mommy said the fluoride in toothpaste isn't good for me.

He obviously doesn't brush regularly or see a dentist. I bet this mother fucker smells too

Those nuggets did a number on him.

Bucky beaver motherfucker!

Good thing he shaves his beard along the neckline. Someone might make fun of his unkempt appearance.

Do you think Mrs. Roberts saved all his baby teeth in a little locket that she wears around her neck?

Didn’t he have braces?