Attention all Italians, Joe needs your help

1  2018-10-03 by Mark_the_Chosen_One

42 comments

Lots of high functioning autistic people out there.

Jesus he looks like dogshit.

Is that a bruise?

Looks like he got belted with a right hook.

Maybe his wife beats the shit outta him?

I hope so

He’s aged 30 years since the Fixing Joe debacle.

This is why you don't ever go to therapy, they want to sedate you with all kinds of drugs and turn you into a gay battered wife.

This world is so fucked

What the fuck is going on here?

He accidentally uploaded some raw footage (and made it public instead of private) that was meant to be edited into a Kyle Dunningan type of video. Someone used pieces of that video (in which he can be seen staring into the camera silently for minutes at a time and rehearsing lines) and made this masterpiece short horror film.

Hah! What a stupid dummy.

Was there a thread on this? Can u find a link plz (feed nana)

I really didn't want to bring up redbar... but that's where I saw the video. Not sure if there was a thread about it on here.

Nice liplickage.

The nerve if this asshole. You can tell he's zooted too (Big dialated pupils).

This is fucking weird.

I’ve heard a number of people say that Joe Matarese isn’t funny

When he does Tony Soprano I can't help but look down at the floor. The agony that is his creative endeavours.

This motherfucker has aged 15 years since the abuse started. Ugly fuck

That allowed a mild sense of dread to creep in for a minute. I wonder how long he took to record and edit that. Something tells me it wasnt done in one take.

Mussolini already did this. Sorry to say didn't work out too well Joe.

Let's hang matarese and spit on him

lol, this is great

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this is art

This is well done but editing the original down is just doing Joe a favor. The 11 minute version is as embarrassing as it gets: https://youtu.be/NJFHt03v-wQ

This is so painful. Guy’s rehearsing lines for a conversation he’s having with himself about how hilarious he is. Go pop some more pills and get dinner started, Joey, the wife will be home soon.

Oh Jesus. This has to be a joke. I mean, he's 30 years into the business right? Maybe he's doing embarrassing self humiliation now?

I'm sure that lots of celebrities rehearse their lines like this but the fact that it's dumb Joe and given how awful he looks and how the fuck does he accidentally let this upload?

He's just doing some kind of Andy Kaufman character

Supposedly he uploaded it to Vimeo for his editor to use but forgot to make it private and someone grabbed it.

He's an idiot.

welcome to the pahdkeest

I love the idea of all these new fans discovering Joe then going home to see more of his stuff online and coming across the documentary and 100% Italian podcast.

No one on the internet taps into the ugly feelings that Joe reaches in me every time I see him. He has psych issues the same way the Worm has addiction problems. Very unlikable

does anyone know what music is in the background?

uncanny valley

"Tha" movement. He does these impersonations.

Ok. I think I'm out of the Joe Mattresses hate. He's clearly having a genuinely terrible time of things and I feel bad for him. He's not smart enough to be more than just his current problem.

This didn't get enough upvotes

Boy did that make me uncomfortable

This is what it's like in the Adderall fueled nightmare matarese calls a brain

He's an idiot.