It's classic narcissistic deflection, "Oh, they didn't make this documentary because I made any mistakes, it's because they don't like how I look. They make fun of me because I'm so interesting and amazing, not because I'm a genetic freak retard sociopath that's fun to laugh at."

Sam genuinely can't understand the struggles of others because he's a spoiled rotten mommy's boy. He'll never truly acknowledge the allegations of the documentary because it may ruin his WWE gig and that's literally all he cares about in life.

The fucked up thing is, in his mind, he's Stone Cold Steve Austin. He probably walked through the halls of Sirius XM, after giving shit to Pat Duffy, Bobo, Erock, Master Po, thinking "Yeah, nobody fucks with me!"

In reality, he's Going Bald Sam Autism.

Did you think of "going bald sam autism" and work backwards?

No, I started with "Stone Cold Steve Austin", and just found insults pertaining to Sam Roberts, which is that he's going bald and he's autistic.

I hate the word as it’s used now but Sam is a perfect example of a “snowflake”. Raised in a rich, privileged home by helicopter parents. And because of his stunted growth, was pampered and babied his entire life by his parents who felt somehow responsible for the genetic disaster he turned out to be. Like Ronnie B used to say, he was born on third base and thinks he hit a home run in life. Fuck em.

I hate the overuse of "snowflake" as well, but it fits him for one big reason: Mommy made him feel special, far more than he realistically ever was.

She helped put this waterhead on the road to sociopathy. He is a weaker, purely passive-aggressive Norman Bates with a microphone.

It’s “Woke up on third and think you hit a triple.” If you hit a home run you don’t stop on third you mook.

Otherwise I agree w/ everything else you said.

It's that you started on 3rd base and made it home without having to get the hit or cross the other bases. So you had to run one base on your own to score the run but never had to work to get there. Too difficult to understand?

http://www.twofeetthick.com/2004/09/01/who-first-said-born-on-third-thinks-he-got-a-triple/

Disassociation is a he'll of a drug.

do they take calls anymore? or do they only put on regulars they know they won't bring up stuff that could hurt their feelings?

I hate the overuse of "snowflake" as well, but it fits him for one big reason: Mommy made him feel special, far more than he realistically ever was.

She helped put this waterhead on the road to sociopathy. He is a weaker, purely passive-aggressive Norman Bates with a microphone.

It’s “Woke up on third and think you hit a triple.” If you hit a home run you don’t stop on third you mook.

Otherwise I agree w/ everything else you said.