He writes like a retarded 10 year old but he thinks he’s Dostoyevsky or Orwell.

1  2018-10-04 by RBuddCumia

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These snakes in sheeps clothing.

Joe, I think you mean wolves in sheep’s clothing. You know since wolves hunt down sheep?

A snake in sheeps clothing is a hilarious image. Quite baggy.

Who's going to be fooled by a snake in sheep's clothing? Only the Joe Cumia of sheep would see another sheep slithering around and laying eggs and think, "Hey, this guy's one of us!" as he gets swallowed whole by a puff adder in a wool blazer.

A snake in sheep’s clothing sounds as ridiculous as a $150 Les Paul on Facebook....

"Look at this guy, shedding his wool, doesn't need to have it sheared!"

Wouldn't the snake be fuzzy? I don't see this changing it's diameter.

I guess it depends how literally you take it, but in the way it’s used biblically or in fables, I never pictured actual tailoring, but just the skin of the sheep thrown over the wolf’s back.

There's a Whitesnake joke in here somewhere.

It's a shame we all hate Chip now :(

Ha.ha.ha.classic.comedy.

That snake would definitely need to wear suspenders to keep that sheep's clothing even remotely passable.

He’s a dunce in dunce’s clothing

Lol Joe really is amazingly stupid.

Hold your snakes there partner. You’re acting like Joe is a one-trick elephant or something. His dense writing style isn’t for everyone but he’s never afraid to talk about the sheep in the room or the. wolves in the grass.

You forgot about the sheep in the grass.

He's referencing that chapter of Animal Farm where the snakes put on the sheep's clothes and play poker with a bunch of dogs

You'd have to stuff dozens of snakes in one sheep suit, and it would be gyrating and wiggling and shit, so people would probably be very suspicious of it's intentions.

This is a man who is deeply insecure about his own intelligence.

The Brothers Cumia by Fyodor Dostoevsky

Fyodor Pavlovich is less of an embarrassment to his family than Joe.

everything Joe posts is crime and punishment am I right guys?

The (Fucking) Idiot by Fyodor Dostoyevsky.

I guarantee his dumb bar fly wife he stumbled across told him he is a good writer. Now that Anthony has a book he wants to prove he is the articulate one in the family.

I guess Anthony is the smarter of the two

The dead mother with the mush brain was smarter than both in the end.

He compares people to cult members but he bought a hat with a political slogan on it.

And he wears the uniform of a fictional motorcycle gang

Low IQ (and low T) mouth breathers like Joe are incapable of brevity.

You seem to be mistaking Reddit for somewhere that as soon as you state something you need to back it up with precise dissertation levels of citations and substantiating facts. You don’t. This forum is available for all types of discourse, and just because somebody doesn’t feel the need to back up with sources what they believe as true, doesn’t mean that they should be ignored or goaded by people like you that strive to be superior by posting monumental fact filled responses. It doesn’t interest me. Doesn’t mean I’m wrong, and it doesn’t mean you are. This is a light discussion. If you can’t handle that then I’m sure there are other more fitting subreddits where you can stretch your intellectual muscle and feel better about yourself.

Opie still sucks.

Shut up, stupid.

Hey Joe... use more words saying nothing

Sick troll, dude. Fucking EDGY stuff.

Is there another simpleton as funny as Joe?

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Glad his random "quotes" are still here.

Figures a guy who turns a blind eye to his brother's sexual indiscretions also sees no issue with a supreme court justice being another "snake in wolves clothing."

Joe needs remedial education.

Doltstoyevsky

I bet he thought “chanting mindlessly” was gold

He truly has his finger on the pulse of modern society.

A snake in sheeps clothing is a caterpillar.