He accidentally uploaded some raw footage (and made it public instead of private) that was meant to be edited into a Kyle Dunningan type of video. Someone used pieces of that video (in which he can be seen staring into the camera silently for minutes at a time and rehearsing lines) and made this masterpiece short horror film.
That allowed a mild sense of dread to creep in for a minute. I wonder how long he took to record and edit that. Something tells me it wasnt done in one take.
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This is well done but editing the original down is just doing Joe a favor. The 11 minute version is as embarrassing as it gets:
https://youtu.be/NJFHt03v-wQ
This is so painful. Guy’s rehearsing lines for a conversation he’s having with himself about how hilarious he is. Go pop some more pills and get dinner started, Joey, the wife will be home soon.
Oh Jesus. This has to be a joke. I mean, he's 30 years into the business right? Maybe he's doing embarrassing self humiliation now?
I'm sure that lots of celebrities rehearse their lines like this but the fact that it's dumb Joe and given how awful he looks and how the fuck does he accidentally let this upload?
I love the idea of all these new fans discovering Joe then going home to see more of his stuff online and coming across the documentary and 100% Italian podcast.
No one on the internet taps into the ugly feelings that Joe reaches in me every time I see him. He has psych issues the same way the Worm has addiction problems. Very unlikable
Ok. I think I'm out of the Joe Mattresses hate. He's clearly having a genuinely terrible time of things and I feel bad for him. He's not smart enough to be more than just his current problem.
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1 El_Heato 2018-10-03
Lots of high functioning autistic people out there.
1 johnnyroberts 2018-10-03
Jesus he looks like dogshit.
1 ClearBlueH20 2018-10-03
Is that a bruise?
1 DryTeeth 2018-10-03
Looks like he got belted with a right hook.
Maybe his wife beats the shit outta him?
1 ChocomelTM 2018-10-03
I hope so
1 TheElDan 2018-10-03
He’s aged 30 years since the Fixing Joe debacle.
1 Bitscoinmooning 2018-10-03
This is why you don't ever go to therapy, they want to sedate you with all kinds of drugs and turn you into a gay battered wife.
1 AntsCurls 2018-10-03
This world is so fucked
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-10-03
What the fuck is going on here?
1 jamocha_shake 2018-10-03
He accidentally uploaded some raw footage (and made it public instead of private) that was meant to be edited into a Kyle Dunningan type of video. Someone used pieces of that video (in which he can be seen staring into the camera silently for minutes at a time and rehearsing lines) and made this masterpiece short horror film.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-10-03
Hah! What a stupid dummy.
1 chainsofknowledge 2018-10-03
Was there a thread on this? Can u find a link plz (feed nana)
1 jamocha_shake 2018-10-03
I really didn't want to bring up redbar... but that's where I saw the video. Not sure if there was a thread about it on here.
1 CasinoIndian 2018-10-03
Nice liplickage.
1 DegenerateLoony 2018-10-03
The nerve if this asshole. You can tell he's zooted too (Big dialated pupils).
1 Awkawardsilence 2018-10-03
This is fucking weird.
1 emerge_from_the_mist 2018-10-03
I’ve heard a number of people say that Joe Matarese isn’t funny
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-10-03
When he does Tony Soprano I can't help but look down at the floor. The agony that is his creative endeavours.
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2018-10-03
This motherfucker has aged 15 years since the abuse started. Ugly fuck
1 googledhowtobehuman 2018-10-03
That allowed a mild sense of dread to creep in for a minute. I wonder how long he took to record and edit that. Something tells me it wasnt done in one take.
1 David_Quiddich 2018-10-03
Mussolini already did this. Sorry to say didn't work out too well Joe.
1 ghandicumia 2018-10-03
Let's hang matarese and spit on him
1 alkiefuck 2018-10-03
lol, this is great
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1 talyorz 2018-10-03
this is art
1 pastorpotluck 2018-10-03
This is well done but editing the original down is just doing Joe a favor. The 11 minute version is as embarrassing as it gets: https://youtu.be/NJFHt03v-wQ
1 TheElDan 2018-10-03
This is so painful. Guy’s rehearsing lines for a conversation he’s having with himself about how hilarious he is. Go pop some more pills and get dinner started, Joey, the wife will be home soon.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2018-10-03
Oh Jesus. This has to be a joke. I mean, he's 30 years into the business right? Maybe he's doing embarrassing self humiliation now?
I'm sure that lots of celebrities rehearse their lines like this but the fact that it's dumb Joe and given how awful he looks and how the fuck does he accidentally let this upload?
1 ghandicumia 2018-10-03
He's just doing some kind of Andy Kaufman character
1 pastorpotluck 2018-10-03
Supposedly he uploaded it to Vimeo for his editor to use but forgot to make it private and someone grabbed it.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2018-10-03
He's an idiot.
1 Ichise-san 2018-10-03
welcome to the pahdkeest
1 yeksnyl 2018-10-03
I love the idea of all these new fans discovering Joe then going home to see more of his stuff online and coming across the documentary and 100% Italian podcast.
1 varamyr6skin 2018-10-03
No one on the internet taps into the ugly feelings that Joe reaches in me every time I see him. He has psych issues the same way the Worm has addiction problems. Very unlikable
1 strappedjammypac 2018-10-03
does anyone know what music is in the background?
1 Ronnybbaby 2018-10-03
uncanny valley
1 earlsgrandma 2018-10-03
"Tha" movement. He does these impersonations.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2018-10-03
Ok. I think I'm out of the Joe Mattresses hate. He's clearly having a genuinely terrible time of things and I feel bad for him. He's not smart enough to be more than just his current problem.
1 ghandicumia 2018-10-03
This didn't get enough upvotes
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-10-03
Boy did that make me uncomfortable
1 ghandicumia 2018-10-03
This is what it's like in the Adderall fueled nightmare matarese calls a brain
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2018-10-03
He's an idiot.