Terry Clifford reads to children. Anthony Cumia grooms them. Advantage: Terry Clifford

1  2018-10-04 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

62 comments

She's a sweet, charitable old gal with a heart of gold. She's top of the pops in my book, gang.

She fucks kids?

Shut up, gutter mouth.

she looks like shes just about to be informed about jet liners cutting through buildings

reminds me of that tragedy

Oh, 9/11?

I was looking for my brother, walking through blood and bone on the streets. he was in northern Canada

You guys make jokes while Steve Renazizi and I cry ourselves to sleep.

cry harder, you cant type in your sleep

Thermite paint

What a terrible name for an airline

a much better bush

oh, you

sometimes you gotta go there!

Jeremy!

That rocking chair was more structurally sound than those towers grow what I see here.

we'll see, that rocking chair never had a couple planes fly into them

thermite taint

What

My pet pig

I want to be horrible but im too aware now, so ill say thats cool

I will

ahem

What, was that book written by her husband or somethin?

im sorry i cant contribute any further, im an awful person, but ill feel even worse if i do

"Vajine-Eleven" - Nick Mullen

you really have a gift dont let anyone tell you otherwise

Looks like she brought her own sign as well. I wonder what the other Categories are

a fat ugly boring lady making you fall asleep then eating all the post-nap snacks sounds traumatizing

he's a bad egg!

big fat mess people are a valuable part of the comedy world

She's a wonderful woman.

She's the best. I wish she was my momma. I bet she gives the best most warmest hugs and says " oh my sweet boy - momma loves you very much "

:')

What a lovely woman. I bet she makes fantastic bacon and eggs.

Lotta white kids in that class

Just saying.

It's like a NASA control room back in the sixties

Ho-lee shit

I want to know what school district this is so I can move there.

Lotta white kids in here tonight...

It's school, just saying...

Jake is a fag

Kids named Jake and Kyle are notoriously shitty and disrespectful at that age.

What a cool, funky shirt! You rock Terry!

Is that from when her aid told her about the attack on the World Trade Center and she just sits there and does nothing for a felt eternity?

In all seriousness, i never got that critic on Bush. I mean, what was he supposed to do? Freak the children out. It's not like he personally could've done something about it anyway at that moment.

i'm hoping to get a signed 8x10 photo of her for my o&a collection!

Your moms a solid gal, Braun.

This was part of the Terry's Tots program that ran from 2002-2013 in local grade schools in the Rochester area.

heart of gold

Put me down for some Ice Cream with sprinkles, friends.

Gonna be a tense ol' Thanksgiving for the Clifford family this year.

Just a nice lady. Fuck, I really hate Anthony and Gym.

Opie cool.

Damn I always thought that Terry Clifford was Lady Di

She’s smiling because she just turned toward the clock and saw it’s almost snack time

Why does that clock have a big red penis for hands?

It's 2018 you can't just ask why clocks have cocks bro

Mrs. Clifford, there has been an attack on the Bee Morning Facebook page...

Fucking class act...

Terry may be a hefty gal but she can always lose weight.

Nothing can help Anthony's hideous face.

I can imagine Terry at home talking to Braun. "Aww, tell your friend u/SHITLORD_CUNTDICK that I really appreciate that."

Imagine having to be read to in that annoying Wisconsin accent? Let alone the fact that those poor children have to look at her.

Can we unironically make this sub a Terry Clifford sub? She deserves some praise for merely existing in her condition

Terry Clifford's children create popular youtube channels that streams free entertainment for countless hours. Anthony's "child"(cat) shits in a litter box. Another point for the Cliffster.

I will

ahem

What, was that book written by her husband or somethin?