Im loving it

1  2018-10-05 by optimus187

48 comments

I spit my choked reading this. Bravo hahaha

Coming straight out of the trailer park.

don't worry boys, she'll collapse and die soon from heart disease

fingers crossed

Bet they will blame on some passing driver.

Driver totals car. "Comedian" Amy Schumer found under wreckage.

Dodge vs Amy Schumer in a deathmatch! Make it happen Vince.

"Healthy at any size"

The quarter of a thousand pounder

Only 250 lbs? I think you might be low-balling it.

Quarter Tonner

Lotta stress being put on those shirt buttons.

Lot of stress being put on those shirt buttons.

She looks sad now a once funny comedian smh

once-funny

Die

So brave

Cannibalism

I had no idea the McRib was in season.

Didn't you wonder why crime has been so low

Look at her disgusting fat roll sticking out from under her shirt that she tried to hide under her black pants.

Bitch is turning into a weeble

All this protesting doesn't seem to be very effective.

Fidel Gastro

Che Gravy

Boooooo

Full Pot

Haha

Unfitler

Broken-chairman Mao

She had legs for days and looked pretty fuckable back on her first special. I guess all the stress eating from trying to hide what a joke thief she is caught up to her.

Desperately Unhappy Meal.

She's the same shape as Grimace

Funny because her sight makes me grimace

Most woman like to be photographed from a high vantage point because it's slimming, so I have a feeling she set this photo-op up. This is an extremely high vantage point but it does nothing for her though.

There isn't anything that could help her

AIDS

Fake news, that bag can’t hold six quarter pounders with cheese

it only looks like a small bag because King Kong is holding it

r/thick

It’s amazing how so many people are connected to the mainstream and the powerful elite are claiming to be “the resistance.”

Resisting record low unemployment numbers for minorities they claim to care about but never do a damn thing for. “You voted for us for decades and your relative standard of living is worse by all measures! Keep voting for us!” Seriously, most minority groups were better off 60 years ago when it comes to violence, poverty, life expectancy, education, family structure, income, incarceration rates, and just about every objective and subjective measure. Good going liberals! Or what passes as liberal today. Kennedy would blow off his own head if he could see the people that call themselves liberals today.

They are not Liberals in the classic American sense. They are Neo-Communists who are Zionists or who have been brainwashed by Zionists.

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That's a huge bitch.

She definitely wasn't arrested for having a girlish figure.

Wow, she really does look like shit

FAKE. that bag looks like the small ones they give you when you just order 1 cheeseburger. And as we all know, she didn't order just 1 cheeseburger!

In my dream amy appears to me and hands me a bag of mcdonalds. Then we share the food and start feeding each other hashbrowns before finishing out orange juice with 2 straws

Damn girl, wash your hair

Eating Amin.