Is Jay Oakerson the Opie of Bonfire?

1  2018-10-01 by peopleforgetthat

He’s not funny and his girlfriend is steering the ship

21 comments

Jay and dan are the opie and Anthony lite

“Sorry about the movement” sniff

-Actual quote from tonight’s show

Jay is Sam. Period.

Not even close. Jay sucks more and dan’s better than all three of them

crackle crackle

more like cackle cackle from that donkey Christine

I hate that fat ugly bitch.

I dont know whether you’re talking about jay or Christine

And his wife sucks too.

His gf also had to train herself not to laugh like a fucking cartoon character

And he lies a lot. Which many have (wrongfully) accuses Opie of

Hold on hold on hold on korn limp bizkit staind god smack

He's got the tits for the job.

I don't know what happened to that fat Philly fuck, he was funny as shit around 2014 and ever since then he's gotten progressively worse

Do you mean the jay and Christine show featuring dan soder? I stopped listening when jays unfunny, uninteresting, annoying girlfriend got shoehorned into a third mic by jay

You don't like his tales of white-trash debauchery? Ahehehehehehehe

Why not? Who doesn't love tales of two morbidly obese 30-somethings having group sex?

He should get lethal injection for the way he dresses alone.

Yes

I wish Big Gay Chokerson would just fucking disappear from the scene. Not funny, NAAAAHT FUNNY.

The two of them shouldn't be mentioned in the same sentence.