosterBrains 2018-10-06
I think they were created by this Mencia guy.
1 late_50s_why 2018-10-06
Menstealia
1 jayroo71 2018-10-06
Who, Ned?
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-10-06
But Patrice never closed an HBO special with it.
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2018-10-06
the good ol' days
1 CompleteZilch 2018-10-06
We need him now more than ever.
1 LarryKleist711 2018-10-06
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1 late_50s_why 2018-10-06
The smashing he would give the worm is worth digging him up
1 Mintwa 2018-10-06
Such a great clip. I hate how overused the term owned is but he owned that bitch.
1 MonicaKaczynski 2018-10-06
"owned" hasn't been overused since like 10 years ago. no one says it anymore
1 vsehorrorshow93 2018-10-06
It hasn't been overused since like 153 years ago.
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-10-06
The redundancy problem on this sub is getting out of hand. Bandwidth doesn’t grow on trees.
1 weirdworksagain 2018-10-06
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVzbsqgUm4I
She's not that bad. I prefer her set to Patrice's. Maybe it's because Patrice told the same jokes a lot better later on, also the girl is pretty and Patrice looks ridicolous.
1 mr_bunnyfish 2018-10-06
I watch this shit like once a week
1 BaggySpandex 2018-10-06
Opinie and Anthony
1 QuantumDice 2018-10-06
Wow, to hear Fox News say Opie and Anthony was a problem, and also not having a sense of humor...things sure have changed, huh?
1 nomadiqqq 2018-10-06
Just imagine if Sam would have died instead of Patrice.
1 VicDumb 2018-10-06
He prob would’ve been loved. How do we know Patrice wouldn’t have been hated if he was still alive?
1 ConflictAddict 2018-10-06
Nah. We're not all reminiscing about Steve C, wishing he was still with us.
1 CoolerKing37 2018-10-06
What's this woman up too? I assume she's thriving because of #MeToo.
1 OpiesBreasts 2018-10-06
Even the stupid cunt laughs at Patrice saying shes outraged. What a phony twat.
1 Carlos_v1 2018-10-06
I use this argument all the time, the "do you know anything about being funny? why are you complaining if you don't have a funny bone in you?" whenever some bitch gets overly offended at a joke. Has never failed me.
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-10-06
Inb4 that weird faggot comes here to post about how patrice was actually a cuck for the 90th time.
1 Loskanksfan 2018-10-06
in all seriousness, with the current state of information technology and medical science is it at all possible we could frankenstein this motherfucker.
1 bal0rd 2018-10-06
He looks like Precious in the thumbnail.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-10-06
There are a shitload of incredibly valid instances of Schumer being a plagiarist piggy, but let's not act like Patrice created the donkey punch or the angry pirate or the Houdini, etc. If we're being 100% honest, all those were hack street jokes and pretty shit given how genuinely funny Patrice was.
1 Watley1 2018-10-06
Choose suicide you redundant cum chugger.