Derek Jeter - a much deserved tribute

1 2018-10-04 by roninPT

I am not an american, and I don´t think I have ever watched more than 10 minutes of combined baseball in my life, but I come here today to talk to you all about my personal hero, Derek Jeter.

Derek Jeter, when confronted with Jim Norton, saw the truth long before any of us could, or maybe before any of us dared because the signs were always there, he saw the worm for what he is, and Derek had the moral courage and fortitude to do something about it!
Derek had the courage to reject Jim's pathetic requests for an autograph, because deep down Jeter knew....he recognized the request as the empty OCD behavior of a dry drunk trying to fill the hole in his pointless life, and Derek was really only trying to guide Jim towards a better path.....it's a fools errand, but Jeter tried!

Derek Jeter, you are a gentleman and a scholar, and I salute you.

23 comments

1 SinCityAttorney 2018-10-04

Speaking of baseball, anyone watch Oakland seppuku themselves last night? It was almost sad.

1 Spokker 2018-10-04

They didn't belong there.

1 DominicCom90 2018-10-04

Yea really and I want the Yankees to lose everyday on and off the field but Oakland started a reliever...good managing stupid

1 JoeCumiaJr 2018-10-04

Where's the tribute? I wanna see a creamy load, and one that's not dripping down my face this time.

1 roninPT 2018-10-04

Now you made me feel self conscious and unable to perform.

1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2018-10-04

Not American? Are you aware of the The Great Britfag Banning from last week, friendo?

1 roninPT 2018-10-04

Since I´m not a Britfag but a Portupansy I hope it will be ok.

1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-10-04

I almost fingered a girl from Portugal when I was in high school. By almost, I mean I wanted to and she stayed far away from me...

1 aNOOBis_ 2018-10-04

caralho bacalhau filho da puta bunda

1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2018-10-04

Ok cool, just checking

1 PhillyBuckeye 2018-10-04

When I was 8, Derek Jeter was my hero. I got a chance to get on the field before a game between the Yankees and Phillies and asked him if he could sign my glove and take a picture. He was very nice about it and of course said yes. Maybe Jim should realize a 40 year old creep having the hobby of a child is the thing that’s wrong.

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-10-04

Or that it was a fucking charity event where people pay for Jeter to sign things for charity. This shit head confronts him at the men's room so he could get it for free. He's about a piece of shit.

1 cory_stereo 2018-10-04

Jeter’s batting average was within 10% of Babe Ruth’s and he hit twice as many home runs as Ty Cobb, yet Queen Norton acts like he’s entitled to a picture with him.

Jim isn’t even fit to sniff Jeter’s shit.

1 CamVanDerHorst 2018-10-04

Jim would likely prefer to sniff Jeter's shit.

1 Stulightning 2018-10-04

Jeter gave herpes to lots of women

1 Leofan7 2018-10-04

Derek Jeter the festering mouth sore kiiiiiiiiid.

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-10-04

Respect.

1 imcrapyall 2018-10-04

Marking his territory. Classic Jeter.

1 garethgoodtimes 2018-10-04