Hence Chip. It's Jim's unfiltered childlike impulses. Remember his stories of yelling "Wah wah penis" into a soda bottle as a kid? That's what Chip is.
It's also just plain not true. Jim would go like 20 minutes at a time without saying a word, and then suddenly pipe up only acknowledging the last sentence spoken.
I still can't get my head around how this little nothing had the nerve to go on Rogan's podcast and pull that nonsense. Imagine the level of entitlement to do that.
The likes of Elon Musk fucking sat there recently attentively listening to Joe for 2+ hours but maggot boy thinks it's his right to check out halfway through and start looking through his Grindr matches? Fuck this entitled little cunt. His "career" should end tomorrow.
Even if he could 100% listen to every word being said while looking at his phone its FUCKING RUDE AND DISRESPECTFUL. I would get so fucking excited if he did it on stage and someone heckled him for it.
Someone? That's small potatoes. Imagine an entire audience of people on their cell phones not paying attention and acting indignant when Dry Drunk points it out.
Gym Morton has become so fucking hate-able I can't even wrap my head around it. What a pair of balls to be so entitled but lack so many accomplishments. Easily the least successful out of any of his buddies and the biggest prima donna.
It really makes me happy inside to think of how Worm felt when EVERYONE started to sore past him. He musta been green with Envy when he realized that lil comic he got started, Amiee Shmmoimiyer, was becoming a national icon generating tens of millions of dollars in income for herself.
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1 fawwkyeah 2018-10-02
"I can use my phone and still listen" is some stupid shit I would've gotten smacked for saying as a child
Jim never grew up
1 RealTonySchiavone 2018-10-02
Hence Chip. It's Jim's unfiltered childlike impulses. Remember his stories of yelling "Wah wah penis" into a soda bottle as a kid? That's what Chip is.
1 lawyerherelistenup 2018-10-02
Baby noises.
1 rykorotez 2018-10-02
Its one of those things where I'm sure its true. He probably can use his phone and still listen. I know a few people that are capable of doing this.
Its amazing to me though that the worm can't understand how unbelievably rude and dismissive it is.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-10-02
It's also just plain not true. Jim would go like 20 minutes at a time without saying a word, and then suddenly pipe up only acknowledging the last sentence spoken.
1 gab-a-ghoul 2018-10-02
I still can't get my head around how this little nothing had the nerve to go on Rogan's podcast and pull that nonsense. Imagine the level of entitlement to do that.
The likes of Elon Musk fucking sat there recently attentively listening to Joe for 2+ hours but maggot boy thinks it's his right to check out halfway through and start looking through his Grindr matches? Fuck this entitled little cunt. His "career" should end tomorrow.
1 chulathedog 2018-10-02
His career ended like 10 years ago dude. No one knows who he is except us.
1 9-11TowerDiving 2018-10-02
I wish Jim would be killed by a drunk driver
1 Hanarable 2018-10-02
I’d love to open hand slap him. Especially now that he can’t hide behind Club soda Kenny.
1 DickPunchOpie 2018-10-02
I think a video titled Phone Stomp would be a big hit around here.
1 AnferneeCumiyayuh 2018-10-02
Is that the face he makes when he's concentrating real hard or when he gets shot down by a he whore
1 dionysus187 2018-10-02
Even if he could 100% listen to every word being said while looking at his phone its FUCKING RUDE AND DISRESPECTFUL. I would get so fucking excited if he did it on stage and someone heckled him for it.
1 SoreNun 2018-10-02
Someone should go to one of his shows and sit there on their phone the whole time
1 dropngo 2018-10-02
Someone? That's small potatoes. Imagine an entire audience of people on their cell phones not paying attention and acting indignant when Dry Drunk points it out.
1 SoreNun 2018-10-02
I was thinking maybe someone from this place. Just one person on their phone, close enough and in his eyeline, would put Jimmy off massively.
Is this an achievable goal for the sub? One guy to go to a Norton gig and play with their phone the whole time?
1 BlobbyKelly00 2018-10-02
It's Jim Nortification
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-10-02
Gym Morton has become so fucking hate-able I can't even wrap my head around it. What a pair of balls to be so entitled but lack so many accomplishments. Easily the least successful out of any of his buddies and the biggest prima donna.
It really makes me happy inside to think of how Worm felt when EVERYONE started to sore past him. He musta been green with Envy when he realized that lil comic he got started, Amiee Shmmoimiyer, was becoming a national icon generating tens of millions of dollars in income for herself.
Worm Boy, Mustard Man, The Cum Queen, Jim Norton.
1 cumspaces 2018-10-02
This is some of Jim’s best work in years
1 TacolasCage 2018-10-02
I can understand if he was a businessman who need to do important business shit but he's just chatting with Chatterbate vikings