Sincerely though, it’s a very cool composition and theme, and your use of colors and everything else is very good, I just didn’t think you captured Patton’s face all that well and was just trying to keep it real with a little ribbin.
In fact, I regret criticizing your work to begin with as if I saw this out of context I WOULD recognize it as Patton even if I didn’t know he killed his wife. So good job all around. I’m sorry.
You people act like you don't have levamisole (a lifestock dewormer), cocaine, oxycodone, hydrocone, dextroamphetamine, bupropion, Xanax and ectasy sitting around your house.
That evil dwarf committed the perfect murder. A piece of fentanyl the size of a grain of rice is guaranteed death. Mix that in with one of her capsules of pleasure pills and boom, ya got a dead wife.
I can see how you’d think that, given the fact that I didn’t quite capture the squinty-eyed faggotry of Patton, but the fact that he’s not drugging a child should be a dead giveaway.
It all makes sense now, the only reason he would have a show with that unfunny hole...guilt. WOW...what a fucking tool, Handel your stash homie...thanks for the info btw...
the suspicious thing is he was so vocal about everything after her death but if it was relates to her having secret substance abuse problems, you'd think he would bring that up and do a crusade in addiction awareness or something.
The guy milked his wife's death to further his career. Shortly after her death he made the rounds on talk shows and other interviews promoting himself and trying to garner sympathy. Hard to get sympathy if people are questioning why he allowed those drugs in his home to begin with. Unironically I believe he had a hand in his wife's death.
At first it was a meme for me but it really does seem suspicious, not only because he almost immediately married a woman who looked almost exactly like her. Conspiracy aside, this is a very jarring experience for children and despite him going on about how his daughter is handling it he doesn't seem to factor "this new woman is taking mommy's place" into her mental wellbeing. It's simply insane.
And again, if his somewhat-famous wife died because of personal substance abuse demons, and he is so committed to social justice and all that, you would think that would be a big topic for him. Especially since he has gone on record about his own struggles with mental health and wrote a whole retarded book about being depressed and addicted to movies.
After awhile you are left with 2 options: this man is truly deranged, or he has something to hide.
the LILLIPUTNIAN WIFE-SLAYER has never appeared so lifelike in any artistic medium. I can almost feel him reaching out of the painting to call me a bigot.
Jim Goad discusses this very topic on his most recent podcast: https://soundcloud.com/jim-goad/ep64. The discussion of it begins around the 46 minute mark, but the whole podcast is worth a listen.
86 comments
1 pastorpotluck 2018-10-02
When his likeness is better captured
1 pashow84 2018-10-02
What do you do for a living, character?
1 pastorpotluck 2018-10-02
Is this your roundabout way of saying “I do drawings for a living, therefore I am beyond criticism”?
1 pashow84 2018-10-02
Linger longer, queerbait.
1 pastorpotluck 2018-10-02
Most all is fair game on this sub but don’t criticize pashow84 about his arts and crafts, he does em for a living.
1 jsnoots 2018-10-02
Don't mess with his livelihood right?
Derosa can tell us about that.
1 pastorpotluck 2018-10-02
Sincerely though, it’s a very cool composition and theme, and your use of colors and everything else is very good, I just didn’t think you captured Patton’s face all that well and was just trying to keep it real with a little ribbin.
1 pashow84 2018-10-02
You’re not wrong. His squinty bulldog face is surprisingly difficult to copy.
1 pastorpotluck 2018-10-02
In fact, I regret criticizing your work to begin with as if I saw this out of context I WOULD recognize it as Patton even if I didn’t know he killed his wife. So good job all around. I’m sorry.
1 pashow84 2018-10-02
No need to apologize. No offense taken.
1 Ulfigo 2018-10-02
You people act like you don't have levamisole (a lifestock dewormer), cocaine, oxycodone, hydrocone, dextroamphetamine, bupropion, Xanax and ectasy sitting around your house.
1 ChadKensingtonBulge 2018-10-02
Sitting in my house, maybe? Making a drug casserole in my gut while I lay down for an afternoon siesta, not so much.
1 MSteve1232000 2018-10-02
Did you Google all those just now, pal?
1 Ulfigo 2018-10-02
Yes.
