sometimes i think about how i was in middle school when sam was in high school and i still could've smushed him into a locker

he'd try to escape like a panicking cat and i would just push him back down with my foot

Remember that cringe anime Sam Roberts avatar he used, as if he pictures himself looking that cool

Half-breed Huey from the Boondocks holding up a fist like he'd put it anywhere besides his own ass. I hope a pair of his clown shoes ends up hanging from a powerline in Harlem.