The Rodney A'noia Story paid better.

So they arent going to do a story about fatso barbie? Shit, how will the daughter ive been overfeeding like an irresponsible cunt of a parent ever have the confidence to work in stem!?!?!?!?

AHHHAHAHA

Talk about an upgrade.

This alone will quadruple their profits instead of using Piggy.

Good. She is what all young girls should aspire to look like, at all costs.

AT ALL COSTS

Nice, someone not hideous and who doesn't have a stinking gunt is a much better choice.

Say what you like about Australia we produce some fucking stunners. Margot makes up for Nanette.

You do but that fucking accent is a boner killer.

It's bloody sexy you drongo!

The jump to violence in that penal colony community is astounding. You're not people!!

I'm Canadian where girls are either 10s or 3s and I can honestly tell you that I've never seen an ugly Australian in person.

Its like inbreeding done correctly. They look 'strangely hot' but then have all sorts of weird issues you don't normally expect.

Australians? You're totally wrong. We're not inbred. That's a ridiculous claim to make.

Both Australia and America have problems but at least we aren't Canadians or British. Yech.

I hope this sends Piggy Shumer to eat herself into a coma.

fingers crossed

Hooves cloven

Haha that’s a good one

Amy's request of a gargantuan amount of candy corn put the project vastly over budget

Reminder Big Amy lied and said she had to drop out because the movie had to be released in June 2018 and she just couldn’t get ready after promoting Trainwreck to film it. It's October 2018 and they haven't even filmed one day yet. She was cut for making a flop movie.

I think she was cut for being a disgusting fat bitch. She got too fat to play fat Barbie.

This sounds like the more plausible reason.

She got too fat to play fat Barbie.

This happens often. Even when they go to cast someone fat they cut tons of people because they aren't the right kind of fat. They probably got sick of casting calls for gross chicks thinking they are gonna 'make it' so decided to just cast a 10.

Amy priced herself out of the job.

And by 'priced', I mean 'ate'.

Haha take that you fat stupid cunt, Amy is the worst

Schumer Barbie: "Barbie, true beauty comes from within. Don't forget that"

Margot Barbie: "Barbie... Let's Fuck"

Wow I can't tell which is which https://thumbs.gfycat.com/EarnestHeftyChinchilla-size_restricted.gif

I've actually met Margot, she was very nice to me. My friend who went to the same school as her accused her of fucking jew producers on yachts at 17.

Kavanaugh is confirmed and now this.

Ugly feminists must be hanging themselves from (extremely stout) rafters today.