Radio NyQuil.

What are you 5?

What a dope fresh haircut "young" Sam has here. He's definitely not trying to draw the eyes away from the top of his head.

Sam has the appearance of a leukaemia patient. Hopefully looks aren't deceiving in this case.

For people who talk for a living that was an awful conversation.

I zoned out and listened to the end. I can't remember a thing that was said. What bland, pointless twaddle

1:02:55 Alien headed cunt boy once again justifies a paycheck by senselessly repeating ad nauseum what was just fucking said seconds earlier. There is no shit show ever ‘jocktobered’ that is even remotely as vomitus as this garbage. Not a one. Fuck off Jim “Was she a prostitute? No! I would never do that” The Slimy Worm. Fucking garbage stinks.

God damn he is so oblivious. I'm 23 and get stood up all the time because I'm a weirdo with bad social skills and niche interests but I don't expect hot normal girls in my age range to be attracted to me or accept me. I don't blame every woman I meet. He really must be a confused gay man who can't accept his sexuality.

One day you’ll realize that most women are extremely shy socially, have zero hobbies, and desperately want a boyfriend to do stuff with.

Being a man automatically gives you the upper-hand in her eyes. Now go get in shape, present yourself as someone who isn’t autistic, and you’ll have no problem with girls no matter how hot they are. You’re only 23. There’s plenty of time to change your mindset.

this

I set a goal for myself to never get stood up by women. I stopped socializing with women. Goal reached.

Glad you finally came out!

All I could think of while watching this is DAMN Sam Roberts is ugly.

Yeah although all angles of him are terrible that one is reallyyyy bad

If he felt entitled for women to go out with him if be all for this, but women who know they don't want to go out with you, but just lie to you and never tell you really are cunts

So how does Florentine, a guy whose whole schtick is that he can't stand childish men, tolerate the presence of Sam?

Florentine will call you a two-year-old if you put ketchup on a hamburger. But Sam can't even eat the hamburger in the first place.

If a person who eats ketchup is a toddler, what does that make Sam? A zygote?

Promoting gigs

Fucking Sam Roberts, the way he has says "Maria Menounos's party" makes me want to punch him, name dropping zilch.

What a terrible, terrible show.