1 Air_Rangoon 2018-10-02
The ray of sunshine there is that Patton has as shitty a coke connection as we do. So he's not actually famous.
(Levamisole is a common filler in the 5% real "cocaine" you buy from anonymous street minority types.)
1 SibHashian13 2018-10-02
Yeah but he does have all the ratatouille money. So u know he must be loaded
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-10-02
Anyone Can Coke
1 PowerfulSir 2018-10-02
Shoulda talked to Opies guy.
1 revolvingmonk 2018-10-02
"Once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can."
1 fishbulbx 2018-10-02
lifestock
1 Ulfigo 2018-10-02
Goddamnit...
1 SandyJ9 2018-10-02
You forgot the special ingredient, fentayl.
1 Lucid_Existence 2018-10-02
That evil dwarf committed the perfect murder. A piece of fentanyl the size of a grain of rice is guaranteed death. Mix that in with one of her capsules of pleasure pills and boom, ya got a dead wife.
1 SpaceEdge 2018-10-02
I got 7/8 guess I'm doing well.
1 serg27 2018-10-02
I actually do have bupropion and dextroamphetamine sitting around my house.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-10-02
Goddamn, this is high art.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-10-02
Great time to be alive in this shit pit.
1 SpeckofCoppah 2018-10-02
Joe Matarese in 100lbs.
Other than that, outstanding effort !
1 ChadKensingtonBulge 2018-10-02
Let's frame a print and send him one.
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-10-02
We're so stupid, we'd just get our wires crossed and send this to Kuhn and a letter to Patton mocking him for killing his son and being in prison.
1 OutlawMemer 2018-10-02
"I didn't kill a little kid. Sounds easy as shit, though." Patton Oswalt
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-10-02
I can't believe he would say this.
1 KingGeorgeIVE 2018-10-02
Ya'll are some real ghouls.
1 aRTie02150 2018-10-02
This is very good work.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-10-02
Great use of colors brothaman.
1 gunstore 2018-10-02
Shit I didn’t realize he married the chick from Dream a Little Dream until I saw this drawing
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-10-02
This is the kind of shit that needs to be spread around the internet.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-10-02
Patton's wife got double teamed by the Coreys.
1 ScottSummersOmegaLVL 2018-10-02
Great writer. Truly a tragedy to have lost her, she would of had an amazing career.
1 Cptbaldopie 2018-10-02
Put an inverted cross on the wall and you have a king diamond album cover my friend.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-10-02
King Die-Mom
Boooooooo
1 Trutinate 2018-10-02
young Ronnie B?
1 pashow84 2018-10-02
I can see how you’d think that, given the fact that I didn’t quite capture the squinty-eyed faggotry of Patton, but the fact that he’s not drugging a child should be a dead giveaway.
1 jsnoots 2018-10-02
Kids drug themselves freely, no need to encourage them.
1 Trutinate 2018-10-02
What? Ronnie B drugging children? What the fuck you talking about?
1 ImpressiveVeryNice_ 2018-10-02
http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/1995-07-01/news/9507010300_1_bennington-correct-dosage-pretrial-intervention
1 Trutinate 2018-10-02
It all makes sense now, the only reason he would have a show with that unfunny hole...guilt. WOW...what a fucking tool, Handel your stash homie...thanks for the info btw...
1 Trutinate 2018-10-02
I've got to call in and ask Ron about this...feel like it's my duty.
1 ghandicumia 2018-10-02
I wonder if he has roofied gales kid yet
1 David_Tosk 2018-10-02
I suspect he maybe just manipulated her into it, but he for sure had a role in her death.
1 Teppler832 2018-10-02
Is there anyone that actually thinks there was no funny business involved with this woman's death?
Why does no one in public ask the obvious questions about all the pills?
1 jidfintraining 2018-10-02
Could easily be a suicide.
1 tonybygodcole 2018-10-02
Shut up, stupid.
1 TriangleDimes 2018-10-02
the suspicious thing is he was so vocal about everything after her death but if it was relates to her having secret substance abuse problems, you'd think he would bring that up and do a crusade in addiction awareness or something.
1 RealTonySchiavone 2018-10-02
He DID go on a crusade right after her death - defending the girl Ghostbusters movie.
