I'm not sure why, but since he's going FTL I guess he means light seconds? You're right, he should have been more specific. I hate vague, poorly written blurbs.
MAX GLADSTONE is a fencer, a fiddler, and Hugo Award Finalist. He has taught English in China, wrecked a bicycle in Angkor Wat, and been thrown from a horse in Mongolia.
1 - He lost his entire twitter following and can't promote his book at all how he planned
2 - None of the 38,000 ex-followers even noticed he was suspended, he's irrelevant to them
3 - He's desperately going to be begging for RT's on his lame tweets now, waiting to go viral.
4 - His thoughts are so unoriginal and hivemind-like he'll never go viral again, leaving him like the guy at the end of Saw yelling to himself in an empty room until his heart gives out.
5 - His pregnant wife left him
17 comments
1 literalotherkin 2018-10-04
I hope racists and Russian Bots give this book bad reviews.
1 Mintwa 2018-10-04
Don't worry one of them is already planning that.
1 literalotherkin 2018-10-04
Good man!
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-10-04
It takes us from 0 to FTL in seconds flat
Who the fuck says "seconds flat?"
1 Enrique420 2018-10-04
Max Gladstone, author of the Craft Sequence.
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-10-04
But why though?
1 Enrique420 2018-10-04
I'm not sure why, but since he's going FTL I guess he means light seconds? You're right, he should have been more specific. I hate vague, poorly written blurbs.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2018-10-04
MAX GLADSTONE is a fencer, a fiddler, and Hugo Award Finalist. He has taught English in China, wrecked a bicycle in Angkor Wat, and been thrown from a horse in Mongolia.
Fascinating.
1 iwontbeherelong190 2018-10-04
starship pedo
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-10-04
Nice blurb, stupid.
1 alkiefuck 2018-10-04
Tor books..
sniffs
yeah i smell a paedophile ring
1 cardaderdention 2018-10-04
lemme guess strong female character evil white male antagonist zzzzzzzzzzzz
1 Mintwa 2018-10-04
Spoilers!!
1 clmike29 2018-10-04
i smile when i think about how:
1 - He lost his entire twitter following and can't promote his book at all how he planned 2 - None of the 38,000 ex-followers even noticed he was suspended, he's irrelevant to them 3 - He's desperately going to be begging for RT's on his lame tweets now, waiting to go viral. 4 - His thoughts are so unoriginal and hivemind-like he'll never go viral again, leaving him like the guy at the end of Saw yelling to himself in an empty room until his heart gives out. 5 - His pregnant wife left him
1 Mintwa 2018-10-04
Wait what?! How did I not know this?
1 cheeznuts 2018-10-04
Who's the chick in the pics with him then?
1 rawdio 2018-10-04
Book is so Taut