How was a pussy like Keith ever a cop?

1  2018-10-02 by Layzerbeamz

He has to be the most unintimidating and unconfidant cop I've ever seen.

  • Stood by and watched Jill Nicolini burn Anthony's stuff in a fire pit

  • Would let Anthony make an are out of himself by screaming into a pillow every time he lost at blackjack

  • Has to do Anthony's laundry after Melina left him

  • Can't get a customer service rep on the phone to fix their shitty video

Even if Kenny was a buffoon, he knew how to talk down to retards like Danny and Sam when they would step out of line and control a situation.

2 comments

a cop is a good job in NYC which affords you good benefits, advancement and retirement. All you needed to join the NYPD was to be relatively fit, high school graduate with a clean record.

He understands how to befriend unstable people and gain their trust