1 SensibleKeks 2018-10-02
The guy milked his wife's death to further his career. Shortly after her death he made the rounds on talk shows and other interviews promoting himself and trying to garner sympathy. Hard to get sympathy if people are questioning why he allowed those drugs in his home to begin with. Unironically I believe he had a hand in his wife's death.
1 TriangleDimes 2018-10-02
At first it was a meme for me but it really does seem suspicious, not only because he almost immediately married a woman who looked almost exactly like her. Conspiracy aside, this is a very jarring experience for children and despite him going on about how his daughter is handling it he doesn't seem to factor "this new woman is taking mommy's place" into her mental wellbeing. It's simply insane.
And again, if his somewhat-famous wife died because of personal substance abuse demons, and he is so committed to social justice and all that, you would think that would be a big topic for him. Especially since he has gone on record about his own struggles with mental health and wrote a whole retarded book about being depressed and addicted to movies.
After awhile you are left with 2 options: this man is truly deranged, or he has something to hide.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-10-02
Because leftists have cult devotion to people who blindly trumpet their opinions, no matter how morally bankrupt they are.
1 MuddahSockCuckah 2018-10-02
That's certainly not at all prevalent on the right too.
1 ArvelAzamat 2018-10-02
anyone else remember the time he said that she had died of "natural causes"? is a xanax overdose natural?
1 OutlawMemer 2018-10-02
If you take too much xanax you naturally die from it.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-10-02
A-HAHA-HAAAA HOHLEE SHIIIIT!!!?
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-10-02
love your style
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2018-10-02
This would be A+ if the Golden State Killer was looking in the window.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-10-02
love how it looks like he in a Hammer Horror movie set
1 earlsgrandma 2018-10-02
Shaven Artie. Great work.
1 nhlroyalty 2018-10-02
I'm sorry but this makes him look WAY too masculine.
1 crookedmile 2018-10-02
Way to incorporate the Dream A Little Dream poster. Her tits were crazy fat in that, goodness gracious
1 CacaDick 2018-10-02
"Time for you Actiq smoothie, babe. You took your morning pills, right?"
1 KillerKoon 2018-10-02
This place has evolved so much.
1 smelter250 2018-10-02
The Fluffy Guy is lookin good
1 fishbulbx 2018-10-02
Such an amazing piece... then you post it to reddit instead of imgur.
Canvas original is probably hanging in your bathroom.
1 ThePittWolf 2018-10-02
My goodness
1 NervousJ 2018-10-02
the LILLIPUTNIAN WIFE-SLAYER has never appeared so lifelike in any artistic medium. I can almost feel him reaching out of the painting to call me a bigot.
1 FloggingTheHorses 2018-10-02
Aside from the face (it doesn't really look like Patton) this is amazing work, it reminds me of those old Death album covers.
1 SpaceEdge 2018-10-02
I thought this was Bennington feeding roofies to his daughter.
1 OperationPolybius 2018-10-02
Let justice be done though the heavens fall!
1 Opesterino 2018-10-02
sleep until you dont get up
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-10-02
I’d buy a print out of this
1 ZigginZaggin 2018-10-02
Jim Goad discusses this very topic on his most recent podcast: https://soundcloud.com/jim-goad/ep64. The discussion of it begins around the 46 minute mark, but the whole podcast is worth a listen.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-10-02
The lightning outside the window really hammers home the atmosphere.
1 MilesDavisRose 2018-10-02
Looks like Owen Benjamin is claiming as his own https://www.instagram.com/p/Boc-vYWAses/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=9gzysllt8b2r
1 Mintwa 2018-10-02
This deserves it own thread. What a faggot for not crediting the artist.
1 BuffaloWingsSoldier 2018-10-02
No, if you look at the first comment it says that it was done by one of his bears, whatever that is
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-10-02
Great time to be alive in this shit pit.
1 SibHashian13 2018-10-02
Yeah but he does have all the ratatouille money. So u know he must be loaded
1 JoeCumiaJr 2018-10-02
Jesus christ, shut the fuck up, already.
1 Trutinate 2018-10-02
I've got to call in and ask Ron about this...feel like it's my duty.
1 PowerfulSir 2018-10-02
Shoulda talked to Opies guy.